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2024 White Sux

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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #240 on: August 07, 2024, 12:52:23 PM »
I really wanted them to break the MLB record. And against the Cubs. Would have been poetic.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #241 on: August 07, 2024, 01:17:32 PM »
I really wanted them to break the MLB record. And against the Cubs. Would have been poetic.

Just not your week.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #242 on: August 07, 2024, 02:15:14 PM »
Au contraire, the new and improved Bernie Sanders has an excellent chance at being the next VP.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #243 on: August 07, 2024, 05:08:32 PM »
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #244 on: August 07, 2024, 05:12:56 PM »
There’s the Sux we know and love. Pedro Grifol is a baseball terrorist.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #245 on: August 07, 2024, 05:15:17 PM »
There’s the Sux we know and love. Pedro Grifol is a baseball terrorist.

Amongst many others, Nicky Lopez has no business being in a MLB uniform.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #246 on: August 07, 2024, 05:21:04 PM »
Amongst many others, Nicky Lopez has no business being in a MLB uniform.

But he’s from Naperville
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #247 on: August 07, 2024, 05:31:06 PM »
But he’s from Naperville

Oh, we are all well aware of that, aren't we? 
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #248 on: August 08, 2024, 09:00:51 AM »
Grifol: he gone!
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #249 on: August 08, 2024, 09:01:45 AM »
What I don’t understand is, how do you make it through a 21 game losing streak and then get fired after you collect a win. White Sox lol
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #250 on: August 08, 2024, 09:06:05 AM »
Tempo up early with the breaking news!
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #251 on: August 08, 2024, 11:02:27 AM »
What I don’t understand is, how do you make it through a 21 game losing streak and then get fired after you collect a win. White Sox lol
I would say management did this intentionally. Handwriting was on the wall and wouldn't fire him until the losing streak was broken. This kind of move of canning the manager after a win breaking a long losing streak has happened in the past. I just can't remember the specific teams or managers involved.
All the shit of losing can't be thrown onto Grifol. Bad roster, cheap owner who needs to get outta there. 6 playoff years out of his 43 years in charge. Yes, 2005 was great but that was long ago. 89 wins and 190 losses for 2023 and 24.

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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #252 on: August 08, 2024, 11:24:26 AM »
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6 playoff years out of his 43 years in charge

I knew it was bad but holy shit

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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #253 on: August 08, 2024, 11:56:04 AM »
Grady, not the one from Sanford & Son, but Grady Sizemore, is the interim skipper.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #254 on: August 08, 2024, 01:05:10 PM »
Bring on the ripple!
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