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THE JFC Thread!

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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #5985 on: October 07, 2025, 05:46:46 PM »
I knew that, yes. Do I remember it not at all.
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« Reply #5986 on: October 07, 2025, 07:44:20 PM »
But for real, how can you be going into game 6, nearly 1/3 of the way through the season and not recorded a takeaway yet? That’s unreal.

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« Reply #5987 on: October 07, 2025, 08:06:22 PM »
Yes, the Jets suck. Thats why it’s the perfect fit for Bustin.

Nobody said the Jets were good…
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« Reply #5988 on: October 07, 2025, 08:16:29 PM »
No shit. But how do you not generate a turnover in almost 1/3 of a season?
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« Reply #5989 on: October 07, 2025, 08:34:46 PM »
Shitty teams are shitty.
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« Reply #5990 on: October 07, 2025, 08:45:54 PM »
Wisdom like that is why I come to HQ2
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« Reply #5991 on: October 07, 2025, 09:07:54 PM »
What else needs to be said? They havent gotten a turnover. So fucking what? They suck. Why does further analysis need to be done? Fuck, man.
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« Reply #5992 on: October 07, 2025, 09:13:10 PM »
No shit. But how do you not generate a turnover in almost 1/3 of a season?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's because they suck
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« Reply #5993 on: October 07, 2025, 09:17:00 PM »
What else needs to be said? They havent gotten a turnover. So fucking what? They suck. Why does further analysis need to be done? Fuck, man.

Almost 1/3 of a season…that barely seems possible. Not one single turnover all year LOL
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« Reply #5994 on: October 08, 2025, 07:36:45 AM »
Laughing at other shitty teams, while being a fan of the shitty fucking Bears is a move. I'll give ya that lol
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« Reply #5995 on: October 08, 2025, 07:41:48 AM »
10 year old kids know to look for turnovers.

Illinois leads the country in fumbles recovered.
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« Reply #5996 on: October 08, 2025, 07:44:20 AM »
Oh, I agree it's a wild stat. You should at least get a turnover by accident in 5 games lol.

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« Reply #5997 on: October 08, 2025, 08:26:14 AM »
Laughing at other shitty teams, while being a fan of the shitty fucking Bears is a move. I'll give ya that lol

Weird take. You think I don’t know the Bears have largely sucked for a long time? At least they can generate a takeaway once every five games.
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« Reply #5998 on: October 08, 2025, 08:27:16 AM »
Oh, I agree it's a wild stat. You should at least get a turnover by accident in 5 games lol.

I was just busting Temp's nuts.

Ok, good enough.
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« Reply #5999 on: October 08, 2025, 08:29:11 AM »
That would be almost on par with not scoring a TD in 5 games. Not quite, but in the same neighborhood.
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