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THE JFC Thread!

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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #2445 on: December 16, 2023, 06:11:24 PM »
I was genuinely curious about who you stole that from. And I’ve been busy today. I don’t always have time to hang out on here and talk to your dumb ass. And I’m pretty much done talking football with you because it isn’t fun at all.

It wasn’t an insult. Who did you steal that from?

Fuck yourself, genuinely.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2446 on: December 16, 2023, 06:12:06 PM »
Jobu: Plagiarism Detective.

The Google mission failed?
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2447 on: December 16, 2023, 06:16:31 PM »
Yeah, I couldn’t possibly know that a 6’4 240 athletic freak could be good for mismatches on linebackers and safeties without someone telling me that.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2448 on: December 16, 2023, 06:18:05 PM »
As if Travis Kelce and Mark Andrews don’t exist.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2449 on: December 16, 2023, 06:18:48 PM »
Lol
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« Reply #2450 on: December 16, 2023, 06:19:53 PM »
It was the “12 personnel” that gave it away
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« Reply #2451 on: December 16, 2023, 07:47:05 PM »
It was the “12 personnel” that gave it away

Two TE personnel? I hear that term literally every fucking week. The personnel chart isn’t a hard memorization. It’s quite fucking simple, actually.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2452 on: December 16, 2023, 08:02:07 PM »
Since 2010: Minefield ahead. Tread carefully.

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2453 on: December 16, 2023, 08:43:09 PM »
Need to start running Tempo's posts through the plagiarism detector software like schools do....
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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« Reply #2454 on: December 16, 2023, 11:51:14 PM »
The Bills “have a TE” in Dawson Knox that they signed to a 52 million dollar deal last year, but they drafted a TE in the first round this year.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2455 on: December 17, 2023, 01:40:38 AM »
The Bills “have a TE” in Dawson Knox that they signed to a 52 million dollar deal last year, but they drafted a TE in the first round this year.

Dumb. They should have drafted defense.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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« Reply #2456 on: December 17, 2023, 04:58:07 AM »
Dumb. They should have drafted defense.

Can’t predict you’re going to lose your three best defensive players.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2457 on: December 17, 2023, 03:34:06 PM »
166 yards on 40 attempts is Nathan Peterman levels of garbage. This guy ain't no franchise QB.
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« Reply #2458 on: December 17, 2023, 03:35:29 PM »
Miles just dumping a truck load of salt into Tempo's gaping wound....
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« Reply #2459 on: December 17, 2023, 03:36:46 PM »
166 yards on 40 attempts is Nathan Peterman levels of garbage. This guy ain't no franchise QB.

Very Bagent”ish.” He ain’t gonna like that either.
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