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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #2460 on: December 17, 2023, 03:42:33 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on December 17, 2023, 03:36:46 PM
Very Bagent”ish.” He ain’t gonna like that either.

That 3 yard TD March was awesome though.
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #2461 on: December 17, 2023, 03:47:05 PM »
I did it perfectly. Watched the entire Illini victory, turned to the Bears in the 3rd quarter and promptly fell asleep. Woke up for the start of the Dallas-Buffalo tilt.
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« Reply #2462 on: December 17, 2023, 03:48:08 PM »
Quote from: Custard on December 17, 2023, 03:47:05 PM
I did it perfectly. Watched the entire Illini victory, turned to the Bears in the 3rd quarter and promptly fell asleep. Woke up for the start of the Dallas-Buffalo tilt.

Well done. That’s why you’re the leader of this board…
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« Reply #2463 on: December 17, 2023, 03:49:13 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on December 17, 2023, 03:48:08 PM
Well done. That’s why you’re the leader of this board…

If anyone would like any tips on living the low stress good life just let me know
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« Reply #2464 on: December 17, 2023, 03:56:13 PM »
Quote from: Custard on December 17, 2023, 03:49:13 PM
If anyone would like any tips on living the low stress good life just let me know

I am disappointed in you though for not watching the Illini women’s basketball game on right now on BTN…
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« Reply #2465 on: December 17, 2023, 04:11:13 PM »
Quote from: Aging out Linebacker on December 16, 2023, 01:58:55 PM
You’ve got to be trolling. Have to be.

LBs looked great on those last 2 series, didn't they?

Jack Sanborn was all over the field today.
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« Reply #2466 on: December 17, 2023, 04:12:25 PM »
Quote from: Aging out Linebacker on December 16, 2023, 01:38:21 PM
Primarily at Center. LG, RG, RT are set. LT is fine, not elite. This is still a young group that should get better. You’ve got a rookie RT, 2nd year LT, and still young LG that should get better individually and better as a unit with more playing time together. This OL has not logged a lot of snaps as a full unit yet. It will get better. Need a quality Center.

Let me know when they start getting better. Today was not it. Now Jenkins has a concussion...
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #2467 on: December 17, 2023, 08:30:02 PM »
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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« Reply #2468 on: December 18, 2023, 05:20:46 AM »
Hey guys, so after much text discussion PAMan and I have figured out how to fix the Bears. First off, launch Fields (obvi)! Then we need to fire Eberlose. After that we fire Getsy. Then we fire Ryan Poles. After that we draft over most if not all of the offensive line.

Then we probably need to trade Montez Sweat for a player who refuses to come out of the game in the 4th quarter (not on field for 51 yard pass play? WTF). Need to shore up the Dline, then replace our linebackers as they start to age out. Basically, we’re shitcanning everyone but Kevin Warren and the punter. Let’s fire the McCaskeys while we’re at it. Voila, the Bears are fixed.  Whatchoo guys say?
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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« Reply #2469 on: December 18, 2023, 05:28:28 AM »
Oh, almost forgot that we have to draft a quarterback #1 (not sure who though).
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #2470 on: December 18, 2023, 07:33:18 AM »
Sounds like a rebuild of the rebuild. We will need even more patience for 3 to 5 years.
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« Reply #2471 on: December 18, 2023, 08:25:48 AM »
Quote from: Aging out Linebacker on December 18, 2023, 05:20:46 AM
Hey guys, so after much text discussion PAMan and I have figured out how to fix the Bears. First off, launch Fields (obvi)! Then we need to fire Eberlose. After that we fire Getsy. Then we fire Ryan Poles. After that we draft over most if not all of the offensive line.

Then we probably need to trade Montez Sweat for a player who refuses to come out of the game in the 4th quarter (not on field for 51 yard pass play? WTF). Need to shore up the Dline, then replace our linebackers as they start to age out. Basically, we’re shitcanning everyone but Kevin Warren and the punter. Let’s fire the McCaskeys while we’re at it. Voila, the Bears are fixed.  Whatchoo guys say?

Sounds about right
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #2472 on: December 18, 2023, 10:14:31 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on December 18, 2023, 07:33:18 AM
Sounds like a rebuild of the rebuild. We will need even more patience for 3 to 5 years.

Nope. The best part is. We win IMMEDIATELY! Only the best rebuilds for us!
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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« Reply #2473 on: December 18, 2023, 10:29:26 AM »
Hysterical.


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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #2474 on: December 18, 2023, 11:24:06 AM »
Man is someone butthurt about being wrong about Fields. The butchering of the texts is the most Tempo Butthurt Thing ever
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