Hey Biggie Small dick, I'm 20 years old and CCI doesn't exactly have any athletic scholarships for us cricketers. Some of us have to just wait for Biden to forgive our student loans. And since I'm from Elgin, I probably won't get mine forgiven as quickly as some of my teammates from India. At least none of them are Pakis, but still the competition is really tough at the NCCAIN and I don't need this amount of negativity and pressure since uni is supposed to be a safe space. How am I supposed to bowl against WyoTech when I'm on the verge of being triggered?

Hey, loved the interview this morning about your cricketing struggles and other persecutions.

Maryland? Sir you may go and get yourself fucked. WyoTech was near the top of the standings for the NCCAIN Cup before COVID hit, lest you forget. Plus their Backward Square Leg, Sreeharsha Kavuru joined the Canterbury Cricket Association in New Zealand from 1 Feb of this year, so don't you tell me that was a test we were supposed to win. That level of ignorance is the level of the Rutgers alumni casual fan status.

You know how wrong you are here, Finger Blaster! Sreeharsha Kavuru is going to get splinters of New Zealand pine in his arse while Todd Astle plays each inning. TODD ASTLE!!! And we all know Canterbury is the second best in New Zealand, which is the Illinois State of international cricket hubs. Now I suppose you're going to tell me that Karteek Pusluri was awestruck by competing against the *amazing* future benchwarmer on a shit club. This dick sucker attitude of yours is why CCI will never be at the level of Wyo. Technical. Wyo Technical demands more of their cricketers or they will get beaten by rodeo cowboys on the pitch after the match. You go back to Maryland, dick sucker! 

Anyways, you are off in your thinking BIG man. Did you watch the Mizzou test last year? Karteek Pusluri OWNED them with 25+ centuries. With a performance like that, I don't care how he bowls, I really don't.

I'm sorry, you probably went to Maryland so you're used to dog shit cricketers on your team. Dakshayan Varshney will mop floors with Karteek Pusluri all day and deep into the night if you know what I mean. Sure, 25+ centuries are nice but against Mizzou? That is really selective vision on your part especially with the thrashing the CCI cricketers received from the NDSU squad on the heels of the blowout from Wyo. Technical school. What happened in both of those tests? Your boi Karteek Pusluri gave up 50+ centuries early in the test like the dog shit player he is. You sir need to go to the eye dr. and one that probably didn't graduate from Maryland at that.

Hey man, last campaign was a dog shit! Karteek Pusluri was the wroooooong choice to be captain of CCI. I don even care about COVID shortening the campaign, he is a shit bowler hands down. He makes the most average batsmen look like Shahid Afridi. They should move his arse to Mid Off and just skip his turn when it's his time to bowl.

Joe picked Kamala because she smelled the best but as a proud Indian man I can’t see why he picked an Indian(ish) woman. Even I do that sheeet in private and I only date the white women in public. I’ve eaten enough from the curry bowl in my life to know that.

While waiting, I'm going to chest-puff a bit. I'm proud to be ten of the 31 people who have double-digit+ post counts.

Whatever became of IhaveBIGpenis?

Just quarantining with your mama and forgot to come up for air. SWOOOSH!

Quote from: IhaveBIGpenis on March 21, 2020, 09:52:37 PM

As an engineer with a Ph D. I feel authorized to inform you that as a mere peasant, you shouldn’t question smart people like us who create things like strategically ineffective vaccines. Remember, before I studied at U of I I went to boarding school run by British nuns in the north of India. So even though I am not white, I can still be one of your supremes.

You need to dial it up and stick to the mom jokes. Don't make me have to create a mult.

You are talking to an engineer whose degrees are further advanced than yours and also knows your mama in the sexual nature, so you will be taking instruction from me not the otherwise. You May find difficulty in this as I am a non-white but I learned at early age from my boarding school nuns that there are a lot of white powers. Since I bed many of the female whites, I am also part of the superior race and own some of the white powers.

Your wife was getting a Sachin Tendulkar vibe from me in bed last night.