Since the cricketing season is over, so begins the season of the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at a pink taco stand! You know, park the porpoise. Take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!
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