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Title: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on August 27, 2023, 03:56:27 PM
Illini Football v. Toledo
Where: Memorial Stadium, Champaign (for JudgeJudy)
Date: Saturday, 9/2
Time: 630pm
TV: BTN
Odds: Illini -9! O/U 46 (seems high to me)
*1983 B1G Football Title Winners (and 1984 Rose Bowl 2d Place Finisher) Reunion! Only team in Big Ten history to beat every team in the conference during the season.
*2003 Men's Tennis National Champions will be celebrated as well.

*Note-The Rockets went 9-5 in 2022 and won the Boca Raton Bowl.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on August 27, 2023, 04:05:22 PM
Debating on going or not. Not sure if I wanna make the trip to Ohio or not… 😁
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Custard on August 27, 2023, 11:07:59 PM
This one’s got me a little nervous. Excited for some meaningful (to me) football, however.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on August 28, 2023, 05:55:58 AM
This one’s got me a little nervous. Excited for some meaningful (to me) football, however.
It's only Monday. Relax, or you'll be a wreck by Sat.

Toledo and Kansas both return a lot of offense to test our new DC and defensive backfield. Assuming Henry doesn't change much on defense, this will be our 3rd year with the system and we'll need it for both games.
And I'm hoping for a healthy and productive year for McCray.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: frankiew on August 28, 2023, 09:56:17 AM
gonna do burgers and pasta salad for the game!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on August 28, 2023, 10:06:26 AM
gonna do burgers and pasta salad for the game!

Near the port o pottie, right? Always have to have a smart game plan.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on August 28, 2023, 10:07:16 AM
Saw some writer from the Champaign Room say we were gonna win the west, so gotta happen, right?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on August 28, 2023, 10:12:16 AM
gonna do burgers and pasta salad for the game!
Out of 1 thru 4, who's the biggest football fan ?
And I'm not talking size.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: frankiew on August 28, 2023, 10:26:37 AM
Out of 1 thru 4, who's the biggest football fan ?
And I'm not talking size.

probably 4 who likes the broncos
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on August 28, 2023, 10:35:19 AM
probably 4 who likes the broncos

When are we getting the pics?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on August 28, 2023, 02:17:35 PM
Saw some writer from the Champaign Room say we were gonna win the west, so gotta happen, right?

Well, the joke here would be a reference about what the various Score hosts think about the West, but I am not Jobu.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on August 28, 2023, 03:53:33 PM
Well, the joke here would be a reference about what the various Score hosts think about the West, but I am not Jobu.

The Champaign Room sucks, but it's not as bad as the Score.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on August 28, 2023, 04:01:53 PM
I honestly think Illinois has a shot at the West title. Just about as much as anyone else in my opinion. Will that happen?! I don’t know, let’s just hope this year and Bielema are different than others. He might actually be the one to accomplish it.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on August 28, 2023, 04:04:17 PM
I honestly think Illinois has a shot at the West title. Just about as much as anyone else in my opinion. Will that happen?! I don’t know, let’s just hope this year and Bielema are different than others. He might actually be the one to accomplish it.

Yes, the Illini seem to have a problem having consistent seasons unless they are losing seasons.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on August 28, 2023, 04:07:58 PM
Yes, the Illini seem to have a problem having consistent seasons unless they are losing seasons.

Exactly. I do think that Bielema is/can be the guy to change that though.

*Knocks on wood
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on August 28, 2023, 04:50:24 PM
I honestly think Illinois has a shot at the West title. Just about as much as anyone else in my opinion. Will that happen?! I don’t know, let’s just hope this year and Bielema are different than others. He might actually be the one to accomplish it.

Kind of how I feel about the Bears. I don’t think anyone in their division is head and shoulders better than them.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on August 28, 2023, 05:01:29 PM
We lost a ton and 7-5 would be a good year.
The staff does appear to be teaching the players well and we're getting some depth now.
We're not used to depth.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ridingthegrange on August 28, 2023, 05:10:34 PM
I honestly think Illinois has a shot at the West title. Just about as much as anyone else in my opinion. Will that happen?! I don’t know, let’s just hope this year and Bielema are different than others. He might actually be the one to accomplish it.

I agree.  There are 4 new coaches in the West.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on August 28, 2023, 05:37:03 PM
I agree.  There are 4 new coaches in the West.
NU wasn't going to be good anyway.
We're at PU.
Wisco is picked to be better. They're going air raid. Or so they say..
Nebraska could be better. That should be doable.

Home games vs Wisco and Nebby is good, but xxxx and the gofs are road games.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Custard on August 28, 2023, 10:27:29 PM
I’m very mildly optimistic. We lost a lot, but return quite a bit and have a favorable schedule. Since there doesn’t seem to be much separating us from most of the teams in our division, the could end up being a really big deal if we just win the ones we should.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on August 28, 2023, 10:37:52 PM
I’m very mildly optimistic. We lost a lot, but return quite a bit and have a favorable schedule. Since there doesn’t seem to be much separating us from most of the teams in our division, the could end up being a really big deal if we just win the ones we should.

Missing a "but it wouldn't surprise me if we didn't" at the end?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Custard on August 28, 2023, 11:58:35 PM
I don’t think we’ll end up winning this division, but it wouldn’t surprise me if we did. I probably will keep my focus on the Bears until they start calling designed runs in obvious Hail Mary situations.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on August 31, 2023, 08:01:40 AM
For the BTN viewers ....

'The game will air on Big Ten Network with Mark Followill, Matt Millen (😴), and Elise Menaker on the call. The Busey Bank Illini Sports Network has the radio call with Brian Barnhart, Martin O'Donnell, and Michael Martin.'

Jer'zhan Newton has a little brother, 5'11" 190 lb 2nd team All MAC wr Jerjuan, on the Rockets.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on August 31, 2023, 09:02:13 AM


Weird.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on August 31, 2023, 09:15:36 AM
Weird.
Everyone else here, all 6, caught what he was saying.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on August 31, 2023, 09:21:30 AM
Everyone else here, all 6, caught what he was saying.

Even our guests, our friends from the Soviet and Commie Chinese troll farms, got it
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on August 31, 2023, 09:47:06 AM
Everyone else here, all 6, caught what he was saying.

It was dumb. Just like 90% of everything he posts. And 100% of what he posts to me.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Custard on September 01, 2023, 10:22:34 PM
I’m excited for football. Hope we don’t shit the bed. I’m gonna take the under and pick the Illini to win but not cover.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 02, 2023, 08:46:14 AM
Go Illinis! May need to have the missus drive down to the game. Too much shenanigans last night
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 02, 2023, 08:53:15 AM
Go Illinis! May need to have the missus drive down to the game. Too much shenanigans last night
How are those kabobs coming along ?  :D
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 02, 2023, 08:56:49 AM
How are those kabobs coming along ?  :D

Ugh. Too much Rolling Stones and Jack Daniel's last night....
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Custard on September 02, 2023, 09:38:55 AM
Ugh. Too much Rolling Stones and Jack Daniel's last night....

Man would this post have ever drawn the ire of Robb
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 09:48:43 AM
Go Illinis! May need to have the missus drive down to the game. Too much shenanigans last night

As would this from Robb. He HATES when people spread misinformation. Who the fuck is Illinis…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 02, 2023, 10:06:04 AM
I agree with George.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 10:25:36 AM
As would this from Robb. He HATES when people spread misinformation. Who the fuck is Illinis…

Well played.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 10:28:00 AM
Ugh. Too much Rolling Stones and Jack Daniel's last night....

Sounds like a great night. One of my favorite nights in all the time I lived in the city was a Saturday night at Vaughn’s at 2900 block of N. Clark where I sat at the bar and everyone sang along with Rolling Stones songs until closing time. Great memory.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 06:29:00 PM
Man, I’m extremely excited for this year and this season. It’s been a long time since I’ve been this fired up for an Illini season.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 02, 2023, 06:45:39 PM
His arm looks ok so far.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 06:49:00 PM
Looks like we have a QB that can QB.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 07:09:42 PM
Man, I’m extremely excited for this year and this season. It’s been a long time since I’ve been this fired up for an Illini season.

Agreed. It feels good to be interested in Illini Football again.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: frankiew on September 02, 2023, 07:12:35 PM
Game on.

Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 07:13:58 PM
QB and OL look decent. Too many penalties. Need to clean that up.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 07:15:03 PM
Yeah, like what I see of Altmeyer so far.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 07:18:26 PM
Defense could be a little stiffer.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 07:21:53 PM
Defense could be a little stiffer.

It’s gonna be hard for The Law Firm to live up to their hype. Not saying they can’t, just that a lot is expected from them.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 07:25:04 PM
“I wish we’d a had Michael Jordan.” 😂
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 07:29:00 PM
They need to stop the run and make that QB throw.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: frankiew on September 02, 2023, 07:35:47 PM
Don't let em hang around
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 02, 2023, 07:37:46 PM
I think Toledo returns 3/4 of their offense
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: frankiew on September 02, 2023, 07:41:09 PM
Oh boy
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 07:42:13 PM
I’m worried about the defense
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 02, 2023, 07:46:50 PM
The defense is getting embarassed. Almost gagged a 3rd and 27.

To be fair, there was a blatant hold that wasn't called.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 07:48:06 PM
Toledo is holding a lot and getting away with it, but this defense sucks. Like night and day from last year.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: frankiew on September 02, 2023, 07:48:45 PM
Tighten up

Now
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 07:50:13 PM
For all the hype Randolph gets, he’s getting his ass kicked up front.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 02, 2023, 07:55:17 PM
Toledo is kicking their asses up front on both sides.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 02, 2023, 08:06:10 PM
6 wins looking way too optimistic. Whole team looks like crap.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: frankiew on September 02, 2023, 08:06:44 PM
2nd half let's go.  Prepare and get ready
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 02, 2023, 08:08:23 PM
Altmeyer looks pretty good at least. Ball's coming out of his hand nicely.

Penalties and Lunney play calls aren't helping him.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 02, 2023, 08:09:08 PM
24 plays in the half.
44 for Toledo.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 08:11:04 PM
Kinda glad Toledo scored there. Hopefully they come out pissed off in the 2nd half.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 02, 2023, 08:14:01 PM
Altmeyer looks pretty good at least. Ball's coming out of his hand nicely.

Penalties and Lunney play calls aren't helping him.

Altmeyer stares down one receiver each pass play
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 08:17:54 PM
A lot of new season ticket holders watching them get their asses kicked by a MAC team. Yikes.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 02, 2023, 08:18:42 PM
A lot of new season ticket holders watching them get their asses kicked by a MAC team. Yikes.

Same old same old. At least the band's tribute to Rush was solid.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: wonky73 on September 02, 2023, 08:30:01 PM
The players do know the season has started right?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 02, 2023, 08:33:12 PM
Did Lovie or Beckman sneak back into the building?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 02, 2023, 08:33:37 PM
Kinda glad Toledo scored there. Hopefully they come out pissed off in the 2nd half.


Yeah that worked out well
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 08:36:10 PM
Kinda glad Toledo scored there. Hopefully they come out pissed off in the 2nd half.

So much for being pissed off lol
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: wonky73 on September 02, 2023, 08:37:01 PM
I saw 3 wide open guys on that TD SMH
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: wonky73 on September 02, 2023, 08:39:37 PM
Throw into triple coverage... wow
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 08:39:48 PM
Altmyer threw that into a guy that was triple covered. What the fuck?!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: illinicalvin on September 02, 2023, 08:40:19 PM
Christ this is some Beckmanball after the first drive.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 02, 2023, 08:40:49 PM
Had a guy wide open and he was focused on one guy and threw the INT
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 08:40:55 PM
We better get our shit together or we’re gonna lose and continue to get embarrassed.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 08:41:18 PM
So much for getting pissed off being a strategy.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 08:41:46 PM
Whew much needed!!! Pick 6!!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 08:42:53 PM
Now let’s fucking go, Illini!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 08:43:05 PM
Needed that
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 02, 2023, 08:43:15 PM
Young qb hitting passes and makes a throw he shouldn't have thrown.
Not unexpected.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 02, 2023, 08:44:44 PM
Whew much needed!!! Pick 6!!

Great play.. that guy was wide open and he came out of nowhere to pick that ball
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 08:48:14 PM
Damn I rewound the INT like three times and missed the pick 6 lol.

Great play by Scott. That is called picking your teammates up right there.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 02, 2023, 08:48:57 PM
We better get our shit together or we’re gonna lose and continue to get embarrassed.

I see your lack of faith is on this board too
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 08:49:07 PM
Young qb hitting passes and makes a throw he shouldn't have thrown.
Not unexpected.

Lol
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 02, 2023, 08:50:07 PM
Needed that

I see your brilliance is here too
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 08:51:09 PM
Oh look, Murph has shown up to troll! Hopefully he takes a bike ride tonight and gets hit by a fucking car!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 08:51:59 PM
I see your brilliance is here too

Why wouldn’t it be
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 08:52:57 PM
Nice to see Murph outside of the deuce.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 08:53:45 PM
Nice to see Murph outside of the deuce.

It still stinks…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 08:56:09 PM
Even the announcers are picking up Altmyer staring down receivers and not going through progressions.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 09:00:45 PM
OL finally decided to start fucking blocking. That’s nice.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 02, 2023, 09:04:01 PM
Lol
Lol
I told everybody here, before they ran the play.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:06:21 PM
Altmeyer probably scores if that field judge hadn’t been in his way.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:07:20 PM
There we go. Be aggressive and we’ll win.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:08:54 PM
That hook and ladder was probably dumber than the Bears running quarterback sneak from the shotgun against GB.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 09:11:55 PM
That hook and ladder was probably dumber than the Bears running quarterback sneak from the shotgun against GB.

Yeah, especially on the short side of the field
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:12:22 PM
Yeah, especially on the short side of the field

🎯
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:27:04 PM
Where did everyone go?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:27:35 PM
JJ probably passed out.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:35:24 PM
Toledo isn’t a chump, but struggling at home against MAC is not good. Groundbreaking take I know.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 09:35:31 PM
JJ probably passed out.

Didn’t his lady move away? He’s probably jacking off.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:36:07 PM
Didn’t his lady move away? He’s probably jacking off.

Said he was already really drunk and a pass out candidate a few hours ago.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:36:57 PM
Didn’t his lady move away? He’s probably jacking off.

4th quarter would seem an odd time to do it. But when the urge strikes, the urge strikes.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:37:53 PM
I took a quick poop and missed a TD. What happened?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:43:31 PM
Well, crap. Needed to at least burn some clock that drive and gave up two sacks on three plays.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:45:04 PM
Not confident in this defense.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 02, 2023, 09:47:43 PM
Let's see if Altmeyer can lead a game winning drive
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 09:48:21 PM
I would have liked a better replay on that roughing the passer. Sure looked like he might have been blocked into the quarterback.

Not that it matters. This defense sucks.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 09:49:02 PM
I’m here. Let’s get a game-winning drive.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:49:06 PM
Wow…penalties.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 09:53:36 PM
This might be the ballgame…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 02, 2023, 09:54:20 PM
OH FUCK
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 09:54:24 PM
Wow, I didn’t think that had a chance when he let it go.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: wonky73 on September 02, 2023, 09:54:44 PM
While ball is in the air.. that's the stupidest throw on 4 and 4 ever.. I HATE THIS....
After catch.. GREATEST DECISION EVER
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: wonky73 on September 02, 2023, 09:55:24 PM
Get a TD here with no time.. I dont' trust college kickers
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 09:56:27 PM
Holy shit has to always give me a heart attack
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 02, 2023, 09:58:47 PM
They haven't stopped straight ahead blocking.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 10:00:37 PM
Here we go!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: wonky73 on September 02, 2023, 10:04:09 PM
Glad I never doubted :)
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 02, 2023, 10:04:26 PM
Not exactly the most impressive win but it is a win.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 10:05:11 PM
That win is like fucking your sister
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 02, 2023, 10:05:49 PM
Oh look, Murph has shown up to troll! Hopefully he takes a bike ride tonight and gets hit by a fucking car!

You pussies thought we would lose to Toledo?
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 02, 2023, 10:06:22 PM
I’ll take it. Need this defense to step up the rest of the season and stop the stupid fucking penalties!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 02, 2023, 10:07:11 PM
That win is like fucking your sister

And she’s trans
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 02, 2023, 10:08:55 PM
The Who-Gives-A-Fuck-Whatever bowl is still in play :D
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: murphstahoe on September 02, 2023, 10:11:16 PM
Oh look, Murph has shown up to troll! Hopefully he takes a bike ride tonight and gets hit by a fucking car!

The season started.

I can’t figure people on college FB message boards in March with endless threads on the recruiting of a high school sophomore who was gonna save the program but tore his ACL
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 10:12:17 PM
A fair bit to complain about, but at the end of the day they showed some grit and came up with the win. Enjoying the idea that Altmeyer could be around 3 years.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 02, 2023, 10:12:59 PM
1 down. Altmyer looked good.
At Kansas 6:30 Fri on ESPN2 up next.
They return a lot of offense too, and put 48 on Missourah St.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Beach Bum on September 02, 2023, 10:14:53 PM
Not sure what to think but that's a solid win against a likely bowl team. Only game one. I'll take it.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: illinicalvin on September 02, 2023, 10:21:18 PM
"But it's a really good MAC team" is the football equivalent of saying "but she has a great personality."

At least it's a W!
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 02, 2023, 10:23:12 PM
Have to clean up the penalties. They got away with gifting 25 points to Toledo. That's not gonna fly against the better teams on the schedule.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 02, 2023, 10:24:17 PM
I’m really fucking worried about the defense. They got pushed around up front by a MAC offensive line. And that corner, #12, needs to learn how to tackle or they’ll run big wideouts at him and bowl his ass over.

Glad they won, but man…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 02, 2023, 10:25:39 PM
"But it's a really good MAC team" is the football equivalent of saying "but she has a great personality."

At least it's a W!

Be nice. My nephew plays for a good MAC team. But I get your point.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: wonky73 on September 02, 2023, 10:34:51 PM
The lack of pass rush is concerning
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 03, 2023, 08:33:48 AM
The lack of pass rush is concerning

And surprising.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ThePAMan on September 03, 2023, 08:38:21 AM
1 down. Altmyer looked good.
At Kansas 6:30 Fri on ESPN2 up next.
They return a lot of offense too, and put 48 on Missourah St.

He has to stop staring down his receivers. When he had tons of time he would make his reads. Otherwise he was forcing it. He had a guy wide open for a TD on that INT and he instead waited and threw to the primary WR he was staring down and the guy read his eyes and picked it off.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Custard on September 03, 2023, 08:50:00 AM
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Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 03, 2023, 09:14:29 AM
The lack of pass rush is concerning
I think they were concerned about Finn's running ability and hoped to bottle him up a little.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 03, 2023, 09:18:30 AM
He has to stop staring down his receivers. When he had tons of time he would make his reads. Otherwise he was forcing it. He had a guy wide open for a TD on that INT and he instead waited and threw to the primary WR he was staring down and the guy read his eyes and picked it off.
We'll see if that is an issue going on with playing time and coaching, but almost every pass hit the receiver in the hands.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: ridingthegrange on September 03, 2023, 09:26:44 AM
That 4th down pass, although fortunate, could be the confidence booster needed for a good season.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 03, 2023, 09:30:07 AM
He has to stop staring down his receivers. When he had tons of time he would make his reads. Otherwise he was forcing it. He had a guy wide open for a TD on that INT and he instead waited and threw to the primary WR he was staring down and the guy read his eyes and picked it off.

I watched it 3x and I couldn’t see anyone “wide open for a TD.” Mostly because of the camerawork.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jrock74 on September 03, 2023, 09:31:23 AM
Toledo returned 16 of 22 starters from last years team with an NFL quarterback prospect. 

We have problems running the ball which is a concern seeing Toledo was not a good defensive team at all.  I thought our defense waant too bad really.  We were only rushing 3 or 4 guys and never blitzed much.  Our number 1 priority was not letting finn scramble.

Kansas will be a very similar matchup.  KU wasnt impressive against missouri state was a 27-17 game halfway thru 4th Q. 
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 03, 2023, 09:31:46 AM
I watched it 3x and I couldn’t see anyone “wide open for a TD.” Mostly because of the camerawork.

There was a guy running a post route right through the middle of the field. The guy defending him went (along with 2 other defenders) to the guy Altmyer was staring down.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 03, 2023, 09:33:45 AM
There was a guy running a post route right through the middle of the field. The guy defending him went (along with 2 other defenders) to the guy Altmyer was staring down.

Could have sworn I saw a defender between him and the goal line, but ok.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 03, 2023, 09:37:06 AM
The Toledo player at the top of the screen was step for step with the guy across the middle. And had the angle to push him further inside.

(https://i.postimg.cc/k51RxvZw/IMG-4741.png) (https://postimg.cc/R3t0mKvn)
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 03, 2023, 09:39:56 AM
It was a terrible decision, but “wide open for a touchdown?” I don’t see it.

https://x.com/hustlebelt/status/1698149193661972791?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 03, 2023, 09:41:13 AM
The Toledo player at the top of the screen was step for step with the guy across the middle. And had the angle to push him further inside.

(https://i.postimg.cc/k51RxvZw/IMG-4741.png) (https://postimg.cc/R3t0mKvn)

So as you can see, there were already 3 defenders in the area. The 4th guy had good coverage on the guy going down the middle.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 03, 2023, 09:42:22 AM
Toledo returned 16 of 22 starters from last years team with an NFL quarterback prospect. 

We have problems running the ball which is a concern seeing Toledo was not a good defensive team at all.  I thought our defense waant too bad really.  We were only rushing 3 or 4 guys and never blitzed much.  Our number 1 priority was not letting finn scramble.

Kansas will be a very similar matchup.  KU wasnt impressive against missouri state was a 27-17 game halfway thru 4th Q. 
I always looked at this game as a tough one. Same with the Ks game.
Ks didn't have their starting qb and it's not known how much, if any, he'll play against us.

ThePAMan was at the game. He wasn't limited to camera views.
Nonetheless, the ball shouldn't have been thrown.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: illinismitty on September 03, 2023, 11:19:05 AM
Good morning shirtcockers

I am glad we won. I hope this was just a rough start, because the defense was not great. Defensive line put no pressure on Finn, our secondary was weak.  Running game meh. I like what I see in Altmeyer. He needs to stop staring down his targets, and our Oline needs to give him a little more time. Glad Lunney had more than 5 plays and was using TEs. 

In a nutshell, this was a regression to typical MAC level Illinois football. No way we even sniff the west title playing like this,
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Custard on September 04, 2023, 10:59:17 PM
I was at a soirée during the game the other night and wasn’t really able to pay close attention after the first half. Just rewatched the extended highlights. Toledo is a good, experienced, well coached football team that was treating this game like it was their Super Bowl. Illinois looked like a team with a lot of new pieces. Toledo is wayyyy better than IU was last year.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 05, 2023, 07:39:54 AM
AP has Kansas at #35, Toledo at #41 and we got 3 votes to put us at #45.
And their updated today rankings have LSU at #5 and Clemson at #9 with their 0-1 records. 🤔

Kansas 6' 220 lb QB Jalon Daniels is set to return against us. Daniels was pre-season Big12 Offensive Player of the Year.

Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 05, 2023, 08:29:38 AM
AP has Kansas at #35, Toledo at #41 and we got 3 votes to put us at #45.
And their updated today rankings have LSU at #5 and Clemson at #9 with their 0-1 records. 🤔

Kansas 6' 220 lb QB Jalon Daniels is set to return against us. Daniels was pre-season Big12 Offensive Player of the Year.

There’s no such thing as #35 or #41. It’s called “others receiving votes.”
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 05, 2023, 09:10:34 AM
jfc
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Judge Judy on September 05, 2023, 09:11:21 AM
The crazy thing is Toledo is still ahead of us…
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 05, 2023, 09:20:37 AM
The crazy thing is Toledo is still ahead of us…
We were 9.5 pt favorites on our home field.

They just received more votes in the other teams receiving votes category.   ;)
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 05, 2023, 10:11:28 AM
jfc

We can talk about him if you want.
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 05, 2023, 10:42:25 AM
We can talk about him if you want.
Altmyer does look like he throws a more accurate and catchable ball.
 :D
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 05, 2023, 11:05:59 AM
Altmyer does look like he throws a more accurate and catchable ball.
 :D

https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-chicago-bears-justin-fields-most-accurate-quarteback-ohio-state-pff-college-era
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 05, 2023, 12:07:26 PM
Take it to the Bear thread
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Reacher on September 05, 2023, 12:39:09 PM
Take it to the Bear thread

(https://i.postimg.cc/MH2ZyTHY/IMG-4703.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/341Hh3gy)
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on September 06, 2023, 07:26:52 AM
Miles Scott was a walk-on receiver with 4 receptions last year. Bielema thought he had more promise on defense but wouldn't move a kid paying his own way.
Give the kid a scholarship, move him to defense and he's named Big10 Co-Defensive player of the week in his 1st start on defense.
"Finished Toledo game with six tackles, included five solo stops, to go along with his interception, and was the nation's No. 1 graded defensive back and the No. 3-graded defender overall (first in B1G), according to PFF."
Title: Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
Post by: Jobu on September 06, 2023, 07:34:43 AM
Miles Scott was a walk-on receiver with 4 receptions last year. Bielema thought he had more promise on defense but wouldn't move a kid paying his own way.
Give the kid a scholarship, move him to defense and he's named Big10 Co-Defensive player of the week in his 1st start on defense.
"Finished Toledo game with six tackles, included five solo stops, to go along with his interception, and was the nation's No. 1 graded defensive back and the No. 3-graded defender overall (first in B1G), according to PFF."

That's amazing!