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Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!

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murphstahoe

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #120 on: September 02, 2023, 10:05:49 PM »
Oh look, Murph has shown up to troll! Hopefully he takes a bike ride tonight and gets hit by a fucking car!

You pussies thought we would lose to Toledo?

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #121 on: September 02, 2023, 10:06:22 PM »
I’ll take it. Need this defense to step up the rest of the season and stop the stupid fucking penalties!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #122 on: September 02, 2023, 10:07:11 PM »
That win is like fucking your sister

And she’s trans

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #123 on: September 02, 2023, 10:08:55 PM »
The Who-Gives-A-Fuck-Whatever bowl is still in play :D
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #124 on: September 02, 2023, 10:11:16 PM »
Oh look, Murph has shown up to troll! Hopefully he takes a bike ride tonight and gets hit by a fucking car!

The season started.

I can’t figure people on college FB message boards in March with endless threads on the recruiting of a high school sophomore who was gonna save the program but tore his ACL

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #125 on: September 02, 2023, 10:12:17 PM »
A fair bit to complain about, but at the end of the day they showed some grit and came up with the win. Enjoying the idea that Altmeyer could be around 3 years.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #126 on: September 02, 2023, 10:12:59 PM »
1 down. Altmyer looked good.
At Kansas 6:30 Fri on ESPN2 up next.
They return a lot of offense too, and put 48 on Missourah St.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #127 on: September 02, 2023, 10:14:53 PM »
Not sure what to think but that's a solid win against a likely bowl team. Only game one. I'll take it.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #128 on: September 02, 2023, 10:21:18 PM »
"But it's a really good MAC team" is the football equivalent of saying "but she has a great personality."

At least it's a W!

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #129 on: September 02, 2023, 10:23:12 PM »
Have to clean up the penalties. They got away with gifting 25 points to Toledo. That's not gonna fly against the better teams on the schedule.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #130 on: September 02, 2023, 10:24:17 PM »
I’m really fucking worried about the defense. They got pushed around up front by a MAC offensive line. And that corner, #12, needs to learn how to tackle or they’ll run big wideouts at him and bowl his ass over.

Glad they won, but man…
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #131 on: September 02, 2023, 10:25:39 PM »
"But it's a really good MAC team" is the football equivalent of saying "but she has a great personality."

At least it's a W!

Be nice. My nephew plays for a good MAC team. But I get your point.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #132 on: September 02, 2023, 10:34:51 PM »
The lack of pass rush is concerning

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #133 on: September 03, 2023, 08:33:48 AM »
The lack of pass rush is concerning

And surprising.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play Toledo on Sat 9/2!
« Reply #134 on: September 03, 2023, 08:38:21 AM »
1 down. Altmyer looked good.
At Kansas 6:30 Fri on ESPN2 up next.
They return a lot of offense too, and put 48 on Missourah St.

He has to stop staring down his receivers. When he had tons of time he would make his reads. Otherwise he was forcing it. He had a guy wide open for a TD on that INT and he instead waited and threw to the primary WR he was staring down and the guy read his eyes and picked it off.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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