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General Category => Fighting Illini Basketball Forum => Topic started by: Reacher on January 19, 2022, 11:43:16 PM
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Honestly not looking to stir up shit. We’ve been fine without him, but he’s having a pretty good year. Just had 22 and 8 in an upset of Texas. Thought it might be fun to revisit him one more time as his career winds down. I’m sure this thread will go over like a lead balloon. I give it 3-5 pages.
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I gave you 3-5 smites.
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Should have had separate threads for the points and rebounds.
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3-5 posts should be more than enough
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This is the 5th post…
Custard, lock the thread please.
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I gave you 3-5 smites.
That’ll work.
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Solid career. Not a star (and definitely not at Illinois like we’d hoped). I still think it’s funny how many downplayed how big his commitment was once it was somewhat clear things were headed south.
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He did get around to playing for 3-5 programs.
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He did get around to playing for 3-5 programs.
Top 3-5 use of this meme.
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Honestly not looking to stir up shit. We’ve been fine without him, but he’s having a pretty good year. Just had 22 and 8 in an upset of Texas. Thought it might be fun to revisit him one more time as his career winds down. I’m sure this thread will go over like a lead balloon. I give it 3-5 pages.
I give it 3-5 pages, thats more than Mark Smith gets in stars for playing ability. golds!
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Solid career. Not a star (and definitely not at Illinois like we’d hoped). I still think it’s funny how many downplayed how big his commitment was once it was somewhat clear things were headed south.
I think it's funny how many Illinois fans acted like he should've played like a top-20 recruit out of HS. You're right, he had a solid career, right about in-line with his recruiting ranking.
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I think it's funny how many Illinois fans acted like he should've played like a top-20 recruit out of HS. You're right, he had a solid career, right about in-line with his recruiting ranking.
A lot of people theorized his ranking was hurt by his commitment to baseball, and not declaring for basketball until his senior year?
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He was Mr. Basketball in Illinois and had a great senior year. His commitment was huge at the time.
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A lot of people theorized his ranking was hurt by his commitment to baseball, and not declaring for basketball until his senior year?
Yes like almost all our recruits there was some justification given to believe he was actually significantly underranked. He wasnt.
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Yes like almost all our recruits there was some justification given to believe he was actually significantly underranked. He wasnt.
Hi, Spark. How you doing?
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Yes like almost all our recruits there was some justification given to believe he was actually significantly underranked. He wasnt.
Right, but at the time we didn’t know that, and many suspected he was underranked.
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Of course, Illini fans always think they’re players are underranked. Just in this instance there was reasonable justification to think that might have been the case. Usually people just use the excuse of “bias” against Illinois. .
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Of course, Illini fans always think they’re players are underranked. Just in this instance there was reasonable justification to think that might have been the case. Usually people just use the excuse of “bias” against Illinois. .
That explains every fan base of every team in college basketball. It’s not just Illinois.
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Right, but at the time we didn’t know that, and many suspected he was underranked.
Yes, they overblew his ranking and expectations as they typically do with our recruits. He didn't live up to their expectations, but he lived up to reasonable expectations based on where he was actually ranked, not the Illini fan head-canon.
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Yes, they overblew his ranking and expectations as they typically do with our recruits. He didn't live up to their expectations, but he lived up to reasonable expectations based on where he was actually ranked, not the Illini fan head-canon.
“Their?”
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“Their?”
Should I have used 'your'?
Yeah, 'their', the Illini fans who expected a guy ranked 80-90 nationally to play like a 5* recruit.
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Should I have used 'your'?
Yeah, 'their', the Illini fans who expected a guy ranked 80-90 nationally to play like a 5* recruit.
So you’re saying you were AOTC on Smith?
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So you’re saying you were AOTC on Smith?
Not sure that is remotely close to what he meant, but a good effort to bait Spark nonetheless.
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Hasn't Smith been gone for 3-5 years ?
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The self proclaimed number 1 draw here, starting dipshit threads like this.
Well done
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Hasn't Smith been gone for 3-5 years ?
Above average use of the meme, but not top 3-5.
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Not sure that is remotely close to what he meant, but a good effort to bait Spark nonetheless.
The general consensus was that he was a huge get for Underwood. Certainly the centerpiece of the incoming class. Spark is usually an optimist, so I’d be surprised if he didn’t have fairly high expectations of Smith when he committed. Since the old board is gone, no way to verify that, though.
As I recall, the vast majority of the board was pretty high on Smith’s upside.
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The Smith commitment was met with applause and elation. I just find it ironic how quickly everyone downplayed Smith the moment he fell out of favor with Underwood.
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The Smith commitment was met with applause and elation. I just find it ironic how quickly everyone downplayed Smith the moment he fell out of favor with Underwood.
Because he didn't play well when he was an Illini.
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The Smith commitment was met with applause and elation. I just find it ironic how quickly everyone downplayed Smith the moment he fell out of favor with Underwood.
I wanted Smith to stay, I was vocal about that for sure. I was definitely not one of the "good riddance" types, for Smith or Adam Miller or anyone else really.
Yes, the Smith commitment was celebrated - including by me. It was the first top-100 commitment for a new coach. But the idea that he was going to play like a top-25 recruit never held any water with me, and those expectations certainly caused a lot of those 'good riddance' type feelings.
He had a solid career, right about in line with his recruiting rankings. I don't have anything bad to say about him. We've obviously been fine without him though.
The Adam Miller commitment and transfer played out very similarly, and I feel the same about him.
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The general consensus was that he was a huge get for Underwood. Certainly the centerpiece of the incoming class. Spark is usually an optimist, so I’d be surprised if he didn’t have fairly high expectations of Smith when he committed. Since the old board is gone, no way to verify that, though.
As I recall, the vast majority of the board was pretty high on Smith’s upside.
I expected him to play about like a 50-100 ranked recruit - which is pretty typical of my expectations of a 50-100 ranked recruit. You?
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I wanted Smith to stay, I was vocal about that for sure. I was definitely not one of the "good riddance" types, for Smith or Adam Miller or anyone else really.
Yes, the Smith commitment was celebrated - including by me. It was the first top-100 commitment for a new coach. But the idea that he was going to play like a top-25 recruit never held any water with me, and those expectations certainly caused a lot of those 'good riddance' type feelings.
He had a solid career, right about in line with his recruiting rankings. I don't have anything bad to say about him. We've obviously been fine without him though.
The Adam Miller commitment and transfer played out very similarly, and I feel the same about him.
That’s reasonable, and I don’t question anything you said here.
I don’t like giving up on players half way through their freshman year, particularly ones who are deemed as high profile/important recruits. I have no problem with the way things worked out. I still have a problem with the way Smith was treated by so many “fans.”
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I expected him to play about like a 50-100 ranked recruit. You?
Had no hard expectations, I know he fell short of what I’d hoped. Especially as an Illini.
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Yes, as we've discussed many times, you took the fact that he hadn't been evaluated as thoroughly as others to mean that he was way underranked, and were one of the ones expecting more like a 5* recruit coming in if I remember right.
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There's two things that are true. One is that we were so desperate we threw a 50-100 quality guard into the starting lineup and expected him to play like top 30. Two is that he sucked, whined on his way out, and isn't even that good in his 5th year of college basketball at school 3. Common for guys at that level, but hard to swallow when similarly/lower ranked guys like Jordan Poole or Brad Davison or even Trent were in the same class (not to mention Wesson, Garza, Livers, etc.) and actually wound up helping their teams.
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Yes, as we've discussed many times, you took the fact that he hadn't been evaluated as thoroughly as others to mean that he was way underranked, and were one of the ones expecting more like a 5* recruit coming in if I remember right.
I never said he was underranked. But I always thought that “could” be the case. I did expect him to be a key building block of the rebuild.
I never pretended to know if he was underranked or not. I haven’t paid attention to recruiting in 15 years.
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Whatever the case, Mark Smith seemed to suffer the same fate as Rich McBride. People who pay way more attention to recruiting than I do said he was much less dynamic in college than high school.
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There's two things that are true. One is that we were so desperate we threw a 50-100 quality guard into the starting lineup and expected him to play like top 30. Two is that he sucked, whined on his way out, and isn't even that good in his 5th year of college basketball at school 3. Common for guys at that level, but hard to swallow when similarly/lower ranked guys like Jordan Poole or Brad Davison or even Trent were in the same class (not to mention Wesson, Garza, Livers, etc.) and actually wound up helping their teams.
Bingo. I think we have a winner.
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Whatever the case, Mark Smith seemed to suffer the same fate as Rich McBride. People who pay way more attention to recruiting than I do said he was much less dynamic in college than high school.
Because he was. They both were. It usually happens once they are playing against players of equal or better caliber talent. So what’s the issue?
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I mean athletically. According to people who I think know more than me about high school basketball, they didn’t have the same bounce in their game.
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Whatever the case, Mark Smith seemed to suffer the same fate as Rich McBride. People who pay way more attention to recruiting than I do said he was much less dynamic in college than high school.
McBride did not whine on his way out the door like Smith did. Then there is all the rumors about the transfer and not having to sit out a year.
Now that I think about it, Mark Smith can get screwed with a broom up the ass at least 3 to 5 times a day. Fuck that guy.
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Didn’t McBride lose athleticism after an injury? Could be misremembering that. I know he was “the guy” on those Lanphier teams starting with a future Finals MVP.
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Do we know for a fact Mark Smith “whined on his way out the door?” Or is that just a convenient narrative? Pretty sure his dad was more vocal than anyone else.
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Didn’t McBride lose athleticism after an injury? Could be misremembering that. I know he was “the guy” on those Lanphier teams starting with a future Finals MVP.
Allegedly. But he never showed dynamic athleticism in college. Not from day one.
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And not sure Underwood did right by the kid. Wasn’t it revealed Underwood never called or visited when he was in the hospital?
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And not sure Underwood did right by the kid. Wasn’t it revealed Underwood never called or visited when he was in the hospital?
He tried to call 3 to 5 times but no one picked up...
Wasn't he in the hospital because he had the flu (pre-Covid)? Underachiever probably thought the kid was a pussy. Sure seems like he is.
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He tried to call 3 to 5 times but no one picked up...
Wasn't he in the hospital because he had the flu (pre-Covid)? Underachiever probably thought the kid was a pussy. Sure seems like he is.
That’s nice…
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That’s nice…
Wasn't that the narrative at the time?
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Wasn't that the narrative at the time?
That he was a pussy?
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That he was a pussy?
That Underachiever thought he was one.
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That Underachiever thought he was one.
That’s nice.
It’s funny how the narrative almost always seems more favorable for the (usually white) coach instead of the (usually black) player.
Dohhhh!!! Tempo is playing the race card again!
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And I’ll wait patiently for anyone who can provide proof Smith whined on his way out.
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That’s nice.
It’s funny how the narrative almost always seems more favorable for the (usually white) coach instead of the (usually black) player.
Dohhhh!!! Tempo is playing the race card again!
Oh c'mon. The kid whined his way out of town and allegedly extorted a transfer where he did not have to sit out a year.
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Oh c'mon. The kid whined his way out of town and allegedly extorted a transfer where he did not have to sit out a year.
Allegedly, and allegedly.
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Allegedly, and allegedly.
We do know he got the exemption from sitting out a year. We know there was plenty of whining, or else we would not know about the alleged hospital stuff. Smoke meet fire.
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Dude was at three programs in five years and finally blossomed into a sometimes decent player on a definitively mediocre P5 team. The two no-sit transfers allowed him to migrate to his level in an unprecedented manner. He’d be getting spot minutes on essentially any Top 25 team. Hang a fucking banner.
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Oh Jesus, here we go again…
Tempo, like what the fuck is the point in this?!
You’re the one “alleging” that Underwood somehow did him wrong. And what is it that you’re trying to prove bringing this shit up 3-5 years later?!
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There were allegedly allegations of alleged punitive use of treadmill.
Smith was hard to rank because he dominated as a 6-5 guard against what was perceived as decent metro east competition. Athletically, he dunked on people. Skillwise, he handled the ball and shot well from three.
However, he saw limited aau action and only against weak competition, because he played baseball until he hurt his arm.
Because he had been a baseball prospect, many did think he was underranked. He might actually have been a little over ranked
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Still waiting on definitive proof he “whined on his way out.”
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Still waiting on definitive proof he “whined on his way out.”
We’re not waiting on definitive proof that Underwood did him dirty or somehow “mistreated” him. Actually none of us give a fuck except you. I don’t even think Mark Smith himself gives a fuck right now. Just you Tempo. Seriously, wtf is it you’re trying to prove rehashing this 3-5 years later?!
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Oh c'mon. The kid whined his way out of town and allegedly extorted a transfer where he did not have to sit out a year.
Again, show me proof where he “whined his way out town and extorted a transfer.”
We all know Saint Underwood can’t possibly be at fault for anything.
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We’re not waiting on definitive proof that Underwood did him dirty or somehow “mistreated” him. Actually none of us give a fuck except you. I don’t even think Mark Smith himself gives a fuck right now. Just you Tempo. Seriously, wtf is it you’re trying to prove rehashing this 3-5 years later?!
I’m exposing myths and rituals that people like you cling to.
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'I didnt fit the system.'
Bwaaaaaahhhh.
https://www.thetelegraph.com/sports/article/COLLEGE-MEN-8217-S-BASKETBALL-12729192.php
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'I didnt fit the system.'
Bwaaaaaahhhh.
https://www.thetelegraph.com/sports/article/COLLEGE-MEN-8217-S-BASKETBALL-12729192.php
“I love the University of Illinois. I love that I was excited going there. It just wasn’t meant to be. I wish the program the best of luck. I wish coach Underwood and his staff, all my teammates, the best of luck.”
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'I didnt fit the system.'
Bwaaaaaahhhh.
https://www.thetelegraph.com/sports/article/COLLEGE-MEN-8217-S-BASKETBALL-12729192.php
Is that your proof of “whining on the way out?”
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“I love the University of Illinois. I love that I was excited going there. It just wasn’t meant to be. I wish the program the best of luck. I wish coach Underwood and his staff, all my teammates, the best of luck.”
Lol. The obligatory part to get to a new program.
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Again, show me proof where he “whined his way out town and extorted a transfer.”
We all know Saint Underwood can’t possibly be at fault for anything.
You can't say that I have been a fan of Underwood....doesn't mean that Mark Smith isn't a little bitch.
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“I love the University of Illinois. I love that I was excited going there. It just wasn’t meant to be. I wish the program the best of luck. I wish coach Underwood and his staff, all my teammates, the best of luck.”
What do you expect anyone to say publicly to the press on the way out when you are looking for a landing spot?
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What do you expect anyone to say publicly to the press on the way out when you are looking for a landing spot?
Again…give me some proof that he “whined on the way.” Not just some convenient narrative that supports the coach (surprise, surprise).
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Lol. The obligatory part to get to a new program.
It’s a not a wonder you probably like Fox News. “I know what I know; don’t try to tell me any different!”
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Again…give me some proof that he “whined on the way.” Not just some convenient narrative that supports the coach (surprise, surprise).
And not sure Underwood did right by the kid. Wasn’t it revealed Underwood never called or visited when he was in the hospital?
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I believe his parents wanted him to play PG and that was the reason he transferred
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It’s been noted multiple times that his dad was really vocal on the way out and whining. Even going as far as to reportedly say Underwood was abusive and racist if I recall. I think Robb mentioned things about Mark’s dad being very unhappy. I would have to think that was a reflection of the way Mark felt. So again, just speculation, but isn’t everything you say about Underwood. It’s “supposedly” this or that?!
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I wouldn't impute anything to Mark.
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I wouldn't impute anything to Mark.
What was it you stated about his dad being unhappy and very vocal in that whole process?
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It’s been noted multiple times that his dad was really vocal on the way out and whining. Even going as far as to reportedly say Underwood was abusive and racist if I recall. I think Robb mentioned things about Mark’s dad being very unhappy. I would have to think that was a reflection of the way Mark felt. So again, just speculation, but isn’t everything you say about Underwood. It’s “supposedly” this or that?!
The point is, we are happy to label Mark Smith based on “speculation” as a bad apple, while Saint Underwood gets a complete pass. We only scrutinize the athlete. Not the coach.
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The point is, we are happy to label Mark Smith based on “speculation” as a bad apple, while Saint Underwood gets a complete pass. We only scrutinize the athlete. Not the coach.
And you only scrutinize the coach, and not the athlete. What's your point?
Edit. I take it back. If we had Scott Drew or Shaka, and he would have done the exact same things to Smith (allegedly) as Underwood did (allegedly), you wouldn't have had shit to say about it. In fact, I'm guessing you would have dismissed Smith as a bad apple, and a disappointment. You are a pathetic piece of shit, and I wish people around here would acknowledge it more.
This happened a long time ago, and it really doesn't matter now. Its really fucking stupid to rehash all of it. But this is what this board is now. Ridiculous.
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What did Mark Smith ever do to deserve the criticism and derision he’s gotten from Illini fans besides not be as good at basketball as we’d hoped and then trying to find a situation that suits him better?
By all accounts (minus the speculation of middle aged white men), he’s conducted himself with class and dignity.
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And you only scrutinize the coach, and not the athlete. What's your point?
Edit. I take it back. If we had Scott Drew or Shaka, and he would have done the exact same things to Smith (allegedly) as Underwood did (allegedly), you wouldn't have had shit to say about it. In fact, I'm guessing you would have dismissed Smith as a bad apple, and a disappointment. You are a pathetic piece of shit, and I wish people around here would acknowledge it more.
This happened a long time ago, and it really doesn't matter now. Its really fucking stupid to rehash all of it. But this is what this board is now. Ridiculous.
Seek counseling. Make sure your therapist knows about me. Because you have a lot of issues to work through, and I’m apparently pretty high on that list.
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What did Mark Smith ever do to deserve the criticism and derision he’s gotten from Illini fans besides not be as good at basketball as we’d hoped and then trying to find a situation that suits him better?
By all accounts (minus the speculation of middle aged white men), he’s conducted himself with class and dignity.
Again, who gives a fuck. It doesn't matter anymore. It's ancient history. It's fucking over. The program has moved on, and he's moved on.
The only reason this is a discussion is because your dumb ass started this stupid thread, about someone who is not relevant to the program anymore. So, there you go.
Jesus Christ.
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And you only scrutinize the coach, and not the athlete. What's your point?
Edit. I take it back. If we had Scott Drew or Shaka, and he would have done the exact same things to Smith (allegedly) as Underwood did (allegedly), you wouldn't have had shit to say about it. In fact, I'm guessing you would have dismissed Smith as a bad apple, and a disappointment. You are a pathetic piece of shit, and I wish people around here would acknowledge it more.
This happened a long time ago, and it really doesn't matter now. Its really fucking stupid to rehash all of it. But this is what this board is now. Ridiculous.
What I can just about guarantee you (if your theoretical were true) is that I wouldn’t be bad mouthing or calling him a “pussy.” I’d say, “it’s a shame it didn’t work out,” and then wish him good luck at his next venture, as long as he didn’t leave the program because of Jamar Smith or Kendrick Nunn reasons. The only thing Mark Smith is guilty of is not being a dynamic basketball player.
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Seek counseling. Make sure your therapist knows about me. Because you have a lot of issues to work through, and I’m apparently pretty high on that list.
Dude. Go fuck yourself. Seriously.
Worthless piece of shit.
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What I can just about guarantee you (if your theoretical were true) is that it wouldn’t be bad mouthing or calling him a “pussy.” I’d say, “it’s a shame it didn’t work out,” and then wish him good luck at his next venture, as long as he didn’t leave the program because of Jamar Smith or Kendrick Nunn reasons. The only thing Mark Smith is guilty of is not being a dynamic basketball player.
Ok. Fair enough.
Underwood wished him the best of luck as he was walking out the door too. That was actually well documented. They both acknowledged that things didn't work out.
Again, it's ancient history. Who gives a fuck.
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Dude. Go fuck yourself. Seriously.
Worthless piece of shit.
Go jerk off, and take a hot salt bath. You need a break.
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Go jerk off, and take a hot salt bath. You need a break.
Hot salt bath? What the fuck?
Ok, dude.
Anyway, have a good afternoon. Enjoy the rest of your Mark Smith banter. I've said what I want to say, and it doesn't matter what I or anyone says about it because you aren't listening or paying attention anyway.
Fuck off
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Hot salt bath? What the fuck?
Ok, dude.
Anyway, have a good afternoon. Enjoy the rest of your Mark Smith banter. I've said what I want to say, and it doesn't matter what I or anyone says about it because you aren't listening or paying attention anyway.
Fuck off
Good to know jerking off is still on the table.
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Good to know jerking off is still on the table.
Why wouldn't it be? If someone says they don't jerk off, they're a liar.
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What did Mark Smith ever do to deserve the criticism and derision he’s gotten from Illini fans besides not be as good at basketball as we’d hoped and then trying to find a situation that suits him better?
By all accounts (minus the speculation of middle aged white men), he’s conducted himself with class and dignity.
So has Underwood on the situation handled himself with class and dignity.
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Back for only a few posts and Jobu melts down again. Sad.
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So has Underwood on the situation handled himself with class and dignity.
Can’t say for sure, all I know FOR SURE is Mark Smith is a pussy and whined his way out the door. Fuck him.
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Can’t say for sure, all I know FOR SURE is Mark Smith is a pussy and whined his way out the door. Fuck him.
This is exactly why it is impossible to have any kind of conversation with you.
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Back for only a few posts and Jobu melts down again. Sad.
No melt down here. No idea what you're talking about.
Maybe take a salt bath or something. Pussy. Cunt.
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No melt down here. No idea what you're talking about.
Maybe take a salt bath or something. Pussy. Cunt.
Yes. Clearly. You’re stable.
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No melt down here. No idea what you're talking about.
Maybe take a salt bath or something. Pussy. Cunt.
BTW that’s a handsome devil you have in your profile pic there.
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Yes. Clearly. You’re stable.
Actually, I am. I just like using curse words like that to make you think I'm crazy.
Cunt. Clam. Pussy. Fag.
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BTW that’s a handsome devil you have in your profile pic there.
Yeah, I think I'll keep it. The gay light blue shirt really pops.
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Anyway, yawn. I probably should get some work done. As much as I would love to hang around.
Later, fucks.
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Can’t say for sure, all I know FOR SURE is Mark Smith is a pussy and whined his way out the door. Fuck him.
So again. If they both handled it correctly and amicably then, what’s the issue?! You’re ragging on Underwood saying shit about him being in the situation and even now, but it’s just speculation much like you say Illini fans were doing (3-5 years ago I might add!!) when he left. So wtf is the issue? He did suck and was disappointing and still does pretty much. Who fucking cares?! Move on…
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So again. If they both handled it correctly and amicably then, what’s the issue?! You’re ragging on Underwood saying shit about him being in the situation and even now, but it’s just speculation much like you say Illini fans were doing (3-5 years ago I might add!!) when he left. So wtf is the issue? He did suck and was disappointing and still does pretty much. Who fucking cares?! Move on…
Mark Smith is a pussy, and whined his way out the door! Fuck him!
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must be Jobu's time of the month...
yikes
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must be Jobu's time of the month...
yikes
Nope. I'm in a great mood. Thanks for asking!
I didn't start a god damn thread about Mark Smith. You're barking up the wrong tree as far as who is menstruating.
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Hey Jobu. Wassup?
Don't be a stranger. Gets boring around here sometimes.
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Hey Jobu. Wassup?
Don't be a stranger. Gets boring around here sometimes.
Don’t you think his profile pic is strikingly handsome?
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Hey Jobu. Wassup?
Don't be a stranger. Gets boring around here sometimes.
Hey Lk, doing well. Hope you’re good.
I’ll be around.
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Don’t you think his profile pic is strikingly handsome?
I put this pic up as a tribute to retards and fags. In this case, it’s a retard in a gay baby blue shirt. It’s perfect.
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"verbal abuse, racial harassment, medical mismanagement and punitive use of a treadmill,"
These sccusations reportedly came from a former player.
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I put this pic up as a tribute to retards and fags. In this case, it’s a retard in a gay baby blue shirt. It’s perfect.
Retards and fags, huh? Ok, Biff.
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It’s not baby blue. That’s called a camera flash.
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Can’t say for sure, all I know FOR SURE is Mark Smith is a pussy and whined his way out the door. Fuck him.
There you go! And Underachiever sucked in the tourney. Maybe they both suck?
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But does he have the moxie?
Oh shit. Wrong meme.
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But does he have the moxie?
Oh shit. Wrong meme.
Been awhile. But, definitely not.
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I put this pic up as a tribute to retards and fags. In this case, it’s a retard in a gay baby blue shirt. It’s perfect.
Did you reincarnate as a 12 year old in 1999?
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Did you reincarnate as a 12 year old in 1999?
I don't know. Sure, Spark. I'm a 12 year old in 1999.
I was just dicking around. It's just a fucking message board that is visited by 10-12 people at most, for 3-5 minutes at a time. If what I said about retards or fags offends you, well, I can't control your feelings. And I'm not going to apologize. So, basically, fuck you.
If what I have ever said about Tempo, or anyone else on here, offends you. See response from above.
I outlined it pretty well in my response to PA man the other day. Look for it if you want to. Or don't. Again, I really don't give a shit.
Have a nice day. If you're in central Illinois, get your snowblower and your shovels ready. It's gonna get shitty.
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Oh, and one more thing. This thread, started by everyone's hero on here, is total fucking bullshit. Should have never been started. But here we are now.
And one final thing. If Tempo ever says he is living rent free in my head, think about one thing. Whose name is in his fucking signature. I think I'm in his dipshit head, and I really don't have any desire to be there.
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This is the Jobu content that keeps me coming back.
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This is the Jobu content that keeps me coming back.
Yeah, I'm the crazy mother fucker around here, I guess. Mentally unstable, or something.
I'm mentally unstable, yet I'm not the one starting threads about Mark fucking Smith. lol
Have a good day Rob. Hope you have a good shovel.
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Or ThePAMan making his insane and mentally unstable posts, then calling out Jobu. What a fucking little bitch.
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Two of 'em. And a snowblower.
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Two of 'em. And a snowblower.
Nice. I actually have a pretty crappy snowblower. But i got it for free. Works ok.
I have more shovels than people available. lol
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Weather update: It's raining here. Glad it's not snow yet.
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I'm just glad you changed your avatar so I can stop punching the laptop screen.
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I'm just glad you changed your avatar so I can stop punching the laptop screen.
Yeah. I hated it too.
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Oh, and one more thing. This thread, started by everyone's hero on here, is total fucking bullshit. Should have never been started. But here we are now.
And one final thing. If Tempo ever says he is living rent free in my head, think about one thing. Whose name is in his fucking signature. I think I'm in his dipshit head, and I really don't have any desire to be there.
You literally created a profile with my name and likeness. Well before I put your name in my sig. And you used my pic as your profile pic. Again, BEFORE I said I was living rent-free in your head. Oh, and you took a hiatus and scrubbed everything you ever posted after getting worked up about me. So….who’s in whose head?
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I'm just glad you changed your avatar so I can stop punching the laptop screen.
Guess I’m in more than one head.
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Mark Smith discussion is off the table, but let’s give central Illinois weather reports and make sure everyone has a working shovel. This is the Jobu content I keep coming back for.
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Two of 'em. And a snowblower.
Apparently the PC term nowadays is “snowthrower.”
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Lastly, I did not scrub my profile and leave the board in a huff. I couldn’t care less if Jobu posts here or not. He makes it clear he doesn’t want me here. So again, who “is in who’s head?”
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How about a truce? Seriously. I would just like to post here and have fun doing it. As you can see, I removed your pic.
I’m tired of the back and forth. And I would like it if we could get along.
What do you think? Can we come to an agreement, or nah?
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Last time we tried, that lasted about a day or two. Sure, we can try again.
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I actually have a pretty crappy snowblower. But i got it for free. Works ok.
Dumpster find?
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Last time we tried, that lasted about a day or two. Sure, we can try again.
Cool. Sounds like a plan. Let’s see what happens.
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Dumpster find?
Haha, nah. My nephew couldn’t get it to run. So I took it apart and cleaned it up and made it work. Free snowblower.
Believe it or not, I have some ability.
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Haha, nah. My nephew couldn’t get it to run. So I took it apart and cleaned it up and made it work. Free snowblower.
Too many dipshits run ethanol in their snowblowers, which gums up, and then no worky. Easy fix if you're not a citified mooran.
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Cool. Sounds like a plan. Let’s see what happens.
I think this is the time when someone should tell someone to suck their dick.
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Too many dipshits run ethanol in their snowblowers, which gums up, and then no worky. Easy fix if you're not a citified mooran.
I have a toro 2 cycle. It’s not real finicky. Just need to keep fresh fuel in it. If it gets old, no likey.
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Apparently the PC term nowadays is “snowthrower.”
Mine sucks your cock, tho.
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Mine sucks your cock, tho.
Hopefully before it blows snow. Frozen blowjob doesn’t sound appealing at all.
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Dumpster find?
I paid a hundred bucks for mine, but later I found one curbside about a block from my dad's house.
I steered that one toward my dad's house, and put it in his garage. A man named Gregory Vernon Clark stole it from my dad's garage. I'll put "Gregory Vernon Clark" and "Gregory Clark, Urbana Illinois" in quotes so Google can find this post more easily.
(https://i.ibb.co/K0KMDWX/Gregory-Vernon-Clark.jpg)
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I paid a hundred bucks for mine, but later I found one curbside about a block from my dad's house.
I steered that one toward my dad's house, and put it in his garage. A man named Gregory Vernon Clark stole it from my dad's garage. I'll put "Gregory Vernon Clark" and "Gregory Clark, Urbana Illinois" in quotes so Google can find this post more easily.
(https://i.ibb.co/K0KMDWX/Gregory-Vernon-Clark.jpg)
Did he take anything from your dad's beer fridge?
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Did he get caught coming from a Klan meeting?
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I don't know. Sure, Spark. I'm a 12 year old in 1999.
I was just dicking around. It's just a fucking message board that is visited by 10-12 people at most, for 3-5 minutes at a time. If what I said about retards or fags offends you, well, I can't control your feelings. And I'm not going to apologize. So, basically, fuck you.
If what I have ever said about Tempo, or anyone else on here, offends you. See response from above.
I outlined it pretty well in my response to PA man the other day. Look for it if you want to. Or don't. Again, I really don't give a shit.
Have a nice day. If you're in central Illinois, get your snowblower and your shovels ready. It's gonna get shitty.
Haven’t seen someone trying this hard to be edgy since my middle school days, is why I asked.
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Haven’t seen someone trying this hard to be edgy since my middle school days, is why I asked.
That's a wonderful story!
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Haven’t seen someone trying this hard to be edgy since my middle school days, is why I asked.
Well we can tell you’re not here often. Tempo and ThePAMan try to daily. Guess you miss all that.
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There is zero chance whatsoever Tempo ever edgelords hard enough to call people retards and fags.
I don’t know about PAMan, he barely seems like the same guy I knew on HQ on this board.
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There is zero chance whatsoever Tempo ever edgelords hard enough to call people retards and fags.
I don’t know about PAMan, he barely seems like the same guy I knew on HQ on this board.
Yeah Tempo is pretty mellow. He’s cool, just posts some weird shit.
ThePAMan attacked me saying I rape my daughter and insane shit like that. I do not know him personally and the shit he was saying is probably way worse than anything Jobu has ever said to anybody on here.
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Yeah, aside from my thoughts about you, that's well beyond the line and fucked up.
Said the same thing about the rob-Tempo "drunk dad" meme.
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Yeah I don’t really have a problem with anyone on here actually. It’s all in fun. Some people tend to get personal and that’s when I have issue with it and too far.
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It’s pretty god damn amazing how PA man can run his mouth and nobody says shit. But when I say something, people jump my ass.
Not that I really give a shit or anything. It’s just funny.
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It’s pretty god damn amazing how PA man can run his mouth and nobody says shit. But when I say something, people jump my ass.
Not that I really give a shit or anything. It’s just funny.
Yeah I agree and that’s what I’ve been trying to point out
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I’ve called out PMan before and have hardly ever said anything about Jobu. I mean outside of deleting the one thread he started using a fake profile under another members actual name and photo just to start more ad hominem attacks I’ve pretty much let it go because it usually works itself out.
Is there any need for the over-the-top personal attacks? Probably not. But it’s part of the board’s collective character, for better or worse.
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Yeah I’m not really sure where all that shit came from towards me from PMan either. It was kinda weird and childish. I guess there’s a disconnect there from talking sports to saying someone rapes their daughter, is a terrible father, drunk and beats their kids, etc... Never understood that.
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It’s pretty god damn amazing how PA man can run his mouth and nobody says shit.
I got a good laugh out of this.
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I’ve called out PMan before and have hardly ever said anything about Jobu. I mean outside of deleting the one thread he started using a fake profile under another members actual name and photo just to start more ad hominem attacks I’ve pretty much let it go because it usually works itself out.
Is there any need for the over-the-top personal attacks? Probably not. But it’s part of the board’s collective character, for better or worse.
I thought message boards were supposed to be about ad hominem and over-the-top personal attacks. And smites.
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There is zero chance whatsoever Tempo ever edgelords hard enough to call people retards and fags.
I don’t know about PAMan, he barely seems like the same guy I knew on HQ on this board.
I took umbrage with JizzJerkoff saying he wanted to eat Tempo and me out. I'm a married man. With children. And a dog. The bird died over the weekend. It was over 25 years old, so it had a good life.
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I took umbrage with JizzJerkoff saying he wanted to eat Tempo and me out. I'm a married man. With children. And a dog. The bird died over the weekend. It was over 25 years old, so it had a good life.
It was “rat” you out you dumb motherfucker. Then from that you started attacking me personally about my daughter you piece of shit.
And none of what you said above stopped you from fucking Tempo or your dog, so shut the fuck up.
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It was “rat” you out you dumb motherfucker. Then from that you started attacking me personally about my daughter you piece of shit.
And none of what you said above stopped you from fucking Tempo or your dog, so shut the fuck up.
PAMan and I have never fucked. We’ve just performed oral on each other. That’s it.
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PAMan and I have never fucked. We’ve just performed oral on each other. That’s it.
See this is the kind of back and forth that’s ok. Don’t start saying personal shit like PMan did and Robb has done to you.
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PAMan and I have never fucked. We’ve just performed oral on each other. That’s it.
You had to quote him didn't you? We all know his latent homosexuality, as exhibited in numerous posts here, including the infamous "eat" us out post which he claimed was caused by auto-correct, has caused him issues in his life, like having the daughter with his "beard." He will come to peace with himself some day and accept himself for who he is hopefully. In the meantime he will just act like an idiot here.
Hopefully this is ok with Custard.
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It's late and I'm only skimming here, but I'd like to offer my support to Jizz.
It takes a lot to admit that you've fucked your dog. I'm not saying I'm above it. These are challenging times.
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11 pages in 2 weeks on a guy that left 3-5 years ago.
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11 pages in 2 weeks on a guy that left 3-5 years ago.
That’s not true. About half this thread has been calling each other names. And that joke was used 3-5 pages ago.
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That’s not true. About half this thread has been calling each other names. And that joke was used 3-5 pages ago.
Mark Smith brings out the best in people.
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It's late and I'm only skimming here, but I'd like to offer my support to Jizz.
It takes a lot to admit that you've fucked your dog. I'm not saying I'm above it. These are challenging times.
Wait, Jerkoff said he fucked his dog or my dog?
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It's late and I'm only skimming here, but I'd like to offer my support to Jizz.
It takes a lot to admit that you've fucked your dog. I'm not saying I'm above it. These are challenging times.
Reading comprehension, Robb.
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I can't see him staking out the entire city of Chicago just to exact revenge for the insults. But to get his cock inside your pooch? That makes more sense.
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At least Rob is not quoting JizzJerkoff, but I am now wondering about his posts about his fucking of dogs or whatnot.
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Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son talking about JizzJerkoff as well apparently...
https://youtu.be/BiFFijphGtc
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I am a bit concerned that the time honored euphemism of "Fucking the dog" is being needlessly discredited and misused here. Please use it in appropriate context.
One of my favorite sayings.
Fucking the dog
When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.
The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!
Or if one wishes to use it in a basketball context: Mark Smith played 23 minutes, had one rebound and 3 fouls and 3 TO's and was 1-6. Generally Fucking the Dog out there.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fuck_the_dog (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fuck_the_dog)
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I always knew Judy was lazy.
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I always knew Judy was lazy.
I’m not the one living off daddy’s money and quit my job to become a second-rate “reporter.” 😂 C’mon now, man. I’m also not 400 lbs like you and you have the nerve to call someone else lazy. Get the fuck outta here with your nonsense.
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a second-rate “reporter.”
Laying the praise on a little heavy, aren’t we?
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Laying the praise on a little heavy, aren’t we?
I’ll give him some credit. I’m not a total asshole. I guess asking a player the tough question about what his favorite character on Mario Kart is is kind of interesting and a little different.
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Does Rob really weigh 400 lbs?
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Maybe that's why none of the dogs want to fuck me.
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Maybe that's why none of the dogs want to fuck me.
I don't think dogs care about that.
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Oh. Well maybe they do want to fuck me.
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Oh. Well maybe they do want to fuck me.
All you have to do is feed them. Maybe play ball. Scratch their head. Do those things, and they'll fuck you forever.
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Cue Spark now to come in and chew my ass out for talking about getting fucked by dogs.
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Cue Spark now to come in and chew my ass out for talking about getting fucked by dogs.
It does seem like a fitting end to this thread.
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It does seem like a fitting end to this thread.
As good of an ending as any, I suppose.
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I’m not the one living off daddy’s money and quit my job to become a second-rate “reporter.” 😂 C’mon now, man. I’m also not 400 lbs like you and you have the nerve to call someone else lazy. Get the fuck outta here with your nonsense.
When did Robb get promoted to 2nd rate?
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It does seem like a fitting end to this thread.
It’s gonna be 3-5 years before this thread ends. This thread is a smash hit.
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It’s pretty god damn amazing how PA man can run his mouth and nobody says shit. But when I say something, people jump my ass.
Not that I really give a shit or anything. It’s just funny.
If I’d seen him make the retards and fags comment I’d have said the same thing to him.
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If I’d seen him make the retards and fags comment I’d have said the same thing to him.
Oh, there are plenty of things I can be criticized about. I can take it. I'm a man. I'm over 50.
Chump edit: Just did a search. QAnon97 is a big fan of the "r word" and our own little whiner king of shit posters, JizzJerkoff! Well done!
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As good of an ending as any, I suppose.
Does not appear that it is going to end any time soon though.
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If I’d seen him make the retards and fags comment I’d have said the same thing to him.
Hahaha, oh, bullshit, dude.
Like I said, I don’t really care. It’s just something I noticed.
PA man says crazy shit: no comment from Spark. I use a couple of slurs: big offended Spark shows up.
And yes, Q uses the r word way more often than I do. Lol
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Like I said, Spark. I’m real surprised you didn’t give me shit for talking about people getting fucked by dogs.
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I thought Judy was topping, but I guess this makes more sense. If he were fucking dogs, that would imply anal intercourse or incorrect terminology. So I kind of assumed he was fucking bitches, but calling them dogs, hopefully not to their face.
Now that I know he's getting fucked by dogs, I realize that calling them names will only encourage them to fuck him harder. Presumably, that's how he likes it.
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You’re one weird fucking dude. I don’t even know where you come up with half of this shit.
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MUSH
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I didn't come up with it.
If you like getting topped by dogs, I say live and let live. I presume the dogs don't mind.
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I didn't come up with it.
If you like getting topped by dogs, I say live and let live. I presume the dogs don't mind.
I said PMan likes fucking Tempo and his dog. Not sure where you got that I did.
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I said PMan likes fucking Tempo and his dog. Not sure where you got that I did.
It’s one thing if Pman fucks me, but my dog, too? That’s just sick.
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Don't shame him! He was just coming out of his shell. We want him to feel comfortable sharing these things with us.
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this thread is pretty strange !!!!!!
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There is a really offensive joke that would be appropriate here that I stopped working on because I promised Custard I would not go down that road.
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Oh come on.
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Hahaha, oh, bullshit, dude.
Like I said, I don’t really care. It’s just something I noticed.
PA man says crazy shit: no comment from Spark. I use a couple of slurs: big offended Spark shows up.
And yes, Q uses the r word way more often than I do. Lol
Yep, I’ve said similar things about him in the past.
I’ve already mentioned that if he’s joking about someone here raping his child that’s beyond fucked up and way over the line. Call em like I see em.
I don’t comment on most things, because this board quickly became an actual cesspool (not the fun kind we used to have) full of shit like that. Not that interested in the edgelord shit.
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Oh, there are plenty of things I can be criticized about. I can take it. I'm a man. I'm over 50.
Chump edit: Just did a search. QAnon97 is a big fan of the "r word" and our own little whiner king of shit posters, JizzJerkoff! Well done!
Have I not made my thoughts about those two people clear over the years?
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Yep, I’ve said similar things about him in the past.
I’ve already mentioned that if he’s joking about someone here raping his child that’s beyond fucked up and way over the line. Call em like I see em.
I don’t comment on most things, because this board quickly became an actual cesspool (not the fun kind we used to have) full of shit like that. Not that interested in the edgelord shit.
Relax Spark. It's a fucking message board. It is not life-and-death (Jobu pun intended). Like anyone knows who JudgeJudy is (besides maybe Custard). He should grow a pair and stop being a whiny little crybaby since he cannot report people to Tyler, Jobu's buddy, anymore.
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Have I not made my thoughts about those two people clear over the years?
Just noting for the record who's who in the "R-word" (not Washington Football Team R-Word) category.
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Oh come on.
I made a promise. I try to be a man of my word.
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Just noting for the record who's who in the "R-word" (not Washington Football Team R-Word) category.
shut the fuck up you retard
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I don’t comment on most things, because this board quickly became an actual cesspool (not the fun kind we used to have) full of shit like that. Not that interested in the edgelord shit.
You probably missed Illinikvn's post slamming Jobu's mom then. It was epic, as JimRomeIsBurning would say.
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shut the fuck up you retard
How many unironic bowling shirts you got?
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This is my new mental image for QAnon97
(https://i.postimg.cc/m1Nn746x/Kingpin-Bill-Murray-Three-Strikes.webp) (https://postimg.cc/m1Nn746x)
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Ok, so I'm gonna do a little beta testing here.
Retard.
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Have I not made my thoughts about those two people clear over the years?
And I'll add this, for a "conservative" (the quotes are for Nichi) guy who exhibits a complete lack of empathy for "others" in his posts, he sure has gotten his thong in a bunch over a post by an anonymous person about him, who is anonymous as well. Very odd. I predict Judy will be in jail within 10 years. Not for locking his kid in a hot car. But probably something along the line of financial crimes.
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Ok, so I'm gonna do a little beta testing here.
Retard.
The shock value has worn off, don't you think?
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The shock value has worn off, don't you think?
Don't fuck up my test. Dammit.
I was waiting to see if Spark came on and jumped my ass for using that word. Shit.
Hang on, I'm gonna try again.
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Fag
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Don't fuck up my test. Dammit.
I was waiting to see if Spark came on and jumped my ass for using that word. Shit.
Hang on, I'm gonna try again.
Sorry.
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Rump Ranger
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carpet muncher (for female)
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Sorry.
That's ok. I have other feelers out.
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Maybe this should be the default insult thread. Would be the perfect way to honor Mark Smith.
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Maybe this should be the default insult thread. Would be the perfect way to honor Mark Smith.
The insults have to be offensive tho. And the rule is, anybody can hurl them. But Spark can bitch only at me.
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This is my new mental image for QAnon97
(https://i.postimg.cc/m1Nn746x/Kingpin-Bill-Murray-Three-Strikes.webp) (https://postimg.cc/m1Nn746x)
a guy that works at the place I bowl at was woody harrelson's bowling double for that movie!
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Ok, so I'm gonna do a little beta testing here.
Retard.
Congrats man! Great work!
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And I'll add this, for a "conservative" (the quotes are for Nichi) guy who exhibits a complete lack of empathy for "others" in his posts, he sure has gotten his thong in a bunch over a post by an anonymous person about him, who is anonymous as well. Very odd. I predict Judy will be in jail within 10 years. Not for locking his kid in a hot car. But probably something along the line of financial crimes.
Yeah, this kind of childish shit is precisely why I rarely come here.
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Yeah, this kind of childish shit is precisely why I rarely come here.
He calls me a whiner because I get sick of his bullshit of actually saying stupid shit like this daily. This is mild compared to the shit that has had to be deleted. And stupid fuckers on here actually encourage him.
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Yeah, this kind of childish shit is precisely why I rarely come here.
You're right. If he is absuing his dog, he should go to jail now.