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General Category => The Deuce => Topic started by: Reacher on August 29, 2024, 08:08:04 AM
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Behind my back patio is a fairly open grassy area and one of my simple daily pleasures is tossing out a bowl full of “squirrel cocktail” as I like to call it and watching the squirrels and chipmunks gobble it all up. Rank these foods in the order you think the squirrels and chipmunks like them, and I’ll tell you who’s closest.
Raspberries, blueberries, white bread, roasted unsalted peanuts (in shell), roasted almonds (unshelled), red grapes, carrots, strawberries, blackberries.
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Earlier after sunrise the faster they gobble it up, typically.
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Ok, I'm still a little groggy due to anesthesia following a colonoscopy, but WTF?
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Grandpa Hector
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Come on, let’s see your lists.
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I’m going to say they eat the fruit first and the nuts last because they’re tired of eating nuts all the time. Like your mom.
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Are you still in 7th grade?
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The difference between custard and me, is I would never talk shit about his family. Well, one of the differences.
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Well that, and my horsecock
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That’s gotta be an ugly sight.
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Behind my back patio is a fairly open grassy area and one of my simple daily pleasures is tossing out a bowl full of “squirrel cocktail” as I like to call it and watching the squirrels and chipmunks gobble it all up. Rank these foods in the order you think the squirrels and chipmunks like them, and I’ll tell you who’s closest.
Raspberries, blueberries, white bread, roasted unsalted peanuts (in shell), roasted almonds (unshelled), red grapes, carrots, strawberries, blackberries.
I throw that stuff into the neighbor's yard, for reasons that should be obvious
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I throw that stuff into the neighbor's yard, for reasons that should be obvious
I would, but my neighbors are black though and I’m afraid I might get shot…
If they were white I would without hesitation…
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I would, but my neighbors are black though and I’m afraid I might get shot…
If they were white I would without hesitation…
There's no black guys in Mattoon.
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I throw that stuff into the neighbor's yard, for reasons that should be obvious
Not an animal lover?
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There's no black guys in Mattoon.
You check their junk?! Might be female ones…
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You check their junk?! Might be female ones…
Possible I guess. I've been to Mattoon a few times. Never saw a black guy. Or gal. *shrugs*
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Murph, if you’re an illinonaire (with a b), wouldn’t you have to walk kind of far to throw that stuff in the neighbor’s yard? Surely you have a sprawling estate, no?
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You should ask the black guys if you can see what’s in their pants.
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You should ask the black guys if you can see what’s in their pants.
I would rather not get depressed.
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I would rather not get depressed.
I’ve read that’s a myth. I also think more pigmentation gives the illusion of greater size. Thought I heard that. Could be someone just trying to make themselves feel better.
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Don't know.
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1. roasted unsalted peanuts (in shell),
2. roasted almonds (unshelled),
3. Bread
4. Raspberries,
5 blueberries,
6. Strawberries
7. Blackberries
8 red grapes,
9. carrots,
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Go to a cornfield and grab a few ears. Squirrels love that shit.
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1. roasted unsalted peanuts (in shell),
2. roasted almonds (unshelled),
3. Bread
4. Raspberries,
5 blueberries,
6. Strawberries
7. Blackberries
8 red grapes,
9. carrots,
Nailed the first 3. Bottom 6 is not great (but carrots is last). They LOVE grapes. Raspberries would probably be 8th
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Bread and grapes would be tied for 3rd IMO.
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Go to a cornfield and grab a few ears. Squirrels love that shit.
Or use the old shit I so often throw out. Thanks for the tip.
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Nailed the first 3. Bottom 6 is not great (but carrots is last). They LOVE grapes. Raspberries would probably be 8th
That’s exactly what I was gonna say!
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Strawberries 7, Rasperries 8, carrots 9. They don’t fuck with leafy stuff much
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I have walnut trees, and the little cocksuckers will take walnuts and completely destroy them, and leave them in piles everywhere. It's like they just try to make a mess of these things, say fuck you, and walk away.
My dog hates the bastards. If she actually catches one, it's fucked for sure.
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Not an animal lover?
I love other people's animals completely!
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Murph, if you’re an illinonaire (with a b), wouldn’t you have to walk kind of far to throw that stuff in the neighbor’s yard? Surely you have a sprawling estate, no?
I use a potato gun
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I love other people's animals completely!
This.