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How well do you know squirrels?

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How well do you know squirrels?
« on: August 29, 2024, 08:08:04 AM »
Behind my back patio is a fairly open grassy area and one of my simple daily pleasures is tossing out a bowl full of “squirrel cocktail” as I like to call it and watching the squirrels and chipmunks gobble it all up. Rank these foods in the order you think the squirrels and chipmunks like them, and I’ll tell you who’s closest.

Raspberries, blueberries, white bread, roasted unsalted peanuts (in shell), roasted almonds (unshelled), red grapes, carrots, strawberries, blackberries.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2024, 08:10:52 AM »
Earlier after sunrise the faster they gobble it up, typically.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2024, 09:03:24 AM »
Ok, I'm still a little groggy due to anesthesia following a colonoscopy, but WTF?
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2024, 10:17:34 AM »
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2024, 10:29:02 AM »
Come on, let’s see your lists.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2024, 10:31:02 AM »
I’m going to say they eat the fruit first and the nuts last because they’re tired of eating nuts all the time. Like your mom.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2024, 10:31:47 AM »
Are you still in 7th grade?
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2024, 10:33:40 AM »
The difference between custard and me, is I would never talk shit about his family. Well, one of the differences.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2024, 10:37:17 AM »
Well that, and my horsecock
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2024, 10:38:53 AM »
That’s gotta be an ugly sight.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2024, 10:51:43 AM »
Quote from: HectorTheDishwasher on August 29, 2024, 08:08:04 AM
Behind my back patio is a fairly open grassy area and one of my simple daily pleasures is tossing out a bowl full of “squirrel cocktail” as I like to call it and watching the squirrels and chipmunks gobble it all up. Rank these foods in the order you think the squirrels and chipmunks like them, and I’ll tell you who’s closest.

Raspberries, blueberries, white bread, roasted unsalted peanuts (in shell), roasted almonds (unshelled), red grapes, carrots, strawberries, blackberries.

I throw that stuff into the neighbor's yard, for reasons that should be obvious
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2024, 11:13:04 AM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on August 29, 2024, 10:51:43 AM
I throw that stuff into the neighbor's yard, for reasons that should be obvious

I would, but my neighbors are black though and I’m afraid I might get shot…

If they were white I would without hesitation…

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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2024, 11:27:35 AM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on August 29, 2024, 11:13:04 AM
I would, but my neighbors are black though and I’m afraid I might get shot…

If they were white I would without hesitation…

There's no black guys in Mattoon.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2024, 11:27:52 AM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on August 29, 2024, 10:51:43 AM
I throw that stuff into the neighbor's yard, for reasons that should be obvious

Not an animal lover?
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2024, 11:30:01 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 29, 2024, 11:27:35 AM
There's no black guys in Mattoon.

You check their junk?! Might be female ones…
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