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How well do you know squirrels?

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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2024, 11:31:01 AM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on August 29, 2024, 11:30:01 AM
You check their junk?! Might be female ones…

Possible I guess. I've been to Mattoon a few times. Never saw a black guy. Or gal. *shrugs*
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2024, 11:32:04 AM »
Murph, if you’re an illinonaire (with a b), wouldn’t you have to walk kind of far to throw that stuff in the neighbor’s yard? Surely you have a sprawling estate, no?
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2024, 11:32:47 AM »
You should ask the black guys if you can see what’s in their pants.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2024, 11:33:20 AM »
Quote from: HectorTheDishwasher on August 29, 2024, 11:32:47 AM
You should ask the black guys if you can see what’s in their pants.

I would rather not get depressed.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2024, 11:34:38 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 29, 2024, 11:33:20 AM
I would rather not get depressed.

I’ve read that’s a myth. I also think more pigmentation gives the illusion of greater size. Thought I heard that. Could be someone just trying to make themselves feel better.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2024, 11:35:51 AM »
Don't know.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2024, 12:21:49 PM »
1. roasted unsalted peanuts (in shell),
2. roasted almonds (unshelled),
3. Bread
4. Raspberries,
5 blueberries,
6. Strawberries
7. Blackberries
8 red grapes,
9. carrots,
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2024, 12:45:34 PM »
Go to a cornfield and grab a few ears. Squirrels love that shit.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2024, 01:08:57 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on August 29, 2024, 12:21:49 PM
1. roasted unsalted peanuts (in shell),
2. roasted almonds (unshelled),
3. Bread
4. Raspberries,
5 blueberries,
6. Strawberries
7. Blackberries
8 red grapes,
9. carrots,

Nailed the first 3. Bottom 6 is not great (but carrots is last). They LOVE grapes. Raspberries would probably be 8th
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2024, 01:09:22 PM »
Bread and grapes would be tied for 3rd IMO.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2024, 01:09:49 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 29, 2024, 12:45:34 PM
Go to a cornfield and grab a few ears. Squirrels love that shit.

Or use the old shit I so often throw out. Thanks for the tip.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2024, 01:10:00 PM »
Quote from: TheSquirrelKing on August 29, 2024, 01:08:57 PM
Nailed the first 3. Bottom 6 is not great (but carrots is last). They LOVE grapes. Raspberries would probably be 8th

That’s exactly what I was gonna say!
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2024, 01:11:23 PM »
Strawberries 7, Rasperries 8, carrots 9. They don’t fuck with leafy stuff much
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2024, 02:13:55 PM »
I have walnut trees, and the little cocksuckers will take walnuts and completely destroy them, and leave them in piles everywhere. It's like they just try to make a mess of these things, say fuck you, and walk away.

My dog hates the bastards. If she actually catches one, it's fucked for sure.
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Re: How well do you know squirrels?
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2024, 04:33:46 PM »
Quote from: TheSquirrelKing on August 29, 2024, 11:27:52 AM
Not an animal lover?

I love other people's animals completely!
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