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Title: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on March 13, 2024, 06:42:28 PM
Let the shit show begin

Cease traded to the Padres
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on March 13, 2024, 06:46:46 PM
Let the shit show begin

Cease traded to the Padres

Good. Another guy who needs the sticky stuff to pitch
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on March 13, 2024, 09:36:03 PM
Let the shit show begin

Cease traded to the Padres

Looks like they got a bag of baseballs for him.

Seats are gonna be super cheap this year. Will probably cost more to park than to get in.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on March 14, 2024, 04:49:42 PM
Something called Eric Fedde is the Sox opening day starter.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on March 14, 2024, 05:06:54 PM
His ERA is about tree fedde
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on March 14, 2024, 07:34:07 PM
Something called Eric Fedde is the Sox opening day starter.

And Kopech moving to the pen. He should move out of the organization cause he ain't it.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on March 14, 2024, 10:13:37 PM
And Kopech moving to the pen. He should move out of the organization cause he ain't it.

I like that move. No clue who is going to pitch the opening 3 innings of any other game, but I like this move.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on March 14, 2024, 10:16:22 PM
White Sox anything makes me sad
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on March 15, 2024, 01:06:10 PM
I feel like this team is very capable of losing 120 games
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on March 18, 2024, 06:50:07 PM
Garrett Crochet is your opening day starter
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on March 18, 2024, 07:15:16 PM
Garrett Crochet is your opening day starter

Already counting on the game being pushed back to Friday
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on March 28, 2024, 05:41:44 PM
The first of 120 losses

Same old shit offense. Crochet was...actually pretty damn good.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on March 30, 2024, 02:28:47 PM
Something called Braden Shewmake homers in his first career AB.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 01, 2024, 06:03:29 PM
Clevinger back. Just go get Bauer to fuck with everyone. Why not? At least use that other than fucking milkshakes to distract everyone from all the shitty fucking ex-Royals on the team and running the organization.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 01, 2024, 06:05:48 PM
I went this past Saturday. Watch Robert hit a couple of nukes, then manage to find a way to lose in extras.

The quest for 120 continues.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 01, 2024, 06:19:58 PM
I went this past Saturday. Watch Robert hit a couple of nukes, then manage to find a way to lose in extras.

The quest for 120 continues.

Did you have a milkshake?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 01, 2024, 06:26:12 PM
Did you have a milkshake?

I did not. I did have popcorn and a soft pretzel.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 01, 2024, 06:29:57 PM
I did not. I did have popcorn and a soft pretzel.

Can't beat fun at the old ballpark. Was a nice day at least. Except for, you know, the game itself.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 01, 2024, 06:34:59 PM
Can't beat fun at the old ballpark. Was a nice day at least. Except for, you know, the game itself.

The home runs were fun. That first one Robert hit was an absolute fucking missile. The outfielders didn’t even bother to react to it.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 07, 2024, 01:31:03 AM
13 runs in the first 8 games. Already been shut out 3 times. Yikes.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 08, 2024, 05:47:16 PM
Tempo will claim Pedro Grifol is the Fields of baseball managers....no talent around him! How can you judge him?

I'll stick with "Pedro sucks."
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 08, 2024, 09:25:24 PM
Robert out 2-3 months. Just what this team needed.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 08, 2024, 09:27:24 PM
Robert out 2-3 months. Just what this team needed.

He should listen to Ozzie and drink more beer and eat more burgers, since you cannot pull fat.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 08, 2024, 09:48:29 PM
13 runs in the first 8 games. Already been shut out 3 times. Yikes.

Make that 4 times in the first 10 games.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 08, 2024, 09:53:40 PM
Make that 4 times in the first 10 games.

Season going well for The Hitless Blunders
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 08, 2024, 09:54:33 PM
They’re rapidly approaching worst team ever territory
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 08, 2024, 09:56:46 PM
Robert out 2-3 months. Just what this team needed.

A monstrous blow to the team's chances of winning 40 games
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on April 08, 2024, 11:28:22 PM
Chicago sports, such fun!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 09, 2024, 06:06:24 PM
Down goes Moncada
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 09, 2024, 06:52:02 PM
Down goes Moncada

Only took 11 games for the China Doll core to all get hurt
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 10, 2024, 08:19:35 AM
White Sox baseball has become Theater of the Absurd.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 14, 2024, 05:50:36 PM
Completely embarrassed by the Reds this weekend.

The Sox have more injuries than wins. They probably have more injuries than total number of hits already.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 15, 2024, 10:13:09 AM
Will the Sox win 30 games? I’m
Not convinced that’s a given. Not that I’m watching.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 15, 2024, 11:20:27 AM
It's not a given. This team is set up to break some bad records.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 15, 2024, 11:27:59 AM
But hey, thanks for your contribution. You've made it clear that you're not watching. Maybe go ahead and fuck off.

Or inject some Justin Fields garbage in here, since that's what you're all about.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 15, 2024, 12:06:40 PM
But hey, thanks for your contribution. You've made it clear that you're not watching. Maybe go ahead and fuck off.

Or inject some Justin Fields garbage in here, since that's what you're all about.

You have unresolved anger issues. You should probably seek counseling.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 15, 2024, 12:08:24 PM
You have unresolved anger issues. You should probably seek counseling.

It is tax day. Maybe Jobu is pissed he had to wait at the Post Office to mail the IRS money. I know I had to wait this AM as it opened.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Chickengeorge on April 15, 2024, 01:38:26 PM
Don't you motherfuckers have mailboxes?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on April 15, 2024, 01:39:53 PM
who goes to the post office? 
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 15, 2024, 01:43:41 PM
Don't you motherfuckers have mailboxes?

I wanted a receipt establishing it was timely mailed. Plus I do not have any stamps.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 15, 2024, 01:44:12 PM
who goes to the post office?

There was a line at mine at 9AM.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 16, 2024, 09:39:09 AM
It is tax day. Maybe Jobu is pissed he had to wait at the Post Office to mail the IRS money. I know I had to wait this AM as it opened.
It's not as if you were trying to get to O'Hare or across the Golden Gate bridge.

The 2024 Hamas supporters = the BLM of 2020. 
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 16, 2024, 10:10:08 AM
It's not as if you were trying to get to O'Hare or across the Golden Gate bridge.

The 2024 Hamas supporters = the BLM of 2020.

“Hamas supporters.” You sure that’s totally accurate?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 16, 2024, 10:14:09 AM
“Hamas supporters.” You sure that’s totally accurate?

Yes, I believe it is. They are the elected officials. Elections have consequences. Oh, and chanting "Death to America" is always a good touch.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 16, 2024, 01:49:15 PM
If I’m not mistaken, the last time there was an election in Palestine was 2006. Were you Pro-Trump in 2017-2021. Elections have consequences, amirite?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 16, 2024, 02:40:26 PM
If I’m not mistaken, the last time there was an election in Palestine was 2006. Were you Pro-Trump in 2017-2021. Elections have consequences, amirite?

Yes they do. 

I did see the Gazans handing out candy on 9/11 and chanting Death to America though.  It does not appear they are too upset about the lack of elections since Hamas took over.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 16, 2024, 03:35:42 PM
Yes they do. 

I did see the Gazans handing out candy on 9/11 and chanting Death to America though.  It does not appear they are too upset about the lack of elections since Hamas took over.

Oh “you saw” Gazans doing that, huh? I saw Trump supporters storm the U.S. Capitol. What’s your fucking point?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 16, 2024, 05:29:36 PM
Oh “you saw” Gazans doing that, huh? I saw Trump supporters storm the U.S. Capitol. What’s your fucking point?

Yes, I did.

They're both assholes.

What's your point?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 16, 2024, 05:30:43 PM
Yes, I did.

They're both assholes.

What's your point?

You just made it.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 16, 2024, 05:33:02 PM
You just made it.

You want some leftover 9/11 candy?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 16, 2024, 06:24:28 PM
Very strange that a group that promises to stand up to the people who have subjugated them for 75 years might have some level of popularity.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 16, 2024, 06:31:01 PM
Very strange that a group that promises to stand up to the people who have subjugated them for 75 years might have some level of popularity.

Shocking that you support people who support and celebrate those who rape women when they are not shooting them in the vagina.

Glad you are on the record.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 16, 2024, 07:04:00 PM
Trevor Bauer...come on down to the South Side!

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/16/trevor-bauer-sexual-accuser-charged-w-defrauding-ex-mlb-star/

SEXUAL ASSAULT ACCUSER CHARGED
... After Allegedly Defrauding Baseball Star

A woman who accused Trevor Bauer of sexual assault has just been hit with a criminal charge ... after she allegedly defrauded the former Cy Young winner into paying her for an abortion he believes never happened.

The charge -- fraudulent schemes and artifices -- was formally filed against Darcy Esemonu in Arizona on Monday ... weeks after a Maricopa County grand jury indicted her on the felony count.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 16, 2024, 07:44:35 PM
Shocking that you support people who support and celebrate those who rape women when they are not shooting them in the vagina.

Glad you are on the record.

Not what I fucking said. Shocking you support people who have subjugated others for 75 years and are currently committing genocide.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 16, 2024, 07:46:30 PM
Also not shocking you continue to read poorly.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 16, 2024, 07:48:33 PM
Maybe if Israel didn’t run an apartheid state for 75 years they wouldn’t have this problem? Ever consider that?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 16, 2024, 07:50:30 PM
Trevor Bauer...come on down to the South Side!

https://www.tmz.com/2024/04/16/trevor-bauer-sexual-accuser-charged-w-defrauding-ex-mlb-star/

SEXUAL ASSAULT ACCUSER CHARGED
... After Allegedly Defrauding Baseball Star

A woman who accused Trevor Bauer of sexual assault has just been hit with a criminal charge ... after she allegedly defrauded the former Cy Young winner into paying her for an abortion he believes never happened.

The charge -- fraudulent schemes and artifices -- was formally filed against Darcy Esemonu in Arizona on Monday ... weeks after a Maricopa County grand jury indicted her on the felony count.

What about the other 3 women?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 16, 2024, 07:54:39 PM
If another country did to us for 75 years what Israel has done to Palestine, I guarantee you we would be hostile to that country. And no, that’s not an “endorsement” of rape and vagina shooting.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 16, 2024, 10:55:18 PM
Not what I fucking said. Shocking you support people who have subjugated others for 75 years and are currently committing genocide.

I think they just want the hostages back. If they wanted to commit genocide, they would have leveled the whole place by now.

Good to see your evolution from 20 years ago joining the marines so you could blow up Afghanistan after 9/11 to supporting raping women, shooting women in the vagina, and kidnapping babies, all while moralizing about dipshit athletes being able to play after they have been alleged to abuse women.

Quite the world view you have developed.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Judge Judy on April 16, 2024, 11:29:33 PM
What about the other 3 women?

Did you not watch this or read the article??

https://x.com/baueroutage/status/1780338438794854527?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on April 16, 2024, 11:41:16 PM
I think they just want the hostages back. If they wanted to commit genocide, they would have leveled the whole place by now.

Good to see your evolution from 20 years ago joining the marines so you could blow up Afghanistan after 9/11 to supporting raping women, shooting women in the vagina, and kidnapping babies, all while moralizing about dipshit athletes being able to play after they have been alleged to abuse women.

Quite the world view you have developed.

Devastating
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 07:38:37 AM
I think they just want the hostages back. If they wanted to commit genocide, they would have leveled the whole place by now.


They just about have. I find it hilarious that a couple of clips (hand selected by the media I’m sure) of people celebrating 9/11 is totally convincing for you, but footage of entirely leveled neighborhoods isn’t quite convincing enough for you. Methinks you might be biased here.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 07:39:51 AM
Devastating

Hilarious. And I didn’t join so I could blow up Afghanistan. He doesn’t even have the right war. You guys are both clueless.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 07:40:54 AM
What did I say specifically about athletes?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 07:41:42 AM
If another country did to us for 75 years what Israel has done to Palestine, I guarantee you we would be hostile to that country. And no, that’s not an “endorsement” of rape and vagina shooting.

This is one billion percent true.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 07:42:46 AM
Did you not watch this or read the article??

https://x.com/baueroutage/status/1780338438794854527?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

I read part of it. Does it exonerate the dirt bag? I’m sure you’re elated if it “does.”
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 07:44:46 AM
I think they just want the hostages back. If they wanted to commit genocide, they would have leveled the whole place by now.

Good to see your evolution from 20 years ago joining the marines so you could blow up Afghanistan after 9/11 to supporting raping women, shooting women in the vagina, and kidnapping babies, all while moralizing about dipshit athletes being able to play after they have been alleged to abuse women.

Quite the world view you have developed.

For the record, I am mostly anti-war now, except for the most extreme circumstances. Lots of veterans learn to feel this way. Check out Marine Corps legend Major General Smedley Butler.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2024, 07:57:34 AM
I read part of it. Does it exonerate the dirt bag? I’m sure you’re elated if it “does.”

Why not the whole thing?! And dirtbag?! You’re making these determinations and don’t have all the evidence. You literally admitted that. Typical Tempo. The liberal/social justice warrior in you doesn’t actually care for facts, just that these women are right in your mind and nothing else matters. Calling him a dirtbag when you should be calling those women that. Again, why not listen to the whole thing. You might learn something.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 08:27:42 AM
If four or more women accuse you of sexual assault, it’s probably not a coincidence.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 08:30:41 AM
And he just happened to be best buddies with Clevinger, who had similar issues. Just a coincidence, I’m sure.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 08:34:57 AM
“They would have leveled the whole place by now (not just 50-61%).” Keep in mind, this report is from January…

(https://i.postimg.cc/yxdq9XKg/IMG-7189.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 08:37:10 AM
Coaches and teammates didn’t want him back, but I’m sure Bauer is an awesome dude, and it’s all just a big misunderstanding. “Never had many friends.”

(https://i.postimg.cc/gcQdRQwG/IMG-7190.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bdxKf6H5)
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 09:20:25 AM
They just about have. I find it hilarious that a couple of clips (hand selected by the media I’m sure) of people celebrating 9/11 is totally convincing for you, but footage of entirely leveled neighborhoods isn’t quite convincing enough for you. Methinks you might be biased here.

Says the guy bitching about the UN creating the country. You could be a shining example for the Israelites by giving your house back to the Native Americans. Not that you would actually "walk the walk." No implicit bias on your part. It is transparent.

They are very bad at this genocide thing since they warned everyone to get out of the northern part of Gaza before they moved in. Seems like the Egyptians (like the Jordanians since Black September) do not want to let them in.

They were celebrating in the streets handing out candy. Shocking you didn't see that. Means less excuses for you to make to justify your bigotry.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 09:21:08 AM
This is one billion percent true.

You are so full of shit. But we all know that here.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 09:23:31 AM
Hilarious. And I didn’t join so I could blow up Afghanistan. He doesn’t even have the right war. You guys are both clueless.

LOL. You claimed you joined after 9/11. bin Laden was based in Afghanistan.

You are just flailing now. Were you taken prisoner while in the marines and turned into the Manchurian Candidate?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:24:16 AM
You are so full of shit. But we all know that here.

So if Canada did to us what Israel does to Palestine, you think there’d be no hard feelings? What planet do you live on?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:25:09 AM
Says the guy bitching about the UN creating the country. You could be a shining example for the Israelites by giving your house back to the Native Americans. Not that you would actually "walk the walk." No implicit bias on your part. It is transparent.

They are very bad at this genocide thing since they warned everyone to get out of the northern part of Gaza before they moved in. Seems like the Egyptians (like the Jordanians since Black September) do not want to let them in.

They were celebrating in the streets handing out candy. Shocking you didn't see that. Means less excuses for you to make to justify your bigotry.

Incorporating right-wing strawmen now. Not surprising.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 09:25:47 AM
For the record, I am mostly anti-war now, except for the most extreme circumstances. Lots of veterans learn to feel this way. Check out Marine Corps legend Major General Smedley Butler.

Guy joins marines to extract retribution on religious fanatics who kill thousands of innocent people. Same guy now gets mad when country goes to war after religious fanatics kill thousands of innocent people, rape women, and kidnap babies.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:27:33 AM
Guy joins marines to extract retribution on religious fanatics who kill thousands of innocent people. Same guy now gets mad when country goes to war after religious fanatics kill thousands of innocent people, rape women, and kidnap babies.

You are so fucking not even accurate right now. You are STILL referencing the wrong fucking war. You talk out of your ass a lot, no better example than this.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:28:43 AM
I joined 11 years before 9/11 you dolt.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 09:28:52 AM
So if Canada did to us what Israel does to Palestine, you think there’d be no hard feelings? What planet do you live on?

You mean like the War of 1812? Seems like we made our peace with them since that time.

Aren't the American Indians a more apt analogy here? Obviously not, since you would be giving your house back to them out of principle.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:29:31 AM
You mean like the War of 1812? Seems like we made our peace with them since that time.

Aren't the American Indians a more apt analogy here? Obviously not, since you would be giving your house back to them out of principle.

Right-wing strawman.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:30:24 AM
The war of 1812 was after 75 years of subjugation at the hands of the Canadians? This is news to me.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:31:16 AM
And my motivation wasn’t to go level Middle Eastern countries.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 09:31:31 AM
I joined 11 years before 9/11 you dolt.

You told us it was 9/11 because your buddy joined. Now you are claiming you joined for Gulf War I? Even better. You wanted to fuck up Iraq! You were AOTC on that one.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 09:32:01 AM
And my motivation wasn’t to go level Middle Eastern countries.

Sure it wasn't.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:32:30 AM
But not surprising you think the only duty of the military is to level shit.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 09:33:10 AM
The war of 1812 was after 75 years of subjugation at the hands of the Canadians? This is news to me.

Again. I told you it was not apt. I gave you a more apt analogy. But you will not run with it for obvious reasons; i.e., your shear hypocrisy.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:33:35 AM
If my goal was to level shit I wouldn’t have joined as an MP. I’d have gone infantry.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 09:33:53 AM
Right-wing strawman.

Grade A Hypocrite.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:34:42 AM
You are so far out over your skis you don’t see the 200 foot tree straight in front of you.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 09:37:17 AM
You are so far out over your skis you don’t see the 200 foot tree straight in front of you.

When you are willing to give up your land to its original owners, I am sure the UN will not only celebrate you, but the Israelis will leave their land and give it back to the people who had taken it from the Israelis before.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:38:24 AM
I joined as a show of solidarity with my best friend who got called up before DESERT STORM, not 9/11. I joined as an MP because I had aspirations of being a police officer at one point. 9/11 happened 10.5 years later…
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:47:01 AM
When you are willing to give up your land to its original owners, I am sure the UN will not only celebrate you, but the Israelis will leave their land and give it back to the people who had taken it from the Israelis before.

Like 2500 years ago?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 09:49:49 AM
When you are willing to give up your land to its original owners, I am sure the UN will not only celebrate you, but the Israelis will leave their land and give it back to the people who had taken it from the Israelis before.

I don’t have any land, I rent.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 10:38:53 AM
Like 2500 years ago?

Does it matter? What is your arbitrary cutoff? Betting it conveniently matches up with the Illinois indians being driven out of DuPage County or whatever county you are in.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 10:39:59 AM
I don’t have any land, I rent.

Makes it far easier for you to give away land you do not "own."
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2024, 10:45:56 AM
Makes it far easier for you to give away land you do not "own."

Yep. He rents a house, drives an uber for a living, pisses money away on DFS (he won 2000 on the masters! yay) and talks shit online.

My hero.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 02:04:09 PM
Yep. He rents a house, drives an uber for a living, pisses money away on DFS (he won 2000 on the masters! yay) and talks shit online.

My hero.

Fuck you.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2024, 02:05:04 PM
Fuck you.

Lol!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 02:06:56 PM
I’ll bet Jobu’s dick is hard right now.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 02:07:21 PM
If he can still get it up, that is.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2024, 02:09:19 PM
Why would my dick be hard?

Weird.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 17, 2024, 02:10:55 PM
Why would my dick be hard?

Weird.

Because this gets you off. Clearly.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2024, 02:20:50 PM
Because this gets you off. Clearly.

Eh. I wouldn't say that. Making fun of you really doesn't get me horny at all.

I'm in my early 50s and get pussy 2-3 times per week. Not quite 3-5, but not bad. I'll take my situation any day of the week.

So yes, I in fact can "get it up."
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2024, 02:22:27 PM
So, this is really how bad the White Sux are. We've diverted to talking about Israel and whether Jobu can get a boner.

Lol, yikes.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 17, 2024, 04:17:38 PM
So, the Sox lose game one of a double header today. Apparently, the strategy was for Kopech to absolutely groove one to Salvy like he's pitching to him in the home run derby.

I feel sorry for the empty seat that baseball hit.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 04:51:23 PM
Have a buddy who started this week betting against the Sox every game. Before today he was up over $5.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 17, 2024, 06:44:38 PM
Sox win!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 17, 2024, 09:19:44 PM
Sox win!

The league is fucked
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Judge Judy on April 17, 2024, 09:50:42 PM
Sox win!

I think they said there was like 83 fans at the game today. Crazy!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 19, 2024, 08:11:35 PM
7th shut out in 19 games.

11th time they were held to 5 or fewer hits in a game.

This team is a truly special kind of suck.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 19, 2024, 08:19:04 PM
7th shut out in 19 games.

11th time they were held to 5 or fewer hits in a game.

This team is a truly special kind of suck.

Just keep betting against them,  Miles. You would have enough money to buy one of the milkshakes.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 21, 2024, 03:23:49 PM
After an offseason where The Great Chris Getz said his goal was to shore up the defense, i read that they are making errors at a higher rate than they did last year.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 21, 2024, 10:16:19 PM
At least the offense sucks, which takes away some of the scrutiny of the defense.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 22, 2024, 08:36:35 AM
Don't despair. The Sox are in town to face the Twins and their .195 batting average, the worst in franchise history thru 20 games.

Hope springs eternal. 😂😂
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 22, 2024, 08:43:15 AM
Don't despair. The Sox are in town to face the Twins and their .195 batting average, the worst in franchise history thru 20 games.

Hope springs eternal. 😂😂

I feel like the Twins are about to feel a lot better about themselves.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 22, 2024, 08:44:25 AM
After an offseason where The Great Chris Getz said his goal was to shore up the defense, i read that they are making errors at a higher rate than they did last year.

I'm not sure how many fly balls Benintendi has let drop in front of him, but it seems like a lot.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 22, 2024, 10:46:16 AM
The White Sox’ most expensive free agent ever!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on April 22, 2024, 11:12:13 AM
kinda glad I'm not a big baseball fan anymore

who has time to watch these trainwrecks
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 22, 2024, 08:32:28 PM
Don't despair. The Sox are in town to face the Twins and their .195 batting average, the worst in franchise history thru 20 games.

Hope springs eternal. 😂😂

Edouardo Julien wants to play against the Pale Hose every day.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 22, 2024, 08:42:48 PM
Don't despair. The Sox are in town to face the Twins and their .195 batting average, the worst in franchise history thru 20 games.

Hope springs eternal. 😂😂

Enjoy the extra practices
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 22, 2024, 09:12:55 PM
Maybe tomorrow  ;D
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 22, 2024, 09:19:54 PM
8th time they've been shutout in the first 22 games. That is an MLB record.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 22, 2024, 09:24:45 PM
8th time they've been shutout in the first 22 games. That is an MLB record.

Pedro can break the record set by the Cards.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 22, 2024, 09:51:24 PM
If there’s a bright spot in all of this, the White Sox Twitter is pretty much
gold. I wonder when they’ll turn the comments off.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on April 23, 2024, 09:31:01 PM
Welp. White Sox get walked off. Unreal. Fedde was solid too.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 23, 2024, 09:31:58 PM
Cy Erick Fedde twirls a gem. The Sux pen did not follow in his footsteps.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 23, 2024, 10:42:50 PM
The FBI should investigate if Pedro and the other Royals in the organization and on the field are betting against themselves.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 24, 2024, 09:30:52 AM
It's not the Sox, the Cubs or the Cards but I got this AOTC from a friend yesterday.

https://youtu.be/HVpjWNfnHww?feature=shared
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 27, 2024, 09:46:43 PM
The Sox big money guy finally earning his dough tonight. Consecutive wins!

Start planning the parade!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 28, 2024, 12:46:35 AM
The Sox big money guy finally earning his dough tonight. Consecutive wins!

Start planning the parade!

Pham 2-0 and don't fuck with the fantasy football teams
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Illinifan5775 on April 28, 2024, 12:31:46 PM
Pham 2-0 and don't fuck with the fantasy football teams
What Sox player most likely to not get along with Pham and be threatened with a beating?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 28, 2024, 12:44:36 PM
What Sox player most likely to not get along with Pham and be threatened with a beating?

Hopefully it is Pedro.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Illinifan5775 on April 28, 2024, 02:31:52 PM
Hopefully it is Pedro.
Well, won't be Garcia,  just got DFA'd.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 28, 2024, 03:26:30 PM
Erick Fedde nearly goes the distance. Sox sweep.  !!!!!!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on April 28, 2024, 03:46:05 PM
Tommy Pham is the AL MVP.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on April 28, 2024, 04:08:48 PM
Tommy Pham is the AL MVP.

Undefeated since the Bears drafted Caleb Williams
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on April 28, 2024, 04:49:46 PM
Undefeated since the Bears drafted Caleb Williams

Maybe this wasn’t so whack afterall.

https://x.com/whitesox/status/1783652691467477329?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 29, 2024, 09:22:43 PM
That makes it 8 in a row.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on April 30, 2024, 09:45:48 PM
9.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on May 01, 2024, 10:33:26 AM
That makes it 8 in a row.

8 in a row what? Didn’t the Sox just win 3 in a row?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on May 01, 2024, 11:27:21 AM
8 in a row what? Didn’t the Sox just win 3 in a row?

Mn was posting about the Twin.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on May 01, 2024, 03:18:56 PM
Back to reality for the Sux
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on May 01, 2024, 04:02:46 PM
Mn was posting about the Twin.

Should that be in the 2024 Twinkies thread?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on May 01, 2024, 04:13:40 PM
Make it 10.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on May 17, 2024, 04:41:08 PM
 the PAMAN calls into radio show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYGxY5icxjc
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on May 17, 2024, 05:41:01 PM
the PAMAN calls into radio show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYGxY5icxjc

I never cared about SoxFest....Went once, that was enough.

Imagine if he called this year....

I would call in and use the name "Wayne Whitlock"
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on May 17, 2024, 06:48:34 PM

I would call in and use the name "Wayne Whitlock"

Kewl.

Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on May 22, 2024, 12:24:06 AM
Eloy injured. Absolutely no one alive could have predicted that.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on May 22, 2024, 05:55:29 AM
Eloy injured. Absolutely no one alive could have predicted that.
If it helps, it won't tho  ;D , the regular season 1st place Illini baseball team starts the only tournament that matters at 9am today on BTN
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on May 22, 2024, 01:49:00 PM
If it helps, it won't tho  ;D , the regular season 1st place Illini baseball team starts the only tournament that matters at 9am today on BTN
And tPSU wins 8-4.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on May 22, 2024, 03:45:56 PM
And tPSU wins 8-4.

No NCAA tourney. B1G Chumps, yet again...
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on May 23, 2024, 12:14:33 PM
No NCAA tourney. B1G Chumps, yet again...
Here ya go, lol ......

"This is the Illini’s fourth straight first-round loss in the Big Ten tournament, with their last opening win coming against Indiana in 2018."

The Illini do play xxxx, who lost to Sven's team, tomorrow at 10.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on May 24, 2024, 08:46:03 AM
They're still alive after beating xxxx in extra innings and face Sven's team tonight at 7 on tBTN.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on June 04, 2024, 08:15:12 PM
There is zero way the Sox don't get fucked here with this Cub rain delay.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on June 04, 2024, 09:41:12 PM
Oh Luis Robert is back. That's nice.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on June 04, 2024, 10:21:02 PM
There is zero way the Sox don't get fucked here with this Cub rain delay.

Proving yet again why you should always, always, trust content from ThePAMan....
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on June 11, 2024, 01:01:36 AM
Kopech is the new Aaron Bummer
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on June 11, 2024, 01:42:46 AM
Sox are 17-50?  Lmaooo wtf glad im not wasting my time watching another shitty Reinsdorf special ream
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on June 11, 2024, 08:31:29 AM
Kopech is the new Aaron Bummer

Good one. Aaron Bummer isn't mentally weak though  Kopech obviously is.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on June 11, 2024, 04:28:48 PM
PAMan check your messages.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on June 11, 2024, 04:34:23 PM
PAMan check your messages.

Tempo, you are a good guy and a good dad.... ;)
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on June 14, 2024, 02:17:50 PM
Astros release Jose Abreu. Might as well bring him back to the Southside for one final hurrah.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on June 14, 2024, 02:20:18 PM
Astros release Jose Abreu. Might as well bring him back to the Southside for one final hurrah.

He's probably 50 years old at this point. May as well bring back Carlton Fisk as well. He can't be worse than Maldonado.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Illinifan5775 on June 14, 2024, 02:30:43 PM
Astros release Jose Abreu. Might as well bring him back to the Southside for one final hurrah.
Wonder what happened to him? He got it straightened out the 2nd half of last season.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on June 14, 2024, 03:28:51 PM
Wonder what happened to him? He got it straightened out the 2nd half of last season.

He’s washed now unfortunately. Had a helluva career for the Sox.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on June 14, 2024, 04:37:42 PM
Wonder what happened to him? He got it straightened out the 2nd half of last season.

If he was run through a carbon dating test, we may be surprised by his real age....
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on June 19, 2024, 03:29:29 PM
Anyone going tonight? Shooting for big tailgate (looking like 30+ people) in Lot B, sidewalk (with trees), along Shields. Car is packed. Time to hit the shower and roll.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Illinifan5775 on June 19, 2024, 03:37:58 PM
Anyone going tonight? Shooting for big tailgate (looking like 30+ people) in Lot B, sidewalk (with trees), along Shields. Car is packed. Time to hit the shower and roll.
Tailgate most likely better than the game.

Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Illinifan5775 on June 19, 2024, 03:41:09 PM
If he was run through a carbon dating test, we may be surprised by his real age....
Wouldn't surprise me one bit that he's 5 years older than what is listed.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on June 19, 2024, 04:06:19 PM
Anyone going tonight? Shooting for big tailgate (looking like 30+ people) in Lot B, sidewalk (with trees), along Shields. Car is packed. Time to hit the shower and roll.
Take the shower after the game.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on June 19, 2024, 11:38:07 PM
Me driving drunk home would have been faster than the wife following Waze.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on June 20, 2024, 11:12:37 AM
Tempo, you are a good guy and a good dad.... ;)

Thank you.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on June 20, 2024, 11:13:33 AM
Don’t tell Robb.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on June 21, 2024, 09:01:14 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8f8XGsuhFX/?igsh=bmFyYTB2ZTg3NTZ1

When did this happen, lol
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on June 21, 2024, 11:54:02 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8f8XGsuhFX/?igsh=bmFyYTB2ZTg3NTZ1

When did this happen, lol

Tonight
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on June 22, 2024, 12:52:06 AM
Is this team run by Progressives?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on June 22, 2024, 09:07:45 AM
Is this team run by Progressives?

Skeptical since the Sox/Bull management like to get players who have issues with women, but they are just as incompetent.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Somewhere in Mn on June 25, 2024, 09:01:11 AM
The Tigers with a couple of base running gems, on the same play. Lol

https://x.com/i/status/1805384917913944208
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on July 02, 2024, 12:06:29 PM
Tim Anderson DFA'd. Colossal decline the last 3 years from "Today's Jackie Robinson".
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on July 07, 2024, 07:29:26 PM
Jake Burger sticks it to the Sux with a walkoff 3 run shot.

Kopech needs to be launched into the sun.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on July 22, 2024, 10:02:22 PM
I'd take Joe Biden in  need of a nap over Pedro Gifol as Sox manager any day.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on July 23, 2024, 12:56:51 PM
27-75. And they haven’t even made any trades yet.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on July 25, 2024, 12:53:34 PM
This team has a legitimate chance to be the worst team ever in the modern era. Like probably better than legit.
 
But hey, at least they sold the place out for Mexican heritage night. Only sell out of the year. So we have that going for us which is nice.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on July 25, 2024, 02:23:41 PM
My Uber driver in KC just now was talking about how bad the Sox are
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on July 25, 2024, 02:48:10 PM
Dylan Cease with a no hitter today. Yay
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on July 27, 2024, 11:24:17 PM
Lucky 13 for the Sux
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on July 28, 2024, 01:03:27 PM
The franchise hasn’t folded yet?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on July 28, 2024, 03:50:51 PM
14 in a row. First time the Sox have done that since May 22nd-June 6th...of 2024.

And even with all of this historical sucking going on, they still can't pick higher than 10th in the 2025 draft. Oof.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on July 29, 2024, 04:23:51 PM
The Sux finally made a few deals.

Fedde to the Cardinals and Kopech to the Dodgers for a bunch of meh.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Judge Judy on July 29, 2024, 04:35:51 PM
The Sux finally made a few deals.

Fedde to the Cardinals and Kopech to the Dodgers for a bunch of meh.

Good move by the Cardinals.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on July 29, 2024, 06:44:37 PM
The Sux finally made a few deals.

Fedde to the Cardinals and Kopech to the Dodgers for a bunch of meh.

Meh would be an improvement.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on July 29, 2024, 10:29:37 PM
15 straight. As Hawk always loved to say, 'Don't stop now, boys!'
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on July 29, 2024, 10:39:26 PM
If Trump said he would prosecute Grifol for throwing games and deport Brebbia to the Cub, I would vote for him.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on July 30, 2024, 04:55:32 PM
Eloy being traded to the Orioles. Hope it’s not dependent on a physical.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on July 30, 2024, 10:55:50 PM
Sweet 16.

They now have more blown saves (28) than wins (27)
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on July 31, 2024, 07:14:58 AM
Sweet 16.

They now have more blown saves (28) than wins (27)

Bringing in a rookie to make his MLB debut in a 2-1 game when you have lost 15 in a row was just part of the underrated genius of a Pedro Grifol.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on July 31, 2024, 04:42:01 PM
KC seems to be better off without Grifol
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on July 31, 2024, 04:46:25 PM
KC seems to be better off without Grifol

And Getz
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on July 31, 2024, 05:03:47 PM
well they only need to win 13 of the next 51 games to tie for the worst record of the modern era
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on July 31, 2024, 05:22:30 PM
well they only need to win 13 of the next 51 games to tie for the worst record of the modern era

Going to be tough to do given the management.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on July 31, 2024, 05:58:36 PM
Who wants to go to a Sox game and wear paper bags with IlliniHQ2 written on them?

Tempo? Miles? Nichi? Jobu? Let's do it. We can tailgate beforehand.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on July 31, 2024, 06:07:07 PM
I might be interested in that. Trying to get to the city before the end of summer
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on July 31, 2024, 10:22:34 PM
I might be interested in that. Trying to get to the city before the end of summer

Sweet. When you going to be here? For the DNC?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on July 31, 2024, 11:49:31 PM
Sweet. When you going to be here? For the DNC?

Yeah, hope it goes better than when I was there in ‘68.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 01, 2024, 07:27:26 AM
Yeah, hope it goes better than when I was there in ‘68.

Do you love the smell of tear gas?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on August 01, 2024, 08:40:29 AM
Do you love the smell of tear gas?

Smells like victory.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 01, 2024, 11:27:12 AM
Smells like victory.

I should have added "in the morning" to my question. Dadgumit.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 01, 2024, 11:58:57 AM
Ok, so we will work around Custard's schedule. Who else is in for the IlliniHQ2 Make the White Sox Great Again Fest 2024?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 01, 2024, 01:57:33 PM
Who would want to risk getting shot to go Sox Park this year?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 01, 2024, 02:01:43 PM
Who would want to risk getting shot to go Sox Park this year?

I will put you down as a "yes." You can even bring the kid and we can give him a lesson in life instead of the sheltering he receives at home and on the golf course!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on August 01, 2024, 02:02:57 PM
I've been to 2 games this year. I don't think I can stomach another one.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 01, 2024, 02:27:28 PM
I watched about one-two innings on opening day and haven’t watched a single pitch since. One of the best decisions I’ve ever made.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 01, 2024, 04:07:48 PM
I've been to 2 games this year. I don't think I can stomach another one.

Ok, got you down as a "yes" as well. Ricobene's breaded steak sandwiches all around!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 02, 2024, 09:40:12 PM
18
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 02, 2024, 10:14:40 PM
Highest paid player in franchise history can't post an OPS above .600 or play defense. Money well spent.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 03, 2024, 05:55:50 PM
How is Grifol still employed?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 03, 2024, 08:40:12 PM
How is Grifol still employed?

I doubt you would mind if Grifol was shot in a crossfire and then transported on the hood of an IDF military jeep
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 03, 2024, 08:43:31 PM
I doubt you would mind if Grifol was shot in a crossfire and then transported on the hood of an IDF military jeep

That goes for the entire roster (well outside of Crochet)

And that's 19 in a row!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 03, 2024, 08:43:46 PM
19. In before Miles.

Edit: D'oh!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 03, 2024, 09:12:11 PM
Joe Biden was still on the campaign trail the last time the Sox won a game.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 04, 2024, 11:32:56 AM
I doubt you would mind if Grifol was shot in a crossfire and then transported on the hood of an IDF military jeep

As a sports fan wouldn’t care enough for it to concern me. On a humanitarian level I’d probably be bothered.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 04, 2024, 11:41:42 AM
Hopefully he didn’t have a heart attack, or choke on a summer sausage.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 04, 2024, 01:58:19 PM
Tuning in for the first time this year to see if they can get the magical 20.

And so far, so good.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 04, 2024, 02:18:27 PM
20. Definitely in before Miles on this one.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 04, 2024, 04:38:20 PM
Pedro Grifol is 100 games under .500 in less than 2 seasons on the job.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 04, 2024, 05:14:51 PM
Mission accomplished.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 04, 2024, 05:25:12 PM
Pedro Grifol is 100 games under .500 in less than 2 seasons on the job.

Surprised he's never been an Illini football coach.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ridingthegrange on August 04, 2024, 05:30:31 PM
Surprised he's never been an Illini football coach.

Another DEI hire?  Is Ozzie still around?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 05, 2024, 05:05:13 PM
Unreal Grifol has not been fired. Not that it’s all his fault, no one is winning with that crap, but he’s clearly in over his head.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 05, 2024, 10:11:17 PM
Unreal Grifol has not been fired. Not that it’s all his fault, no one is winning with that crap, but he’s clearly in over his head.

Kind of like Eberlose.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 05, 2024, 10:48:03 PM
21.  We all know they aren't coming back.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 05, 2024, 10:52:30 PM
The fucking Hinsdale LL team is better coached than this squad.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on August 05, 2024, 11:46:53 PM
Really hoping this helps the PAMan enjoy the Illini more
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 06, 2024, 07:36:07 AM
Really hoping this helps the PAMan enjoy the Illini more

It reminds me of the Illini coaching history,  just when you think they can't get worse than Lou Tepper, they manage to hire Beckman. And Weber to Groce. I never thought it could get worse than Gene Lemont, Terry Bevington, Jerry Manual, Robin Ventura.... but here we are with Vote for Pedro.... Go Illini.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 06, 2024, 10:30:37 PM
Miles......
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 06, 2024, 10:42:42 PM
Call your sons. Call your daughters. Call your friends. Call your neighbors! The White Sox have the lead heading into the 9th inning!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 06, 2024, 11:00:19 PM
Start planning the parade!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on August 06, 2024, 11:02:02 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/W4dqWJFh/IMG-6933.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 07, 2024, 12:52:23 PM
I really wanted them to break the MLB record. And against the Cubs. Would have been poetic.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 07, 2024, 01:17:32 PM
I really wanted them to break the MLB record. And against the Cubs. Would have been poetic.

Just not your week.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 07, 2024, 02:15:14 PM
Au contraire, the new and improved Bernie Sanders has an excellent chance at being the next VP.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 07, 2024, 05:08:32 PM
1.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 07, 2024, 05:12:56 PM
There’s the Sux we know and love. Pedro Grifol is a baseball terrorist.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 07, 2024, 05:15:17 PM
There’s the Sux we know and love. Pedro Grifol is a baseball terrorist.

Amongst many others, Nicky Lopez has no business being in a MLB uniform.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 07, 2024, 05:21:04 PM
Amongst many others, Nicky Lopez has no business being in a MLB uniform.

But he’s from Naperville
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 07, 2024, 05:31:06 PM
But he’s from Naperville

Oh, we are all well aware of that, aren't we? 
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 08, 2024, 09:00:51 AM
Grifol: he gone!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 08, 2024, 09:01:45 AM
What I don’t understand is, how do you make it through a 21 game losing streak and then get fired after you collect a win. White Sox lol
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 08, 2024, 09:06:05 AM
Tempo up early with the breaking news!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Illinifan5775 on August 08, 2024, 11:02:27 AM
What I don’t understand is, how do you make it through a 21 game losing streak and then get fired after you collect a win. White Sox lol
I would say management did this intentionally. Handwriting was on the wall and wouldn't fire him until the losing streak was broken. This kind of move of canning the manager after a win breaking a long losing streak has happened in the past. I just can't remember the specific teams or managers involved.
All the shit of losing can't be thrown onto Grifol. Bad roster, cheap owner who needs to get outta there. 6 playoff years out of his 43 years in charge. Yes, 2005 was great but that was long ago. 89 wins and 190 losses for 2023 and 24.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on August 08, 2024, 11:24:26 AM
Quote
6 playoff years out of his 43 years in charge

I knew it was bad but holy shit

Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 08, 2024, 11:56:04 AM
Grady, not the one from Sanford & Son, but Grady Sizemore, is the interim skipper.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 08, 2024, 01:05:10 PM
Bring on the ripple!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 08, 2024, 02:20:40 PM
He’s just warming up the seat for the next KC Royals reject they bring in
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 09, 2024, 07:23:16 PM
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 09, 2024, 09:44:36 PM
Benintendi of all people trying to carry the Sox to victory tonight
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 09, 2024, 10:16:35 PM
Sizemore sucks. Even Ozzie says Naperville Nicky should have bunted in the 9th.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 12, 2024, 09:39:33 PM
Give Sizemore a lifetime contract.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 12, 2024, 10:15:03 PM
How do you give up 12 runs to the 2024 Chicago White Sox?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on August 12, 2024, 10:16:32 PM
Were they playing on a little league diamond?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 25, 2024, 04:04:09 PM
100 losses with a week left to go in August
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 25, 2024, 05:53:35 PM
All part of the plan.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on August 26, 2024, 08:36:08 AM
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/9CWxvuR83menJLD2/?mibextid=K35XfP
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on August 26, 2024, 10:56:34 AM
Haha, that's funny.

Good thing they didn't do that on Mexican Heritage night.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on August 26, 2024, 11:00:16 AM
In all actuality, our guys are making history! I said at the beginning of the season that this squad could lose 120. My son said, nah, that's too much. I held firm.

Turns out they could definitely lose more. It's actually difficult to be this awful. Losing that many games is an accomplishment that should not be forgotten.

Oh, and Chris Getz can eat a bag of dicks and fuck himself with them. Anyone see how Eloy is doing lately?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 26, 2024, 11:03:39 AM
In all actuality, our guys are making history! I said at the beginning of the season that this squad could lose 120. My son said, nah, that's too much. I held firm.

Turns out they could definitely lose more. It's actually difficult to be this awful. Losing that many games is an accomplishment that should not be forgotten.

Oh, and Chris Getz can eat a bag of dicks and fuck himself with them. Anyone see how Eloy is doing lately?

And Kopech. Seems like he actually cannot MISS the strike zone now....
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on August 26, 2024, 11:08:49 AM
And Kopech. Seems like he actually cannot MISS the strike zone now....

Yes. When Kopech was here, it was like he couldn't wait to walk guys and give up bombs. Funny how things change.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 28, 2024, 10:02:09 PM
At least they find interesting ways to lose.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on August 28, 2024, 10:36:19 PM
That was beautiful robbery. Best play I've seen since Dewayne Wise's catch to preserve Mark Buehrle's perfect game.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on August 30, 2024, 10:35:02 AM
They gotta fire Chris Getz, right?

RIGHT?????
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on August 30, 2024, 11:39:57 AM
No.. I'm pulling for them to smash the record just to fuck with Reinsdorf.No way Nashville is paying for this shit.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on August 30, 2024, 11:41:05 AM
No.. I'm pulling for them to smash the record just to fuck with Reinsdorf.No way Nashville is paying for this shit.

Oh, I hope they smash it too. In fact, my son had a good idea. We should get a parade when they hit 120.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 01, 2024, 03:44:24 PM
Damn is Oswaldo just destroying these assholes and "Pedro Sizemore"....

In what world does it remotely make sense for Lenin Sosa to be batting third? Fucker should he benched for not running out a popup and the  getting hit in the face with a throw down to second.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 01, 2024, 04:41:29 PM
3rd 10 game losing streak of the season.

7-44 record since July 2nd.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 01, 2024, 04:47:04 PM
Damn is Oswaldo just destroying these assholes and "Pedro Sizemore"....

In what world does it remotely make sense for Lenin Sosa to be batting third? Fucker should he benched for not running out a popup and the  getting hit in the face with a throw down to second.

September 1st and not a single player on the current roster has an OPS of .700.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 04, 2024, 12:10:19 AM
What are the odds they can win 4 games in the next 20 days so we can see them break the record for losses at home? I was planning a tailgate so we could see it live, damnit!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 11, 2024, 04:15:56 PM
81 games under .500 🤣
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 11, 2024, 04:18:28 PM
Jesus Christ. If they don't get the record after all this, it will really be a lost season. I mean, if you're gonna be this bad, be this bad right?!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 13, 2024, 09:39:43 PM
The record of suckitude is nearly complete
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 14, 2024, 09:17:44 AM
115
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on September 14, 2024, 09:29:09 AM
What do they have to go to set the record?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 15, 2024, 03:29:41 PM
Now these bum ass losers want to start winning consecutive games
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 15, 2024, 03:40:00 PM
Just need 1 win in the next 6 road games to have a chance to break the record at home
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 16, 2024, 11:22:45 PM
The Sox may never lose again
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 17, 2024, 07:50:12 AM
The Sox may never lose again

They're gonna fuck this up, aren't they. They're gonna make it to like 118 or some shit. lol
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 17, 2024, 07:50:33 AM
What do they have to go to set the record?

120 to tie. 121 to win.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 17, 2024, 08:22:27 AM
Record can be broken at home after last night's win
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 17, 2024, 02:00:41 PM
Record can be broken at home after last night's win

They really should consider having a parade if they break that record. It's really fucking hard, in this landscape of MLB, to lose that many fucking games.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on September 18, 2024, 08:05:49 AM
So looks like the Sox need to go 7-3 to avoid tying it, 6-4 to avoid breaking it. This looks like a done deal. Congrats on your record in futility, White Sox (Jerry Reinsdorf)!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 18, 2024, 08:48:59 PM
The last two games..now that's more like it.

117!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 18, 2024, 09:01:24 PM
Anyone see how Eloy is doing lately?

He's fallen off a cliff since that hot start. Hitting .234 with a .592 OPS. Worse than his Sox numbers.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on September 19, 2024, 12:49:13 AM
I’d be surprised if Eloy is still in the league when he hits 30.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 20, 2024, 11:42:45 PM
118!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 20, 2024, 11:43:17 PM
118

At least Andersen made it quick and painless after Sosa tied it in the 9th.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 20, 2024, 11:44:08 PM
On pace to be at the game Monday
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 22, 2024, 05:37:49 PM
120!!!!

I will be in Lot B to tailgate between 4 and 430 Tuesday!
Who is in?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 22, 2024, 05:41:08 PM
120!!!!

I will be in Lot B to tailgate between 4 and 430 Tuesday!
Who is in?

Pop open the champagne!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 22, 2024, 05:43:11 PM
We need a parade
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 24, 2024, 07:59:36 PM
He's fallen off a cliff since that hot start. Hitting .234 with a .592 OPS. Worse than his Sox numbers.

Now the Orioles optioned his ass down to AAA 😂
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 25, 2024, 09:17:15 PM
Sox trying hard to avoid the record.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 25, 2024, 09:28:11 PM
Sox trying hard to avoid the record.

The Angels also suck at baseball
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 25, 2024, 09:31:19 PM
The Angels also suck at baseball

Yeah, it’s like watching a monkey fuck a football
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 25, 2024, 09:33:48 PM
And fucking Lou Bob strikes out with a chance to walk it off.

Fuck that guy.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 25, 2024, 09:35:43 PM
Another opportunity missed. Winning streak coming up lol
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 25, 2024, 09:42:54 PM
Sox may never lose again. Ever.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 26, 2024, 07:19:17 AM
If they win out, I'm gonna get SOX 2025 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS! Tatted on my ass.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 26, 2024, 07:19:38 AM
MLB logo, world series trophy, the whole 9 yards.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 26, 2024, 03:54:42 PM
Big win! Hope they spoil the Tiger season and Jobu gets the tattoos.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on September 26, 2024, 05:34:39 PM
Hilarious that the Sox sweep at home to avoid breaking the record in Chicago.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 26, 2024, 06:28:04 PM
Big win! Hope they spoil the Tiger season and Jobu gets the tattoos.

I’m not worried yet
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 26, 2024, 07:29:40 PM
Angels got swept by the Sox and set their own record for most single season losses in franchise history. They are just as worthless as the Sox.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on September 27, 2024, 08:26:45 AM
Angels got swept by the Sox and set their own record for most single season losses in franchise history. They are just as worthless as the Sox.

They are like 25 games better.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 27, 2024, 08:32:32 AM
They are like 25 games better.

Still awful tho
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on September 27, 2024, 09:50:17 AM
Yep. It’s all relative.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on September 27, 2024, 11:07:47 AM
I’m not sure I deserve having my baseball team be the pale hose and my football team be the Bear. I have been a pretty solid person in this life.

Fuck if anything they should have named the bumbling incompetent Chicago football team the Cubs. Seems more fitting. “Could be ferocious predator someday but isn’t there yet”
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 27, 2024, 12:04:36 PM
I’m not sure I deserve having my baseball team be the pale hose and my football team be the Bear. I have been a pretty solid person in this life.

Fuck if anything they should have named the bumbling incompetent Chicago football team the Cubs. Seems more fitting. “Could be ferocious predator someday but isn’t there yet”

don't forget about the Illini too
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on September 27, 2024, 12:11:49 PM
The Illini are the one bright spot, which just goes to show how difficult Illinois sports fandom can be.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 27, 2024, 12:16:48 PM
The Illini are the one bright spot, which just goes to show how difficult Illinois sports fandom can be.

well yes recently at least
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 27, 2024, 12:47:52 PM
The Illini are the one bright spot, which just goes to show how difficult Illinois sports fandom can be.

Definitely a taller midget situation....
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 27, 2024, 08:04:04 PM
History!!!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 27, 2024, 08:10:05 PM
History!!!
Put it on the board!
Yes!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on September 27, 2024, 08:24:13 PM
A lot of nice things being said about Jerry Reinsdorf on The Twotter right now.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 27, 2024, 08:25:41 PM
A lot of nice things being said about Jerry Reinsdorf on The Twotter right now.

He deserves it and then 6 million more times worse
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 27, 2024, 09:15:03 PM
Here's the best part: The history that was made tonight is only good for the 10th overall pick in the 2025 draft. Not that it matters one bit with Getz making the pick anyway. Just funny that they set the modern era record for most losses in a season and they still don't even get to pick in the top 5 next year.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on September 28, 2024, 12:11:41 AM
Here's the best part: The history that was made tonight is only good for the 10th overall pick in the 2025 draft. Not that it matters one bit with Getz making the pick anyway. Just funny that they set the modern era record for most losses in a season and they still don't even get to pick in the top 5 next year.

Sounds about right.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on September 28, 2024, 12:45:00 AM
Here's the best part: The history that was made tonight is only good for the 10th overall pick in the 2025 draft. Not that it matters one bit with Getz making the pick anyway. Just funny that they set the modern era record for most losses in a season and they still don't even get to pick in the top 5 next year.


That’s funny, did they trade the pick?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 28, 2024, 01:30:27 AM

That’s funny, did they trade the pick?

MLB has some draft rule that large market teams (which, yes, the Sox are still considered one believe it or not) can't have lottery picks in consecutive years. Baseball is weird.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Judge Judy on September 28, 2024, 10:25:46 AM
Hilarious that the Sox sweep at home to avoid breaking the record in Chicago.

I feel like this is a personal dig at PAMan…
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on September 28, 2024, 10:56:47 AM
I feel like this is a personal dig at PAMan…

Weird take, but ok.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Judge Judy on September 28, 2024, 11:14:29 AM
Weird take, but ok.

He was on here posting for weeks hoping they set it at home. Even rooting for them to win or lose based on setting it at home. For you to make a comment like that seemed a direct shot!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on September 29, 2024, 06:34:24 PM
I feel like this team is very capable of losing 120 games

Give Jobu the AOTC award
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 29, 2024, 06:41:12 PM
Give Jobu the AOTC award

Congrats to Jobu! Winner of the Tempo HQ2 AOTC Award for 2024.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 29, 2024, 06:42:23 PM
He was on here posting for weeks hoping they set it at home. Even rooting for them to win or lose based on setting it at home. For you to make a comment like that seemed a direct shot!

That's ok, Judy. I'm a man! I'm (over) 40!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 29, 2024, 07:11:07 PM
Give Jobu the AOTC award

Well deserved
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 30, 2024, 12:14:33 PM
Haha, thanks guys.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on September 30, 2024, 01:32:33 PM
Haha, thanks guys.

Except you then lost the award because the Bear were able to run the ball against the Ram in the second half yesterday.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 30, 2024, 01:34:21 PM
Except you then lost the award because the Bear were able to run the ball against the Ram in the second half yesterday.

Yep. It's amazing how fast things can change. My 120 prediction was pretty solid tho. I'll hang on to that one.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on September 30, 2024, 01:43:47 PM
Yep. It's amazing how fast things can change. My 120 prediction was pretty solid tho. I'll hang on to that one.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY? DURRRR
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on September 30, 2024, 01:51:40 PM
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY? DURRRR

I think they can hit 125 next year...
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on October 02, 2024, 04:41:51 PM
Hahaha fuck the Astros
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Jobu on October 02, 2024, 04:42:58 PM
Hahaha fuck the Astros

Absolutely
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 15, 2024, 09:06:42 PM
Was glad to see that Carlos Rodon had a strong outing yesterday. Not that I watch baseball anymore, but he’s probably my favorite player still. Crazy how bad guys like TA and Lucas got virtually overnight. Crazy how literally everyone from the 2021 era roster flamed. And the guys they decided not to keep are doing well. Go Sux.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 15, 2024, 09:07:41 PM
Luis Robert’s mesmerizing talents are doomed here as well. Smh
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on October 16, 2024, 05:24:08 PM
Sounds like Jerry will sell the team to Dave "Smoke" Stewart who will move it to Nashville.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 16, 2024, 05:27:22 PM
Nothingburger.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on October 16, 2024, 05:59:44 PM
Nothingburger.

The Kiss of Death has been applied....
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 16, 2024, 06:13:08 PM
The Kiss of Death has been applied....

Bookmarked.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Custard on October 16, 2024, 08:55:51 PM
Best thing they could do. Get them out of that decayed hellhole and into a growing city that might actually give a shit.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 16, 2024, 08:59:30 PM
Best thing they could do. Get them out of that decayed hellhole and into a growing city that might actually give a shit.

If it happens I’ll retire from HQ.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Judge Judy on October 19, 2024, 07:53:02 AM
Jobu will appreciate this in the NY-Cleveland series. Has to bring back major Deja vu for him…

https://x.com/luckismadeff/status/1847300043943883227?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 19, 2024, 10:35:22 AM
“Please please please tell me you’re not that gullible.”

https://www.southsidesox.com/2024/10/18/24273632/jerry-reinsdorf-sell-chicago-white-sox-and-send-the-team-to-nashville-while-hes-building-the-78
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on October 20, 2024, 11:15:28 PM
Dodgers and the Yankees. Just like the good ol' days.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 21, 2024, 07:54:14 AM
Dodgers and the Yankees. Just like the good ol' days.

History matters in baseball more than any other sport, I like it.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on October 25, 2024, 10:40:13 PM
What a start to the World Series
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on October 25, 2024, 10:53:55 PM
What a start to the World Series

Yep. Nice to see 2 teams invest in players instead of hotels like on the North Side and whatever Jerry is doing on the South Side.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ILLove1997 on October 25, 2024, 10:54:46 PM
damn I missed it, saw the first 6 innings at the bar and left lol
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 26, 2024, 05:07:57 PM
What a start to the World Series

Why would you put this in a White Sox thread? What the Sox played this year barely resembled baseball.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 26, 2024, 05:08:59 PM
whatever Jerry is doing on the South Side.

Gangbanging, hookers, and blow.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on October 26, 2024, 05:44:08 PM
Gangbanging, hookers, and blow.

That's at least something
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on October 26, 2024, 05:45:00 PM
Why would you put this in a White Sox thread? What the Sox played this year barely resembled baseball.

Maybe he didn't want to start another thread while drunk, Robb.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on October 26, 2024, 05:54:18 PM
Why would you put this in a White Sox thread? What the Sox played this year barely resembled baseball.

I didn't think anyone here cared enough about it to warrant making another thread.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on October 26, 2024, 05:56:59 PM
I didn't think anyone here cared enough about it to warrant making another thread.

Maybe Justin Fields will buy the White Sox.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 26, 2024, 06:01:54 PM
I didn't think anyone here cared enough about it to warrant making another thread.

It’s an affront to good baseball teams to relegate them to a White Sox thread. Losingest team ever.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on October 26, 2024, 06:21:47 PM
It’s an affront to good baseball teams to relegate them to a White Sox thread. Losingest team ever.

Everyone look at Paul Tempo: Thread Cop!
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on October 28, 2024, 10:46:10 PM
Kopech finishing off a World Series win for the Dodgers

Here I thought we'd be in for a 7 game classic. That does not appear to be the case now.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on October 28, 2024, 10:46:34 PM
Kopech finishing off a World Series win.

Here I thought we'd be in for a 7 game classic. That does not appear to be the case now.

Isn't Game 4 a Dodger Bullpen game?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 29, 2024, 12:18:30 AM
This series had a very Reds 1990 vibe to it going in IMO. Shoulda bet some money on a Dodgers sweep.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on October 30, 2024, 11:08:52 AM
Will Venable is the new White Sox manager
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on October 30, 2024, 10:57:21 PM
Michael Kopech is a World Series champion
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on October 31, 2024, 07:33:24 AM
Michael Kopech is a World Series champion

So is Joe Kelley...
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 31, 2024, 09:30:43 AM
Judge’s error explained.

(https://i.postimg.cc/X78PpcK8/IMG-9372.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/hfXsYm5z)
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on October 31, 2024, 02:10:21 PM
Did the ghost of Mickey Mantle make Judge forget how to hit in October?
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on October 31, 2024, 03:57:31 PM
Moncada. He gawn.

Luis Robert and Andrew Vaughn are the only two players left from the 2021 Opening Day roster.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on October 31, 2024, 04:40:40 PM
Crazy. That team looked poised for multiple WS appearances.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on October 31, 2024, 05:12:53 PM
After his year in 2019, I thought he was going to be good. I was wrong.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on December 11, 2024, 01:54:13 PM
Crochet changing the color of his Sox
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Reacher on December 11, 2024, 02:42:16 PM
Good for him. He’s probably ecstatic, and should be.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: Miles Leonard on February 15, 2025, 09:20:45 PM
Bobby Jenks has stage 4 stomach cancer. Fucking shit.
Title: Re: 2024 White Sux
Post by: ThePAMan on February 22, 2025, 09:42:33 AM
The guy who supported paying Mel Tucker $100m is buying more interests in the Pale Hose.....hmmmm