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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #195 on: July 30, 2024, 04:55:32 PM »
Eloy being traded to the Orioles. Hope it’s not dependent on a physical.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #196 on: July 30, 2024, 10:55:50 PM »
Sweet 16.

They now have more blown saves (28) than wins (27)
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #197 on: July 31, 2024, 07:14:58 AM »
Sweet 16.

They now have more blown saves (28) than wins (27)

Bringing in a rookie to make his MLB debut in a 2-1 game when you have lost 15 in a row was just part of the underrated genius of a Pedro Grifol.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #198 on: July 31, 2024, 04:42:01 PM »
KC seems to be better off without Grifol
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #199 on: July 31, 2024, 04:46:25 PM »
KC seems to be better off without Grifol

And Getz
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #200 on: July 31, 2024, 05:03:47 PM »
well they only need to win 13 of the next 51 games to tie for the worst record of the modern era
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #201 on: July 31, 2024, 05:22:30 PM »
well they only need to win 13 of the next 51 games to tie for the worst record of the modern era

Going to be tough to do given the management.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #202 on: July 31, 2024, 05:58:36 PM »
Who wants to go to a Sox game and wear paper bags with IlliniHQ2 written on them?

Tempo? Miles? Nichi? Jobu? Let's do it. We can tailgate beforehand.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #203 on: July 31, 2024, 06:07:07 PM »
I might be interested in that. Trying to get to the city before the end of summer
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #204 on: July 31, 2024, 10:22:34 PM »
I might be interested in that. Trying to get to the city before the end of summer

Sweet. When you going to be here? For the DNC?
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #205 on: July 31, 2024, 11:49:31 PM »
Sweet. When you going to be here? For the DNC?

Yeah, hope it goes better than when I was there in ‘68.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #206 on: August 01, 2024, 07:27:26 AM »
Yeah, hope it goes better than when I was there in ‘68.

Do you love the smell of tear gas?
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #207 on: August 01, 2024, 08:40:29 AM »
Do you love the smell of tear gas?

Smells like victory.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #208 on: August 01, 2024, 11:27:12 AM »
Smells like victory.

I should have added "in the morning" to my question. Dadgumit.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #209 on: August 01, 2024, 11:58:57 AM »
Ok, so we will work around Custard's schedule. Who else is in for the IlliniHQ2 Make the White Sox Great Again Fest 2024?
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