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Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!

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Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« on: September 13, 2023, 01:00:42 PM »
Event Date: Saturday, September 16, 2023 at 11:00 am
Facility: Memorial Stadium, Champaign (for JudgeJudy, of course)
Hail To The Orange Out! WEAR ORANGE!
TV:   FOX - No Fox pregame show though.
Giveaway: 10,000 orange rally towels sponsored by Central Illinois Toyota Dealers
Odds per VSIN aggregation: Penn State opened at -14, now get from 14,5 to -15 o/u opened 45˝, now 48˝ to 49

Illinois has won four of the last 12 meetings (2007, 2010, 2014, 2021). Prior to 2007, Penn State had won 11 of 13 meetings, including seven in a row from 1972-2000.

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« Last Edit: September 13, 2023, 01:03:05 PM by ThePAMan »
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2023, 01:26:39 PM »
And Gus Johnson gets the game.
Just beat those fukks from Happy Valley again and let those PSU fans listen to Gus with the call.



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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2023, 01:48:16 PM »
I ain't going either PMAN

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2023, 02:10:33 PM »
my pre game speech "we are 1-1, but today we are 0-0, its a fresh start fellas. (aggressive) NO ONE BELIVES IN YOU THIS GAME, THE MEDIA, THE FANS, NO ONE! (softly) but I do......(smile) oh I sure do. Hey we had a bad game last week, well this is a NEW WEEK, and fells let me tell you I DO NOT LIKE PENN ST, THEY ARE  AOUTSIDER THEY DO NOT BELONG IN THE BIG TEN. Ever since the early 90s when they joined they have held their nose high at us! AND WHAT FOR! I wanna go out there and run it up on em!! GET FREAKING PUMPED!! Gosh darnit I just wanna take one of those Nittany Lions and just show them WHO WE ATRE, THE FIGHTING ILLINI NOW LETS GET OUT THERE AND WIN!

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2023, 02:20:38 PM »
my pre game speech "we are 1-1, but today we are 0-0, its a fresh start fellas. (aggressive) NO ONE BELIVES IN YOU THIS GAME, THE MEDIA, THE FANS, NO ONE! (softly) but I do......(smile) oh I sure do. Hey we had a bad game last week, well this is a NEW WEEK, and fells let me tell you I DO NOT LIKE PENN ST, THEY ARE  AOUTSIDER THEY DO NOT BELONG IN THE BIG TEN. Ever since the early 90s when they joined they have held their nose high at us! AND WHAT FOR! I wanna go out there and run it up on em!! GET FREAKING PUMPED!! Gosh darnit I just wanna take one of those Nittany Lions and just show them WHO WE ATRE, THE FIGHTING ILLINI NOW LETS GET OUT THERE AND WIN!

Man I just ran through a brick wall!! 👏🏼
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2023, 03:04:51 PM »
Man I just ran through a brick wall!! 👏🏼

No you didn't
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2023, 04:04:25 PM »
I just threw a cat through a brick wall after reading that masterpiece
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2023, 04:09:19 PM »
Play Bruce Weber five fingers speech. That will get them fired up.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2023, 07:21:57 PM »
I just threw a cat through a brick wall after reading that masterpiece

No you didn’t
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2023, 06:33:10 AM »
And Gus Johnson gets the game.
Just beat those fukks from Happy Valley again and let those PSU fans listen to Gus with the call.



How many times did Gus mention Deion

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2023, 06:33:52 AM »
Play Bruce Weber five fingers speech. That will get them fired up.

I miss Bruce

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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2023, 02:23:22 AM »
My prediction?

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2023, 09:53:33 AM »
My prediction?

Pain

I think we’ll learn a lot about our team today…
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Sat. 11AM, 9/16, v Penn State!
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2023, 10:07:08 AM »
I was pretty skeptical that the defense would be as good as a lot of people thought it would be after losing so much talent. And the offense too for that matter.

I suspect the team will improve as the pieces come together, but today is not our day.

Pederasts win 48-16 in a game that’s effectively over by midway through the second quarter.

Wouldn’t surprise me if we kept it close though.
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