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Today is my birthday
« on: June 24, 2023, 09:10:12 AM »
Wish me a happy birthday! Or, if you’d rather, tell me to eat shit.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2023, 09:42:33 AM »
Happy birthday, Tempo...I thought you liked to eat ass?
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2023, 09:47:32 AM »
Happy Birthday to you and all your mults. Have a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles with the kid.
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2023, 10:54:13 AM »
Quote from: Mn on June 24, 2023, 09:47:32 AM
Happy Birthday to you and all your mults. Have a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles with the kid.

Did I mention Cocoa Pebbles recently? Because if not, that’s weird. I bought him Cocoa Pebbles recently (probably only 2nd time I’ve bought that cereal for him) and we finished it off a couple of days ago.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2023, 10:54:57 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on June 24, 2023, 09:42:33 AM
Happy birthday, Tempo...I thought you liked to eat ass?

Having a birthday disqualifies one from eating ass? I’m confused.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2023, 10:55:38 AM »
Oh, I see your angle. Eating ass and eating shit are two entirely different things.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2023, 11:06:40 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on June 24, 2023, 10:54:13 AM
Did I mention Cocoa Pebbles recently? Because if not, that’s weird. I bought him Cocoa Pebbles recently (probably only 2nd time I’ve bought that cereal for him) and we finished it off a couple of days ago.
The Cocoa sugar bombs you had 5 days ago may have caused some disremembering. No problem, we're used to it.
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2023, 11:21:33 AM »
It's always about you, you, you.  ;D
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2023, 11:37:38 AM »
Happy birthday
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2023, 11:39:48 AM »
You’re so vain. Fuck you…
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2023, 11:50:50 AM »
Happy birthday Tempo
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2023, 11:57:50 AM »
Eat Jobu’s ass, Tempo.
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2023, 12:03:32 PM »
Quote from: Custard on June 24, 2023, 11:57:50 AM
Eat Jobu’s ass, Tempo.

Now this is some good ass eating comedy right here.
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2023, 01:32:35 PM »
Why would I eat Jobu’s ass? I’m not gay.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Today is my birthday
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2023, 01:32:56 PM »
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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