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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #60 on: July 16, 2023, 06:07:38 PM »
“Taking a trip? Where to?”  -“Wherever I end up, I guess. -“Man, I wish I was you." -Well, hang in there.”

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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #61 on: July 17, 2023, 12:45:37 PM »
That's a good one Nichi
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #62 on: July 23, 2023, 03:29:06 PM »
Maybe this sort of fits here. Some of these are amusing.

Beam me up, Scottie!

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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #63 on: November 02, 2023, 07:15:17 AM »
The Shane Gillis comedy special on Netflix. I’ve seen it 3-4 times now and still die laughing.
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #64 on: November 08, 2023, 06:38:57 PM »
My optometrist is giving out  fancy promotional pens. They got  ink pens on one end and erasers on the other, but the darn erasers don't work. Not sure why you'd want  an eraser on a pen anyway.
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #65 on: November 08, 2023, 07:25:22 PM »
It would be funnier if s/he gave out promotional penises.
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #66 on: November 08, 2023, 11:43:36 PM »
The “erasers” are stylus pads for tablets and such
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #67 on: November 09, 2023, 08:24:20 AM »
It would be funnier if s/he gave out promotional penises.

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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #68 on: November 09, 2023, 08:42:45 AM »
It would be funnier if s/he gave out promotional penises.

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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #69 on: November 09, 2023, 02:08:36 PM »
The “erasers” are stylus pads for tablets and such

No shit Sherlock.
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #70 on: November 09, 2023, 02:34:39 PM »
Oh man. Nichi fucking people up in here
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #71 on: November 09, 2023, 02:53:08 PM »
 Didn’t realize what thread this was in
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #72 on: November 09, 2023, 04:42:46 PM »
I have trouble remembering the names of things. One of my medicines causes that, but I can't remember what it's called.
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Re: Komic Relief
« Reply #73 on: November 09, 2023, 04:43:35 PM »
I have trouble remembering the names of things. One of my medicines causes that, but I can't remember what it's called.

Ha, that's funny.
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