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Official Tempo Strawman Thread

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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2023, 12:46:41 PM »
This thread has great potential.

Yeah? I don’t see it.
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2023, 12:48:10 PM »
...... but that doesn't mean it doesn't.
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2023, 12:49:09 PM »
...... but that doesn't mean it doesn't.

Exactly.
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2023, 02:17:06 PM »
This thread has great potential.

It’s still too early to tell…

Gonna need 3-5 more pages to determine…
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2023, 02:50:40 PM »
It’s still too early to tell…

Gonna need 3-5 more pages to determine…

The Simone Biles joke was infinitely better.
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2023, 05:30:24 PM »
The Simone Biles joke was infinitely better.

Can’t land them all…

Although people who give up won’t land any and take away other people’s chances and opportunities too. Sad.
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2023, 05:32:45 PM »
Can’t land them all…

Although people who give up won’t land any and take away other people’s chances and opportunities too. Sad.

If only the most decorated gymnast of all-time were perfect. But alas, she’s apparently not.
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2023, 05:44:02 PM »
If only the most decorated gymnast of all-time were perfect. But alas, she’s apparently not.

Hyperbole. How many times do you have to quit before you can be called a quitter? How many times you use drugs/alcohol to be called an addict?
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2023, 06:23:21 PM »
Hyperbole. How many times do you have to quit before you can be called a quitter? How many times you use drugs/alcohol to be called an addict?

Was there another time that she quit?
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2023, 06:36:20 PM »
Was there another time that she quit?

Does it have to be two times?
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2023, 06:38:42 PM »
Hyperbole. How many times do you have to quit before you can be called a quitter? How many times you use drugs/alcohol to be called an addict?

IDK this heavily seems to imply you’re talking about someone who’s quit “multiple times.”
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« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2023, 06:39:09 PM »
Hyperbole. How many times do you have to quit before you can be called a quitter? How many times you use drugs/alcohol to be called an addict?

The answer: more than 1
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« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2023, 09:52:04 PM »
The answer: more than 1

Is it once? Twice? 10 times?
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2023, 08:26:15 AM »
The answer: more than 1

What if you quit and never come back (and just take care of your niece)?
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Re: Official Tempo Strawman Thread
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2023, 08:37:25 AM »
What if you quit and never come back (and just take care of your niece)?

You expect her to compete forever?
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