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Tempo's Movie Reviews
« on: March 29, 2023, 02:04:43 PM »
Tempo hates guns in real life (some may say he hates real life itself!), but he loves him some action and horror movies. The more blood and guts, the better!

It is like Siskel & Ebert except it is just Tempo. Read Tempo's movie reviews here!
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2023, 04:27:44 PM »
John Wick 4 was awesome! Great writing, story telling, and cinematography! The fight scenes were hilariously absurd, but it didn’t ruin the movie. Watching the way Keanu Reeves moves reminds me of the way Adam Morrison played defense (stumble first, then lunge).

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2023, 04:30:33 PM »
Tempo hates guns in real life (some may say he hates real life itself!), but he loves him some action and horror movies. The more blood and guts, the better!

It is like Siskel & Ebert except it is just Tempo. Read Tempo's movie reviews here!

So you are anti-action and horror movies, eh? Couples Retreat and Grownups more your speed?
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2023, 04:36:18 PM »
very beautiful movie making. Paris is always a hit. I loved that the final fight scene occurred on the steps of Sacre Couer at sunrise. I’ve witnessed the sun rise myself from those very steps. Took this photo on my last morning in Paris 2009 from those very steps.

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2023, 04:40:06 PM »
So you are anti-action and horror movies, eh? Couples Retreat and Grownups more your speed?

Where did I write anything about my taste in the cinema? This is your movie  thread.

I enjoyed your John Wick 4 review.
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2023, 04:43:50 PM »
The story line is absolutely brilliant. Very creative stuff. The Godfather on steroids.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2023, 04:46:29 PM »
The story line is absolutely brilliant. Very creative stuff. The Godfather on steroids.

Godfather 1, 2 or 3 or all 3 combined?
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2023, 04:55:15 PM »
Godfather 1, 2 or 3 or all 3 combined?

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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2023, 04:56:53 PM »
The villain was fantastic. Would have been a good Bond Villain.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2023, 04:58:17 PM »
Glad I saw something on Google about an Easter egg in the credits, or I’d have missed it.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2023, 05:51:07 PM »
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That is high praise for John Wick 4.
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