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Anyone ever had hernia surgery?

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Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« on: March 28, 2023, 03:20:09 PM »
It's looking like your favorite voodoo statue is headed down that path.

Anyone experienced this? Is it a big deal, or nah?

I'm not expecting to die, fake or real, so that's nice I suppose.
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2023, 04:39:29 PM »
Kidney stone surgery and tonsils when I was like 4 years old is all I got.
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2023, 05:43:49 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on March 28, 2023, 04:39:29 PM
Kidney stone surgery and tonsils when I was like 4 years old is all I got.

You had kidney stone surgery when you were 4 years old?
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2023, 01:03:33 PM »
So, I have 1 (maybe 2) hernias, and also guess what? I have Covid!

Fuck this week right in the ass.
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2023, 01:04:45 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 01:03:33 PM
So, I have 1 (maybe 2) hernias, and also guess what? I have Covid!

Fuck this week right in the ass.

Wow! Maybe you should go see John Wick 4 with Tempo and call it a day.
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2023, 01:05:38 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on March 29, 2023, 01:04:45 PM
Wow! Maybe you should go see John Wick 4 with Tempo and call it a day.

Without a mask!
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2023, 01:11:56 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 01:05:38 PM
Without a mask!

One of the two of you can pull the popcorn trick from Diner....Maybe both of you can do it.
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2023, 05:08:32 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on March 29, 2023, 01:04:45 PM
Wow! Maybe you should go see John Wick 4 with Tempo and call it a day.

Your new sig is fucking hilarious. I love that you think it’s a flying elbow from the top rope. Golden.
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2023, 05:17:18 PM »
I’m about to delete this thread. I didn’t make it for the purposes of another pissing match. There’s plenty of other threads for that.

In the meantime, anyone out there with hernia surgery experience? I would genuinely like to know.
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2023, 06:13:30 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 05:17:18 PM
I’m about to delete this thread. I didn’t make it for the purposes of another pissing match. There’s plenty of other threads for that.

In the meantime, anyone out there with hernia surgery experience? I would genuinely like to know.
Download some John Wick movies. Maybe you could even get started on one during your procedure.
Do you know repair is done with stitches, or mesh ?
Good luck with the hernia(s) and the covid.
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2023, 06:17:07 PM »
Quote from: Mn on March 29, 2023, 06:13:30 PM
Download some John Wick movies. Maybe you could even get started on one during your procedure.
Do you know repair is done with stitches, or mesh ?
Good luck with the hernia(s) and the covid.

I haven’t talked to the surgeon yet. 1st step is ultrasound to see what they’re dealing with. Of course, might slow things down a little since I got the fucking Covid.

Speaking of which, they say you should avoid coughing with a hernia. Lol.
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2023, 06:26:49 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 06:17:07 PM
I haven’t talked to the surgeon yet. 1st step is ultrasound to see what they’re dealing with.

Any weird cravings like pickles and ice cream?
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2023, 06:29:09 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on March 29, 2023, 06:26:49 PM
Any weird cravings like pickles and ice cream?

Good question. Not really.
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2023, 06:30:25 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 29, 2023, 06:17:07 PM
I haven’t talked to the surgeon yet. 1st step is ultrasound to see what they’re dealing with. Of course, might slow things down a little since I got the fucking Covid.

Speaking of which, they say you should avoid coughing with a hernia. Lol.

In that case don’t bend over if you drop the soap…
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Re: Anyone ever had hernia surgery?
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2023, 06:30:59 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on March 29, 2023, 06:26:49 PM
Any weird cravings like pickles and ice cream?

The cocksucker isn’t pregnant!!
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