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2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD

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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #270 on: April 08, 2023, 07:37:44 PM »
So Shannon guaranteed to return per the Inverse Squeaky and Hawkins' return 60%.

And it looks like we are leading for Storr.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #271 on: April 09, 2023, 09:26:36 AM »
So, does Ace have to sit out a year because this is his 2nd trip to the portal?
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #272 on: April 09, 2023, 09:41:37 AM »
I think that is the way it works, but he might be able to apply retroactively for the Underwood Yelling Hardship exception that Smith got.

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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #273 on: April 09, 2023, 10:01:12 AM »
So, does Ace have to sit out a year because this is his 2nd trip to the portal?
He may be eligible to apply for the only ineligible for 3-5 games exception.
Still hiding behind innuendo and practicing the art of ommision.

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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #274 on: April 09, 2023, 11:43:25 AM »
I think that is the way it works, but he might be able to apply retroactively for the Underwood Yelling Hardship exception that Smith got.

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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #275 on: April 09, 2023, 08:27:12 PM »
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #276 on: April 09, 2023, 09:49:28 PM »
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #277 on: April 09, 2023, 11:40:00 PM »
THIS IS HOW BORING OUR OFF SEASON HAS BEEN SO FAR:  :-\ !!!!!!


It's portal season, no move is a shock
How many more today will walk,
Coach can huff and puff with the best of them,
But he can't get no one to stay...
Our NIL is one of the best and still it's not enough pay...

Our bench is getting cold as we are down to six,
We need some warm bodies
To try and get this mess fixed.
Coach is the in the Top 10
He is definately gettin paid,
Yet still our players all want to leave, no one wants to stay...

We need a PG, maybe even Two,
We need bodies to practice,
Hell maybe that's me or you?
Coach can practices X and O's
But only if he can sign a few,
No 5*'s coming here, only walkon's and DII's

The off season is a mess so far,
Our players have all chosen to leave...
Our best two options are the same two
 that ain't coming back, the two wait and see's

Coach is looking, the Asst too...
Our beloved Illini have sunk again
Let's get some players, let's get some skill,
Lets get something positive and not another day of buzzkill....



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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #278 on: April 10, 2023, 07:24:41 AM »
Wow! Is right! Well done!
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #279 on: April 10, 2023, 08:11:40 AM »
And it looks like we are leading for Storr.

Why would he visit Wisconsin first if he was even interested in Illinois?

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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #280 on: April 10, 2023, 10:30:55 AM »
Why would he visit Wisconsin first if he was even interested in Illinois?

Drive up the price, fool.
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #281 on: April 10, 2023, 10:49:36 AM »
Next Year's Starting Five ? 

PG Tyger Campbell
SG Terrance Shannon Jr.
SG/SF Luke Goode
PF Coleman Hawkins
C Dain Dainja

https://www.illinoisloyalty.com/attachments/screensho-3-jpg.24922/

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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #282 on: April 10, 2023, 10:57:23 AM »
The dumbass is officially on board
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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #283 on: April 10, 2023, 11:04:27 AM »
The dumbass is officially on board

Which dumbass are we discussing??  LOL

I have seen the Campbell posts on Loyalty for several days. I cannot see how the kid would leave UCLA to come to a rebuilding team with shit weather in the middle of nowhere to get the absolute fck beat out of him
in a tractor pull league with the worst officials in country.



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Re: 2023 PORTAL TRACKING THREAD
« Reply #284 on: April 10, 2023, 11:07:34 AM »
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