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2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1185 on: August 28, 2023, 11:50:34 PM »
I’m sure the market is way over saturated at this point because everybody saw people making money hand over fist cruising around the city listening to the Score…rubbing elbows with Executive NFL chefs, dead mobsters, Jeff Frank & Sidra, etc. Engaging directly with Danny Parkins via the 67011 text line.

They saw an ordinary man like themselves having the supreme luxury of downtime in the middle of the day to educate an internet user named spark mandrill about Reggie Theus, The Mack Trade or anything relating to proper expectations for Illini basketball coaches.

They want their piece of the pie, man.
You’re just a victim of your own success, Tempo.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1186 on: August 29, 2023, 01:58:52 AM »
Quote from: Custard on August 28, 2023, 11:50:34 PM
I’m sure the market is way over saturated at this point because everybody saw people making money hand over fist cruising around the city listening to the Score…rubbing elbows with Executive NFL chefs, dead mobsters, Jeff Frank & Sidra, etc. Engaging directly with Danny Parkins via the 67011 text line.

They saw an ordinary man like themselves having the supreme luxury of downtime in the middle of the day to educate an internet user named spark mandrill about Reggie Theus, The Mack Trade or anything relating to proper expectations for Illini basketball coaches.

They want their piece of the pie, man.
You’re just a victim of your own success, Tempo.

I am seriously in your head. Without even really trying to be.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1187 on: August 29, 2023, 02:04:45 AM »
That post is just petty and bizarre.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1188 on: August 29, 2023, 02:09:50 AM »
You forgot to add posting creepily intimate photos of my sexual conquests for my pretend Internet, friends to ogle. Oh wait, that wasn’t me.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1189 on: August 29, 2023, 03:02:22 AM »
I drive Uber because (until recently) it paid pretty decently if not “great.”i have no boss. I take the day off or vacations at the drop of a hat if i want. It’s provided me incredible flexibility with my schedule, which as the primary caretaking parent for my son has been nearly invaluable. It’s not a glamorous job, but it’s mostly met my very specific needs. If that fails to win the approval of Custard and Jobu, oh well; because who cares what those two judgmental pricks think.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1190 on: August 29, 2023, 07:21:16 AM »
While it may be the less serious Bear thread, that does not mean this isn't the better Bear thread.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1191 on: August 29, 2023, 07:50:24 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on August 28, 2023, 11:00:06 PM
I used to make $40 an hour and pick my own hours. Uber and Lyft have gotten greedy and are crushing the drivers now. Definitely time for a new job.

You said this months ago lol
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1192 on: August 29, 2023, 07:50:45 AM »
Quote from: Custard on August 28, 2023, 11:50:34 PM
I’m sure the market is way over saturated at this point because everybody saw people making money hand over fist cruising around the city listening to the Score…rubbing elbows with Executive NFL chefs, dead mobsters, Jeff Frank & Sidra, etc. Engaging directly with Danny Parkins via the 67011 text line.

They saw an ordinary man like themselves having the supreme luxury of downtime in the middle of the day to educate an internet user named spark mandrill about Reggie Theus, The Mack Trade or anything relating to proper expectations for Illini basketball coaches.

They want their piece of the pie, man.
You’re just a victim of your own success, Tempo.

Post of the decade
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1193 on: August 29, 2023, 08:11:32 AM »
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1194 on: August 29, 2023, 08:30:28 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 29, 2023, 07:50:45 AM
Post of the decade

Shocking that the most immature person on the board loves it.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1195 on: August 29, 2023, 08:30:59 AM »
Quote from: Chickengeorge on August 29, 2023, 08:11:32 AM
Hear, hear!

And the guy with the racist username.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1196 on: August 29, 2023, 08:45:25 AM »
Cardinals go into full tank for Caleb Williams mode and cut Colt McCoy.

Totally different kind of quarterback, but I’d be ok with the Bears signing him. I’d prefer some veteran experience in the quarterback room. I want someone mentoring Fields and Bagent, not Fields mentoring Bagent. Fields has enough on his plate.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1197 on: August 29, 2023, 08:48:00 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on August 29, 2023, 08:45:25 AM
Fields has enough on his plate.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1198 on: August 29, 2023, 08:49:26 AM »
Quote from: Custard on August 29, 2023, 08:48:00 AM
Black bean burgers and tofu

Very possible.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #1199 on: August 29, 2023, 08:52:14 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on August 29, 2023, 03:02:22 AM
I drive Uber because (until recently) it paid pretty decently if not “great.”i have no boss. I take the day off or vacations at the drop of a hat if i want. It’s provided me incredible flexibility with my schedule, which as the primary caretaking parent for my son has been nearly invaluable. It’s not a glamorous job, but it’s mostly met my very specific needs. If that fails to win the approval of Custard and Jobu, oh well; because who cares what those two judgmental pricks think.

I’m sincere when I say that’s noble of you. I’ve sacrificed a lot for my child as well. Can I ask why you are the primary parent? No ill intentions asking, just curious.
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