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2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #870 on: August 20, 2023, 05:49:45 AM »
Totally forgot about the Bear being on
golds! golds! golds!
More than 1 certain somebody took the night off. Lol

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #871 on: August 20, 2023, 10:27:38 AM »
The jokes write themselves, really.

What was the joke in this scenario?
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #872 on: August 20, 2023, 10:28:19 AM »
golds! golds! golds!
More than 1 certain somebody took the night off. Lol

Not a lot of reason to tune in if most of the starters aren’t playing.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #873 on: August 20, 2023, 10:30:26 AM »
[Finally, to all of the Bears fans who willingly watched this entire game, we salute you. Without Justin Fields and most starters, it was already going to lack the luster from last week. But considering how bad things got — with the exception of that one drive where Tyson Bagent and Roschon Johnson saved us from misery for a few minutes — it’s truly impressive if you were able to get through that entire game.]

Sounds like I missed some crucial shit.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #874 on: August 20, 2023, 11:36:29 AM »
[Finally, to all of the Bears fans who willingly watched this entire game, we salute you. Without Justin Fields and most starters, it was already going to lack the luster from last week. But considering how bad things got — with the exception of that one drive where Tyson Bagent and Roschon Johnson saved us from misery for a few minutes — it’s truly impressive if you were able to get through that entire game.]

Sounds like I missed some crucial shit.

Have been counting on you for a Bear depth chart.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #875 on: August 20, 2023, 12:39:00 PM »
Have been counting on you for a Bear depth chart.

You’ve come to the wrong place. I’m only reading Bears news that’s at the top of the surface. Too much else going on. Plus, golf still gets most of my sports attention.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #876 on: August 20, 2023, 12:39:37 PM »
I’ll start diving a little deeper in a couple weeks.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #877 on: August 20, 2023, 10:11:06 PM »
I’ll start diving a little deeper in a couple weeks.

I'm counting on you for a gambling picks thread this year.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #878 on: August 21, 2023, 08:39:22 AM »
I'm counting on you for a gambling picks thread this year.

If you are interested in PGA, PGA DFS, or PGA prop bets, I might be above average there. I did dominate my work confidence pool years ago. I may be ok at NFL fantasy and DFS. If you’re looking for against the spread, not sure how much help I’d be.

I hear the real edge is in college DFS right now.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #879 on: August 21, 2023, 08:52:35 AM »
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #880 on: August 21, 2023, 02:53:53 PM »
Yikes. Tevin Jenkins could miss 6 weeks. Decent player, can’t stay on the field.

https://www.windycitygridiron.com/2023/8/20/23839627/chicago-bears-report-teven-jenkins-miss-6-weeks-leg-injury-lucas-patrick-ja-tyre-carter-nate-davis

May have to revise my 14-3 record prediction. On the bright side, it gives Eberlose another excuse if things do not go well offensively.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #881 on: August 21, 2023, 03:41:30 PM »
I think there is more work needs to be done to shore up both lines.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #882 on: August 21, 2023, 09:07:44 PM »
Teven Jenkins and getting injured. Name a more iconic duo.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #883 on: August 21, 2023, 09:29:33 PM »
Teven Jenkins and getting injured. Name a more iconic duo.

Yoan Moncada and getting injured. Eloy and pulled hamstring. Aaron Bummer and sucking....
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #884 on: August 21, 2023, 10:00:19 PM »
Yoan Moncada and getting injured. Eloy and pulled hamstring. Aaron Bummer and sucking....

Well played
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