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2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #420 on: May 12, 2023, 04:32:54 PM »
Strawman alert. That is not even remotely true.

Drats! My attempts at hyperbole were exposed!
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #421 on: May 12, 2023, 04:52:39 PM »
Drats! My attempts at hyperbole were exposed!

When 97% of what you say is hyperbolic, a lot of it will get glossed over.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #422 on: May 12, 2023, 04:53:44 PM »
When 97% of what you say is hyperbolic, a lot of it will get glossed over.

Listen here Pot, this isn’t the first time you’ve met Kettle!
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #423 on: May 12, 2023, 04:56:18 PM »
Listen here Pot, this isn’t the first time you’ve met Kettle!

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #424 on: May 12, 2023, 04:59:36 PM »
Listen here Pot, this isn’t the first time you’ve met Kettle!

I’ve engaged in my share of hyperbole. But I think I’ve toned it down over the years, and at least try to engage in sincere discussion. Unlike someone we know.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #425 on: May 12, 2023, 05:00:03 PM »
When 97% of what you say is hyperbolic, a lot of it will get glossed over.

"97%" is hyperbolic.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #426 on: May 12, 2023, 05:06:05 PM »
"97%" is hyperbolic.

True. We’ll go with a flat 90%.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #427 on: May 12, 2023, 05:07:41 PM »
True. We’ll go with a flat 90%.

Ok. Seems to work for Trump.....
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #430 on: May 12, 2023, 07:12:32 PM »
Custard won't read it.


Why? Too busy with leg day?
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #431 on: May 12, 2023, 07:36:17 PM »
Why? Too busy with leg day?

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #432 on: May 12, 2023, 07:42:59 PM »
Ok. Seems to work for Trump.....

But not Justin Fields…

90% and flat don’t go together for him UNLESS we’re talking about incompletion rate.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #434 on: May 13, 2023, 09:23:05 AM »
Over/Under 7.5 win total: Under

The Bears may be the toughest team to read in the NFL. Almost every year, someone goes worst to first. They play a reasonably soft schedule and kept some games close last year. They still ended the year as the worst team in football, though. Justin Fields has to be better from the pocket, as Chicago won’t go anywhere if he doesn't better his 54.4 passing grade. The Bears could win anywhere from four to 11 games. We’ll have to see the latter happen before we believe it.

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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.