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2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #390 on: May 11, 2023, 06:43:30 PM »
If you or Spark were under the assumption these were official stats instead of projected stats, I’d argue that’s on you, not me…

I didn't read it.  I just read the discussion about the actual meaning of the words you used in your posts and had a feeling of deja vu.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #391 on: May 11, 2023, 06:55:32 PM »
I didn't read it.  I just read the discussion about the actual meaning of the words you used in your posts and had a feeling of deja vu.

#disingenuous
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #392 on: May 11, 2023, 08:17:40 PM »
#disingenuous

Yes, your take is and continues to be. Seems to be a recurring issue. Must be everyone else's fault!
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #393 on: May 11, 2023, 08:27:50 PM »
Chicago Bears Schedule 2023
1   Sun, 9/10   
vsGB
3:25 PM   
FOX

2   Sun, 9/17   
@TB
12:00 PM   
FOX

3   Sun, 9/24   
@KC
3:25 PM   
FOX

4   Sun, 10/1   
vsDEN
12:00 PM   
CBS

5   Thu, 10/5   
@WSH
7:15 PM   
PRIME VIDEO

6   Sun, 10/15   
vsMIN
12:00 PM   
FOX

7   Sun, 10/22   
vsLV
12:00 PM   
FOX

8   Sun, 10/29   
@LAC
7:20 PM   
NBC

9   Sun, 11/5   
@NO
12:00 PM   
CBS

10   Thu, 11/9   
vsCAR
7:15 PM   
PRIME VIDEO

11   Sun, 11/19   
@DET
12:00 PM   
FOX

12   Mon, 11/27   
@MIN
7:15 PM   

13   BYE WEEK

14   Sun, 12/10   
vsDET
12:00 PM   
FOX

15   Sun, 12/17   
@CLE
TBD

16   Sun, 12/24   
vsARI
3:25 PM   
FOX

17   Sun, 12/31   
vsATL
12:00 PM   
CBS

18   Sun, 1/7   
@GB
TBD

14-3 and a Super Bowl, baby!
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #394 on: May 11, 2023, 10:29:37 PM »
Official winner of the HQ Tallest Midget award. Thanks, Jobu!

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #395 on: May 12, 2023, 05:44:46 AM »
Have to say, I’m happy with my decision to just wait for the schedule to come out, rather than try to guess where and what time they are playing…

The optimist in me says 10-7 (largely due to favorable schedule). The realist in me says 8-9 would be a reasonable level of improvement.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #396 on: May 12, 2023, 05:46:47 AM »


A for effort and creativity. B to B- for execution.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #397 on: May 12, 2023, 05:48:11 AM »
Raise of hands whose been to Mr. Beef!

Big fan of The Green Door Tavern right next door. Green Door is one of my favorite winter time bars in Chicago.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #398 on: May 12, 2023, 08:03:54 AM »
Mr Beef > Al’s
Poster Boy for White Male Indifference

AOTC on basically everything measurable

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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #399 on: May 12, 2023, 09:09:43 AM »
Mr Beef > Al’s

Only thing I hate about Mr. Beef, no gyros.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #400 on: May 12, 2023, 11:35:45 AM »
Hey guys, I’m sharing this tweet. Therefore it is a full-throated endorsement! Enjoy!

https://twitter.com/pschrags/status/1656781784007180288?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #401 on: May 12, 2023, 11:42:19 AM »
Saw this posted on Twitter. Had to share. Made me laugh. Brought back good HQ memories.

https://twitter.com/nflsanalyst/status/1656830365548306433?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #402 on: May 12, 2023, 12:16:44 PM »
I’m sharing this, so it’s obviously a full-throated endorsement! They’ve got GB winning the division. Hmmmm…

https://www.si.com/nfl/2023/05/12/2023-nfl-schedule-release-nfc-record-predictions
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #403 on: May 12, 2023, 12:20:22 PM »
The SI article says the Bears “have a tough schedule?” I don’t see how it could be much easier. Only two obvious playoff teams unless I missed something. I’ll look it over again.
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Re: 2023 Chicago Bears thread (new)
« Reply #404 on: May 12, 2023, 12:23:48 PM »
The SI article says the Bears “have a tough schedule?” I don’t see how it could be much easier. Only two obvious playoff teams unless I missed something. I’ll look it over again.

Yeah definitely read the article first! And just know nothing has actually happened yet. No games are ACTUALLY won or lost and it’s JUST predictions. Otherwise Robb is gonna come out of his grave and accuse you of disinformation again. Keep up the good work. The few previous posts have good disclaimers on them. Good job, buddy! I’m proud of you and the strides you continue to make!
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