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The PGA Tour/Golf thread

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #105 on: April 07, 2023, 12:37:12 PM »
Oh no’s they Saudi govt funds it?  Good.  They are the only Arabs we can trust.

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #106 on: April 07, 2023, 12:45:37 PM »
Just as I pimp Jason Day he goes double bogey, bogey. Yikes.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #107 on: April 07, 2023, 01:08:07 PM »
Winning absolutely matters.  They are playing for more money at Liv events than PGA events.

But maybe you mean the sign on bonus to play there?

And how is that different than any other professional sports league. It’s like saying Steph Curry doesn’t care about winning bc his salary is the same whether he wins the NBA Finals or doesn’t even make the playoffs.  At least for LIV they are competing for more money on top of their sign up dollars. 

Once PGA banned LIV players from their tourney, i been supporting LIV forever.

Oh no’s they Saudi govt funds it?  Good.  They are the only Arabs we can trust.

Did they ever clear up whether their “winnings” get taken from their signing bonuses? Wonder where all that blood money came from?
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #108 on: April 07, 2023, 01:09:16 PM »
Wow, a LIV player is shredding the course and in 1st, and an amateur is in 2nd. Like it or not, the story lines are compelling.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #109 on: April 07, 2023, 01:13:32 PM »
And Phil Mickelson’s emaciated and crusty skeleton is T11
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #110 on: April 07, 2023, 01:15:06 PM »
Day goes +4 on the last 4 holes of his round SMH
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #111 on: April 07, 2023, 01:28:28 PM »
Really surprised Scheffler took a step back today. 7th worst putting round of his career yesterday and it was still good for like top 5. Golf is such a difficult game to predict.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #112 on: April 07, 2023, 01:34:35 PM »
Ouch.

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #113 on: April 07, 2023, 01:37:29 PM »
Fuck Rory, he’s a little bitch.
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #114 on: April 07, 2023, 01:50:50 PM »
This Masters is bizarre in like 40 different ways. Can’t even begin to list them all. Sepp Straka goes birdie, birdie, birdie to get into the mix and finishes bogey, bogey, bogey. Scheffler shits the bed. Fred Couples is a par machine. Rory is playing like an amateur on day 2, and an amateur is in 2nd place while a guy who hasn’t played actual competitive golf in 8 months is lapping the field.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #115 on: April 07, 2023, 01:52:39 PM »
Is Tiger old enough for the Senior tour yet?  I think he belongs there.  Don’t see him ever being competitive on the PGA Tour

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« Reply #116 on: April 07, 2023, 01:53:14 PM »
I’m extremely impressed with that Bennett kid. I think they said you have to go clear back to 1958 to see what he’s doing. Wow!
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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #117 on: April 07, 2023, 01:56:47 PM »
This Masters is bizarre in like 40 different ways. Can’t even begin to list them all. Sepp Straka goes birdie, birdie, birdie to get into the mix and finishes bogey, bogey, bogey. Scheffler shits the bed. Fred Couples is a par machine. Rory is playing like an amateur on day 2, and an amateur is in 2nd place while a guy who hasn’t played actual competitive golf in 8 months is lapping the field.

I thought Couples may be the oldest player to make the cut but Langer has him beat

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #118 on: April 07, 2023, 01:58:45 PM »
Couples bogeys 13. Bad memories at that hole. His 6 iron into Rae’s Creek in ‘98 is probably my worst memory as a Fred Couples/golf fan. He should have won his 2nd green jacket that year.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: The PGA Tour/Golf thread
« Reply #119 on: April 07, 2023, 02:02:08 PM »
Looks like Langher would still have him beat by about a month and a half  if Fred doesn’t melt down.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.