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« Reply #90 on: January 04, 2023, 10:28:15 PM »
Pathetic. Having Northwestern chanting “little brother” at us. Embarrassing.
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« Reply #91 on: January 04, 2023, 10:28:50 PM »
So happy to hear Bruce Weber laughing after this one.
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« Reply #92 on: January 04, 2023, 10:29:36 PM »
I knew LKDog would leave.  I will be taking victory laps all over his putrid takes.

I am the only Illini insider on the internet.

Everyone does enjoy your sweaty videos, Squeaky.
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« Reply #93 on: January 04, 2023, 10:30:56 PM »
Yes, it is the refs' fault Illinois has no offense and turnsover the ball.

Their inconsistency is frustrating, and Hawkins fucking sucks and needs to see more bench
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« Reply #94 on: January 04, 2023, 10:31:33 PM »
So happy to hear Bruce Weber laughing after this one.

Icing on the cake? 🤮 😭
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« Reply #95 on: January 04, 2023, 10:33:03 PM »
Their inconsistency is frustrating, and Hawkins fucking sucks and needs to see more bench

Yeah he’s a turnover machine. He plays like a baby deer or giraffe learning how to walk. His mind is going too fast for his body and vice versa. It’s awkward and hard to watch.
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« Reply #96 on: January 04, 2023, 10:33:37 PM »
Their inconsistency is frustrating, and Hawkins fucking sucks and needs to see more bench

To the contrary, the problem is that they have been consistent since beating Texas. Consistently bad.
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« Reply #97 on: January 04, 2023, 10:34:34 PM »
I officially request we change this board to a women's team only board.

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« Reply #98 on: January 04, 2023, 10:36:35 PM »
Their inconsistency is frustrating, and Hawkins fucking sucks and needs to see more bench

It's almost like running offense through a turnover machine who's afraid to shoot is never a good idea.
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« Reply #99 on: January 04, 2023, 10:39:57 PM »
To the contrary, the problem is that they have been consistent since beating Texas. Consistently bad.

Yeah the upper classmen have been extremely disappointing, gotta bring it every night and they haven't
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« Reply #101 on: January 04, 2023, 10:46:17 PM »
Its clear Skyy Clark can't defend anyone, and Underwood hates having to play him.

Ty Rodgers is an undersized 4 that has no place on the team

Mayer is a 1 on 1 ball hog that nobody likes playing with.

Shannon has basically 2 moves.  The hard drive with his left hand, and the rainbow 3.  That's it. And if the 3 isn't falling, he's nothing.

Hawkins is an indecisive turnover machine playing way too far from the basket.

Harris/Epps/Dainja appear to be doing as well as can be expected.
Melendez is counting the days till he hits the portal and get on a team that plays team ball.

All in all, its a shitty team, with mediocre individual talent, ,and non-existent coaching.  Like a bad AAU team.

And look at the roster next year.  Probably not getting better given how bad Underwood is at working in 1 and dones.

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« Reply #102 on: January 04, 2023, 10:48:57 PM »
Underachiever blaming the kids for fouling. Says the D is actually great!!! Unbelievable.
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« Reply #103 on: January 04, 2023, 10:49:28 PM »
Now says not driving enough to the basket to get Free Shots.
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« Reply #104 on: January 04, 2023, 10:50:02 PM »
Alleges they are not running the offense...
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