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Let’s get #1 pick gamethread

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Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« on: January 03, 2023, 04:36:03 PM »
Eberflus’ refusal to commit to starting Fields bodes well for the chance that they will sit him.
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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2023, 04:37:32 PM »
It’d be awesome if the Bears had to play the Texans for that 1st pick.
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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2023, 05:23:26 PM »
It’d be awesome if the Bears had to play the Texans for that 1st pick.

Haha, it would. Wish they’d lost that game by a FG instead of winning it by a FG.
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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2023, 05:24:18 PM »
If we had been fortunate enough to play them on the road, could have been different.
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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2023, 12:38:26 PM »
Peterman starting per the ESPN alert. Must want to preserve Fields' trade value as we know he needs "live experiences."
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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2023, 12:39:46 PM »
This is FANTASTIC news! Go Lovie! Get that big win on Sunday, Texans!
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2023, 12:45:01 PM »
Peterman starting per the ESPN alert. Must want to preserve Fields' trade value as we know he needs "live experiences."

Let’s not invite PAMan and Jake to the same dinner party. Lol

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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2023, 01:02:16 PM »
I would love to sit next to a Jake Smashhh at a dinner party.
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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2023, 01:28:20 PM »
No doubt you would!
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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2023, 01:34:34 PM »
Wouldn’t it be so Bears for Nathan Peterman to go out there and beat the Vikings.
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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2023, 01:34:51 PM »
Officially a Do Not Watch at this point. Might as well set the Vikings' "win probability" at 100 percent right now.

BTW, another dumb part of "win probability" is they often -- or even always -- set it at 50 percent for both teams at the start of the game. That makes no sense. But then, the entire "stat" makes no sense.
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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2023, 01:35:18 PM »
And so Vikings.
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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2023, 01:35:48 PM »
Officially a Do Not Watch at this point. Might as well set the Vikings' "win probability" at 100 percent right now.

BTW, another dumb part of "win probability" is they often -- or even always -- set it at 50 percent for both teams at the start of the game. That makes no sense. But then, the entire "stat" makes no sense.

Lol
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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2023, 01:49:02 PM »
I would like to see him get the record and still lose, but meh. Take him out after he gets it.
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Re: Let’s get #1 pick gamethread
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2023, 02:20:31 PM »
Eberflus’ explanation of why Fields is ruled out was pretty funny. Reminiscent of an 8 year old trying to explain why the cookies are missing.
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