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Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread

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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #555 on: August 06, 2023, 09:35:16 AM »
Just watched it. Kind of a lucky lottery punch (Ramirez was barely even looking while being half-ass restrained). Hopefully Tim Anderson isn’t remembered for this as Ventura is remembered for getting noogies from Nolan Ryan.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #556 on: August 06, 2023, 10:04:32 AM »
Just watched it. Kind of a lucky lottery punch (Ramirez was barely even looking while being half-ass restrained). Hopefully Tim Anderson isn’t remembered for this as Ventura is remembered for getting noogies from Nolan Ryan.

He's going to be remembered for comparing himself to Jackie Robinson. I must have missed the part where Jackie Robinson knocked up a side piece, hit 230, and then got TKO'd on the diamond after offering to fight.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #557 on: August 06, 2023, 10:05:00 AM »
No Anderson or Eloy in the lineup. Eloy's pulled painted toenails must be bothering him.

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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #558 on: August 06, 2023, 01:58:25 PM »
Jose Ramirez won the battle.

The Sox won the war with an 8-5 season series win over the Guardians.

Imagine losing that many games to this trash team when you're trying to contend for a playoff spot.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #559 on: August 06, 2023, 04:45:06 PM »
No Anderson or Eloy in the lineup. Eloy's pulled painted toenails must be bothering him.

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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #560 on: August 06, 2023, 05:01:38 PM »
A bitch getting older, ain't it.

Sucks balls.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #561 on: August 06, 2023, 05:02:25 PM »
But it is a privilege denied to many, so I guess we should be thankful.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #562 on: August 06, 2023, 06:24:21 PM »
A bitch getting older, ain't it.

Yes, yes it is.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #563 on: August 13, 2023, 05:29:12 PM »
Jake Burger hit a walk off single to cap off a huge Marlins 9th inning come back today.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #564 on: August 13, 2023, 05:43:13 PM »
Jake Burger hit a walk off single to cap off a huge Marlins 9th inning come back today.

Good double fucking of the Cub today by The Pale Hose.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #565 on: August 15, 2023, 09:56:31 PM »
Big victory. Need another to keep the vaunted BP Crosstown Cup!
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #566 on: August 16, 2023, 08:45:53 AM »
Big victory. Need another to keep the vaunted BP Crosstown Cup!
Sure hope the Sox beat those skunks again.

Enjoy the new avatar. Hope it's a precursor of a future for Tramp.

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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #567 on: August 16, 2023, 12:12:56 PM »
Sure hope the Sox beat those skunks again.

Enjoy the new avatar. Hope it's a precursor of a future for Tramp.

I hope we can put both on the board....yes!
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #568 on: August 16, 2023, 09:36:16 PM »
Another Pedro Shithead special.  Nick Madrigal has more homers this year than Tim Anderson.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #569 on: August 18, 2023, 10:27:55 PM »
Looks like Kopech isn't it.
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