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Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread

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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #105 on: March 21, 2023, 05:37:53 AM »
Allegedly just a cramp. Vaughn with a back and Moncada with ribs though.
I had all of those yesterday.
Still hiding behind innuendo and practicing the art of omission.

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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #106 on: March 21, 2023, 09:45:46 PM »
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #107 on: March 21, 2023, 09:46:30 PM »
Ohtahni vs Trout for final out was awesome drama, though.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #108 on: March 21, 2023, 10:15:13 PM »
Why the hell did Derosa pinch hit for Tim Anderson? Crazy.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #110 on: March 22, 2023, 09:02:21 AM »
https://twitter.com/jabsmusic/status/1638273156841459712?s=46&t=05HrG8dHonbWgeb4jtVing

This was pretty solid.

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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #111 on: March 26, 2023, 03:38:36 PM »
My eyes have to be deceiving me. The Sox are finally getting rid of Leury???

Tony La Russa must be heartbroken in whatever vehicle he's drunkenly driving at the moment.

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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #112 on: March 26, 2023, 03:47:16 PM »
My eyes have to be deceiving me. The Sox are finally getting rid of Leury???

Tony La Russa must be heartbroken in whatever vehicle he's drunkenly driving at the moment.

He's not on the opening day roster. Thankfully. I have a feeling that he is like syphilis and will never be completely gone though.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #113 on: March 30, 2023, 02:05:22 PM »
My eyes have to be deceiving me. The Sox are finally getting rid of Leury???

Leury has been released! One of our long southside nightmares is ovah!
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #114 on: March 30, 2023, 02:06:08 PM »
Leury has been released! One of our long southside nightmares is ovah!
That news is like 3 days old.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #115 on: March 30, 2023, 02:07:12 PM »
Somewhere, Tony LaRussa mourns the loss of Leury Garcia over a bottle of booze.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #116 on: March 30, 2023, 02:09:18 PM »
He was officially released today.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #117 on: March 30, 2023, 02:11:19 PM »
That news is like 3 days old.

Uh, no, the news 3 days ago was that he was not making the opening day roster. Now he is being outrighted and not assigned to the minors (which he probably could refuse). He does have 2 years left on his guaranteed contract. So the fucker is getting paid. Rare for the Pale Hose to eat money like this.

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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #118 on: March 30, 2023, 02:11:32 PM »
He was officially released today.

Exactly.
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Re: Karen's 2023 Pale Hose Thread
« Reply #119 on: March 30, 2023, 06:41:32 PM »
Dealin’ Cease with 5 Ks in 2 innings.
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