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Reacher

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Shit your dad said:
« on: November 28, 2022, 01:46:40 PM »
On Wild Turkey (the whiskey): “Son, that shit’ll make you take back shit you didn’t even steal.”

On poker machines: “Don’t ever fuck with anything that backs it’s ass up against the wall and takes on the world.”

“I should’ve jacked you off behind the barn.”

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“All that beauty and me with just two good eyes.”

“You’re my hero.”
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Shit your dad said:
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2022, 01:50:50 PM »
On John Wayne: “Baddest motherfucker to ever shit between a pair of shoes.”
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Shit your dad said:
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2022, 02:37:01 PM »
'That's a lot of malarkey."
« Last Edit: November 28, 2022, 02:39:30 PM by illiniray »
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Re: Shit your dad said:
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2022, 02:37:53 PM »
Is it 2010 or something?
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Re: Shit your dad said:
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2022, 03:25:22 PM »
"Who do you think you are?"
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“Taking a trip? Where to?”  -“Wherever I end up, I guess. -“Man, I wish I was you." -Well, hang in there.”
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Re: Shit your dad said:
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2022, 09:25:18 PM »
“Goddammit, Matt”
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