Tempo showing up for a ride, phone in hand:
Pulls over. "Tempo?"
Yeah, hop in. Hey, can you believe this mother fucker? Look at this.
Look at what?
This mother fucker right here. I've made over 34,000 posts on this site, can you believe that shit? This Jobu mother fucker is talking about cooking ribs in a fucking crock pot. And he's talking shit about Justin Fields.
Hmm. Ok. Hey, can we get to the airport?
Yeah, wait a minute. I need to own this mother fucker. Watch this...
Hmm. I think I'm gonna hop out *cancel ride*
Oh, you canceled. Well, have a good day, asshole.