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Hey Tempo, #24 Illini tackle football game against The Gophs, Sat, 10/15!

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Re: Hey Tempo, #24 Illini tackle football game against The Gophs, Sat, 10/15!
« Reply #105 on: October 17, 2022, 10:57:54 AM »
Wait a minute.

"waiting an hour to get a warm beer" - are they selling beer at the games?

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Re: Hey Tempo, #24 Illini tackle football game against The Gophs, Sat, 10/15!
« Reply #106 on: October 17, 2022, 11:01:23 AM »
From 10/5, before the xxxx promo. Just sayin .....



I will agree with PMan on that though. I was on here bitching as well that the cheapest tickets were $75 and they were gouging the shit out of them.

That said, the last two weeks promotions based on their rankings has been genius and made a big difference. I think they learned from that Iowa disaster of trying to fuck over people.
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Re: Hey Tempo, #24 Illini tackle football game against The Gophs, Sat, 10/15!
« Reply #107 on: October 17, 2022, 11:14:05 AM »
Yes
Nice!

 I remember being very confused when I went to my first game at UIUC in 1986 (a shellacking by Nebraska).
Colorado had always had beer sales, and it was 3.2 beer which was legal for 18 year olds, so as a high school student I was buying beer at CU football games in late November.

In the 90's I was living in Boulder and a fraternity brother from UIUC who grew up in Madison came out to Boulder with his buddies who played at Wisconsin (huge dudes). Right before we left for the game they started slamming beers to get a buzz to last the game, I was happy to inform them they could get a beer inside.

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Re: Hey Tempo, #24 Illini tackle football game against The Gophs, Sat, 10/15!
« Reply #108 on: October 17, 2022, 11:17:45 AM »

That said, the last two weeks promotions based on their rankings has been genius and made a big difference. I think they learned from that Iowa disaster of trying to fuck over people.
Nah. Give the credit where credit is due.
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Re: Hey Tempo, #24 Illini tackle football game against The Gophs, Sat, 10/15!
« Reply #109 on: October 17, 2022, 11:37:25 AM »
Nah. Give the credit where credit is due.
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Re: Hey Tempo, #24 Illini tackle football game against The Gophs, Sat, 10/15!
« Reply #110 on: October 17, 2022, 12:58:05 PM »
Nah. Give the credit where credit is due.
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Maybe it was the PAMan's diatribe, or Smitty saying it's not rocket science, or .....



They took the dresses off, and put the big boy pants on.

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Re: Hey Tempo, #24 Illini tackle football game against The Gophs, Sat, 10/15!
« Reply #111 on: October 17, 2022, 12:58:32 PM »
Nice!

 I remember being very confused when I went to my first game at UIUC in 1986 (a shellacking by Nebraska).
Colorado had always had beer sales, and it was 3.2 beer which was legal for 18 year olds, so as a high school student I was buying beer at CU football games in late November.

In the 90's I was living in Boulder and a fraternity brother from UIUC who grew up in Madison came out to Boulder with his buddies who played at Wisconsin (huge dudes). Right before we left for the game they started slamming beers to get a buzz to last the game, I was happy to inform them they could get a beer inside.

Better get in line now for those beers.
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Re: Hey Tempo, #24 Illini tackle football game against The Gophs, Sat, 10/15!
« Reply #113 on: October 18, 2022, 11:23:52 AM »
Somehow, Chase Brown still not even on the board in Heisman odds.

https://www.vegasinsider.com/college-football/odds/heisman-trophy/
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo, #24 Illini tackle football game against The Gophs, Sat, 10/15!
« Reply #114 on: October 18, 2022, 12:40:31 PM »
Somehow, Chase Brown still not even on the board in Heisman odds.

https://www.vegasinsider.com/college-football/odds/heisman-trophy/

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