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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #495 on: October 09, 2022, 12:51:27 PM »
Mini Justin Jefferson: 73

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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #496 on: October 09, 2022, 12:51:57 PM »
Feels like the wheels are coming off of the H.I.T.S. Principle bus.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #497 on: October 09, 2022, 12:52:44 PM »
Mitch did all he could, but the receiver was a half step too fast and the ball was thrown behind him.

Ahh yes. Never Mitch Fields' fault
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #498 on: October 09, 2022, 12:53:16 PM »
Mini Justin Jefferson: 73

Da Bear: 6

I thought you didn't watch the Bear?
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #499 on: October 09, 2022, 12:54:22 PM »
The future Hall of Famer needs to showcase his game if the Bear wants to win this.

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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #500 on: October 09, 2022, 12:55:52 PM »
The future Hall of Famer needs to showcase his game if the Bear wants to win this.

Very disappointed we didn't get the fish wrap analysis of this game from you
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #501 on: October 09, 2022, 12:56:07 PM »
Unless I missed it....
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #502 on: October 09, 2022, 12:57:24 PM »
If you're gonna put a whooping on my favorite football team, can you at least throw it to Jefferson in the end zone? The receptions, yards and 23 yard pass completion are all nice though.
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #503 on: October 09, 2022, 12:59:06 PM »
Surprised not to see Sidney Brown hit a sliding QB there. ....
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #504 on: October 09, 2022, 12:59:15 PM »
The gap between Hackett and Eberflus seems to be narrowing.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #505 on: October 09, 2022, 01:00:24 PM »
If you're gonna put a whooping on my favorite football team, can you at least throw it to Jefferson in the end zone? The receptions, yards and 23 yard pass completion are all nice though.

I am taking a drink every time Jefferson is thrown to and when Fields sucks. I'm going to be drunk soon.
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #506 on: October 09, 2022, 01:00:50 PM »
The gap between Hackett and Eberflus seems to be narrowing.

Yes, yes it is.
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #507 on: October 09, 2022, 01:01:05 PM »
Very disappointed we didn't get the fish wrap analysis of this game from you
I didn't read much of the fishwrap pre-game, other than the part about Mitch holding onto the ball longer than anybody else.

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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #508 on: October 09, 2022, 01:01:56 PM »
If Pettis was only 2 inches taller.

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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #509 on: October 09, 2022, 01:04:47 PM »
The gap between Hackett and Eberflus seems to be narrowing.
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