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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #105 on: September 18, 2022, 08:50:31 PM »
Doesn't play an impact LB position.

Can’t force a fumble now and then?
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #106 on: September 18, 2022, 09:01:28 PM »
Roll him the fuck out. He gets sacked and pressured every time he drops back.
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #107 on: September 18, 2022, 09:02:52 PM »
Roll him the fuck out. He gets sacked and pressured every time he drops back.

No shit.  Why aren't they doing this?
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #108 on: September 18, 2022, 09:04:19 PM »
Think Ryan and Matt fooled us with plastic surgery?
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #109 on: September 18, 2022, 09:06:21 PM »
Way to run him out of bounds 36 yards later, Roquan.
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #110 on: September 18, 2022, 09:06:55 PM »
Maybe the Packer is better than the Trey Lance 49er
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #111 on: September 18, 2022, 09:07:07 PM »
Fucking tackling is horrendous!
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #112 on: September 18, 2022, 09:07:27 PM »
Ok, I’m getting behind the idea of a blowout. Fuck the Lovie Smith play it close ball and let’s see if we have any playmakers.
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #113 on: September 18, 2022, 09:12:20 PM »
This is supposed to be a lost/rebuilding season anyways, so fucking air it out and see what you’ve got for next year and the future.
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #114 on: September 18, 2022, 09:14:04 PM »
I get that the run game worked the last few plays, but it’s not a law you have to run on 1st.
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #115 on: September 18, 2022, 09:15:47 PM »
This is supposed to be a lost/rebuilding season anyways, so fucking air it out and see what you’ve got for next year and the future.

Agreed.
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #116 on: September 18, 2022, 09:16:27 PM »
So apparently one thing hasn’t changed. The Bears love the shotgun.
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #117 on: September 18, 2022, 09:17:00 PM »
Agreed.

It isn't college football. This is more of the same crap.
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #118 on: September 18, 2022, 09:20:30 PM »
Bears looking a little more lively. Still need several big plays to have a chance, though.
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Re: 2023 Bears
« Reply #119 on: September 18, 2022, 09:21:30 PM »
Is Mooney hurt or something? Two targets in two games.
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