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2022 Illini Pigskin preview

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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2022, 08:22:30 AM »
For the football fans, the Illini fb spring game is on BTN at 6:30

Or at Memorial Stadium if you’re interested in going. It’s free.
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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2022, 10:22:43 AM »
Or at Memorial Stadium if you’re interested in going. It’s free.

Wasn't the game last weekend?
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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2022, 10:26:13 AM »

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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2022, 10:40:26 AM »


Hmm. Was there some thing last weekend at Memorial Stadium? I thought I saw JeffFrank post some pictures getting autographs and stuff.

Chump Edit: It looks like he went to an open scrimmage where there was a signing session afterwards.
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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2022, 06:32:32 PM »
They just showed PSU game highlights.
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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2022, 06:33:34 PM »
Anybody at the scrimmage?
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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2022, 10:13:34 AM »
4 weeks until the Fighting Illini battle the cowboys from Wyoming.
3pm on BTN

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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2022, 08:48:38 PM »
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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2022, 08:50:36 PM »
Does this team have an offensive line?
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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2022, 09:58:27 PM »
Does this team have an offensive line?
We've got the 3 Ps coming back with starter experience, Palczewski, Pearl and Pihlstrom. Barlev played a little last year. After that, it looks to be a work in progress.

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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2022, 07:57:05 AM »
We've got the 3 Ps coming back with starter experience, Palczewski, Pearl and Pihlstrom. Barlev played a little last year. After that, it looks to be a work in progress.

So short answer is "no." Next question: do we have a D Line?
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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2022, 09:28:22 AM »
So short answer is "no." Next question: do we have a D Line?
Oh, ye of little faith.
It's a change to an up tempo offense under Lunney that may help mask shortcomings.

Randolph, Avery, Woods and Newton are back. And Walters did a good job turning around the d last year. Hart is back at lb after playing well and then an injury last year, and Barnes is back at lb.
Brown, Witherspoon and Martin return in the backfield.

We've got a lot of youngsters and we better score some tds because special teams probably won't be what we're used to.

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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2022, 12:17:15 PM »
Oh, ye of little faith.
It's a change to an up tempo offense under Lunney that may help mask shortcomings.

Randolph, Avery, Woods and Newton are back. And Walters did a good job turning around the d last year. Hart is back at lb after playing well and then an injury last year, and Barnes is back at lb.
Brown, Witherspoon and Martin return in the backfield.

We've got a lot of youngsters and we better score some tds because special teams probably won't be what we're used to.

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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2022, 12:47:16 PM »
I feel like we lost quite a bit and didn’t really add much instant impact talent. See a lot of people thinking 6-7 wins. Would be nice but not feeling very confident at all regarding this squad.
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Re: 2022 Illini Pigskin preview
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2022, 01:46:48 PM »
Oh, we're gonna go that way, eh ?

5-7 may be overly optimistic.
4-8 is reasonable.
3-9 is a possibilty.
We'll see what Lunney does with a lack of skill players on offense, and we better come up with some semblance of a run game. An up tempo offense may be a disaster if it's a lot of 3 and outs.
The d has it's job cut out.