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Shit your dad said:
« on: November 28, 2022, 01:46:40 PM »
On Wild Turkey (the whiskey): “Son, that shit’ll make you take back shit you didn’t even steal.”

On poker machines: “Don’t ever fuck with anything that backs it’s ass up against the wall and takes on the world.”

“I should’ve jacked you off behind the barn.”

“Can’t hit if you don’t shoot.”

“All that beauty and me with just two good eyes.”

“You’re my hero.”
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Re: Shit your dad said:
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2022, 01:50:50 PM »
On John Wayne: “Baddest motherfucker to ever shit between a pair of shoes.”
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Re: Shit your dad said:
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2022, 02:37:01 PM »
'That's a lot of malarkey."
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Re: Shit your dad said:
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2022, 02:37:53 PM »
Is it 2010 or something?
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Re: Shit your dad said:
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2022, 03:25:22 PM »
"Who do you think you are?"
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Re: Shit your dad said:
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2022, 09:25:18 PM »
“Goddammit, Matt”
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