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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2022, 02:54:56 PM »
Except they are adding more "water only" concession stands. Nothing about increasing the chances you can get a cold one or even a cold hot dog.

What's a dog cost at a game? Stand in line and pay too much for an inferior product? Why?
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2022, 02:57:45 PM »
What's a dog cost at a game? Stand in line and pay too much for an inferior product? Why?

Because people bring kids to the game and they get hungry?
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2022, 03:37:21 PM »
Because people bring kids to the game and they get hungry?

Eat before the game. Smuggle in a bag of Cheetos.
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2022, 03:41:10 PM »
Eat before the game. Smuggle in a bag of Cheetos.

Not everyone plans as much as you do. A lot of people are like IlliniGolf.
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2022, 04:57:08 PM »
What's a dog cost at a game? Stand in line and pay too much for an inferior product? Why?

Speaking only for myself, I rarely buy concessions at a sporting event, because the cost is ridiculous. With that being said, if the event has concessions, and are willing to charge a nominal fee, they should be able to deliver them, no? I mean, it seems to me that the more they can move, the more money they can make. Seems like basic microeconomics, if you will.

After hearing about the shitshow that was week 0, I won’t be going to a game this year. I usually try to make one, but I don’t need the bullshit. It’s not worth it. If they can’t handle a 2/3 full stadium, no point in fucking with it.
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2022, 04:57:51 PM »
Eat before the game. Smuggle in a bag of Cheetos.

Yeah, good luck with that. What if you get caught?!
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2022, 05:13:05 PM »
Yeah, good luck with that. What if you get caught?!

Jail time for sure if you’re MAGA!! Serious threat to the DIA and university and they don’t take that shit lightly! Next thing ya know there will be cancellation of games for sure.
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2022, 06:45:36 PM »
Jail time for sure if you’re MAGA!! Serious threat to the DIA and university and they don’t take that shit lightly! Next thing ya know there will be cancellation of games for sure.

Come on, man.
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2022, 06:49:50 PM »
Seriously. Does every fucking thing have to be political? Can we have one fucking thread on here that doesn’t have that bullshit?

Jesus Christ. Come on. Be better, you fucking assholes.
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2022, 08:58:48 PM »
Can we have one fucking thread on here that doesn’t have that bullshit?

I'm guessing the answer is "No.'
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2022, 08:26:50 AM »
Ok, since I derailed this thread in the 1st place, figured it was time to get it back on track.

Tempo, as you are the gold standard for the suburban Illini fan (since you never know when the games are being played), what would it take for you to bring the family to an Illini football game?
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2022, 12:36:13 PM »
Got an email asking about my game day experience suggestions. Going to take my time responding. Will consider Cesspool suggestions  to include in response...
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2022, 12:52:34 PM »
I wasn’t there so I don’t have much feedback other than to get a better backup QB
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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2022, 12:54:45 PM »
I wasn’t there so I don’t have much feedback other than to get a better backup QB

I figured playcalling and clock management was off the table for this purpose.

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Re: Update the atmosphere
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2022, 12:55:14 PM »
I did get the dudes sitting behind me thinking about it and agreeing....
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