Oh, and of course instant karma just hit for me being a message board jackass, as ThePassiveWoman's phone just went blank, but you can hear all the sounds of emails and texts and calls. So now she wants me to drop everything and go buy everyone new phones. Mine still works fine, despite being over 5 years old (and being completely paid off), but that is not going to work with her like it does with the kids (Maybe actually use your Otter Box phone cover next time, doofus?). Those reduced cell phone bills were really nice while they lasted.
Maybe I will go to 7-11 and buy their lousy phone packages for them....