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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2021, 05:54:28 PM »
Merry Christmas
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2021, 09:28:33 PM »
seasoned greetings and happy holy daze
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2021, 09:35:27 PM »
I've been saying Merry Christmas for days and I'd say about 20% of the cohort of recipients refuse to say it and instead only say Happy Holidays.

So fucking woke. GMAFB. You can say Merry Christmas.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2021, 11:02:26 PM »
mighty white of you
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2021, 11:43:23 PM »
Quote from: Beach Bum on December 24, 2021, 09:35:27 PM
I've been saying Merry Christmas for days and I'd say about 20% of the cohort of recipients refuse to say it and instead only say Happy Holidays.

So fucking woke. GMAFB. You can say Merry Christmas.
They're Jews, brah.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2021, 12:23:16 AM »
Quote from: fucking on December 24, 2021, 11:43:23 PM
They're Jews, brah.

jews are only 2% of the population
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2021, 12:28:37 AM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on December 25, 2021, 12:23:16 AM
jews are only 2% of the population

I always thought they were the 1% 🤔
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2021, 10:22:32 AM »
Happy Holidays (holy days) and Seasons Greetings 2021/22, expressed in solar calendar dates:

Thanksgiving 11/25/21
Bodhi Day (lunar) 12/08/21
Hanukkah / Chanukah 11/28/21 - 12/6/21
Winter Solstice 12/21/21
Festivus 12/23/21
Christmas 12/25/21
Kwanzaa 12/26/21
New Year's Day (solar) 1/1/22
Bodhi Day (lunar) 1/10/22
Chinese New Year 2/1/22
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2021, 10:49:18 AM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on December 25, 2021, 12:23:16 AM
jews are only 2% of the population

35% are not Christian. Most of those, almost 75%, or 26%, are religiously unaffiliated. That's probably the more educated part of the population.

A secular season's greetings makes logical sense for those who want to be respectful and inclusive.

 Why get one's feelings hurt if someone wishes one a happy holiday of one's choice?

Or Merry Krismas is fine too. Santa Claus, elves, magic reindeer, fir trees, German pyramids ...

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2021, 12:34:27 PM »
Merry Christmas, you donkey boners. Happy Holidays, too.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2021, 12:53:08 PM »
Is your greeting directed at people who fuck asses, or people who are donkey dicks?
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2021, 02:14:47 PM »
I read it as donkey dicks
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2021, 02:37:42 PM »
So it's a kind of Rorschach test?
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2021, 03:42:52 PM »
Definitely donkey dicks
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2021, 12:59:57 PM »
I think you're all lovable motherfuckers and bastards as well if it helps the interpretation.
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