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Bret Bielema is Trash

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #795 on: Today at 10:38:54 AM »
I’ve spent pages mocking the idea that Illinois (we? We’re?) “30th.”

And I’m mostly busting your balls, but since you are humorless, you take it seriously.
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« Reply #796 on: Today at 10:41:25 AM »
Talk about misinterpretating what someone said. Where did I say or even hint that I didn’t want votes? I’ll hang up and listen.
We got votes and you're not happy about it.
Maybe just hang up.
Still hiding behind innuendo and practicing the art of omission.

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« Reply #797 on: Today at 10:43:52 AM »
We got votes and you're not happy about it.
Maybe just hang up.

Great, speaking for me is PAMan’s job, not yours!
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« Reply #798 on: Today at 10:48:27 AM »
I’ve spent pages mocking the idea that Illinois (we? We’re?) “30th.”

And I’m mostly busting your balls, but since you are humorless, you take it seriously.
30th in poll points.
We may not get another top 25 vote the rest of the season. But recognizing the 13 points in the current poll got your panties in a bunch. Maybe change your panties.
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« Reply #799 on: Today at 10:57:19 AM »
LOLOLOL

He still doesn’t get it.
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« Reply #800 on: Today at 11:22:05 AM »
Keep posting in your Bret Bielema is Trash thread. A few more pages of somebody thinks we're ranked #30 in a top 25 poll should do it.

Better yet, change your panties and get your emotions in check.
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« Reply #801 on: Today at 11:48:32 AM »
LOL

Still doesn’t get it. Sounds like you’re the ones with his “panties in a bunch.” Or did I misquote you?
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #802 on: Today at 11:50:48 AM »
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That's funny
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #803 on: Today at 11:51:16 AM »
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If I’m gonna schedule my life around a mediocre brand of football, it’s going to be Chicago Bears mediocre football.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #804 on: Today at 11:53:41 AM »
That's funny

One of the rare times he’s had a good zinger. I’ll bet he was talking up Bruce Weber all the way up till 2012.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #805 on: Today at 01:38:01 PM »
The guy who:

• calls Trump “stunningly effective”
• thinks evidence Trump is a sexual predator is completely lacking
• is oblivious to Trump’s corruption
• thinks the Iran war is a major success
• anti-vax/Covid denying
•prominent sharer of junk science
• metaphorically fellates billionaires
• thinks Jesus would approve of Trump/Ice/Iran war
• has consistently oversold Illinois’ relevance in sports

is calling me a bad take machine. As you said, can’t make this up and we all have our role to play here! We want you on that wall. We NEED you on that wall! Keep up the good work, Custard!


Every single one of these is either misstated, misrepresented, or a complete straw man. No surprise there.

The last one is the best though, because it’s unarguable that Illinois sports this decade have been vastly elevated compared to what they had been for most of my life outside of brief spurts.

In fact, I went ahead and asked Hal6969 to tell me what the best football and basketball programs of the 2020s have been. Then for the last screenshot I had it add in baseball, golf, women’s basketball, and wrestling.








I can move it to the “Things Custard was Right About” thread if you’d like.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #806 on: Today at 01:42:11 PM »
You were an Illini optimist in the teens when both programs sucked. You eventually got lucky.
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« Reply #807 on: Today at 01:43:26 PM »
You’ve always been a bright-sider when it comes to the Illini. And that’s fine, but admit you have orange colored glasses.
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« Reply #808 on: Today at 01:46:40 PM »
And I’m not saying you’ve always been a complete homer, you haven’t. But you’ve generally found ways to polish turds that were clearly turds.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #809 on: Today at 01:49:23 PM »
I stopped polishing turds when we lost Sherron Collins.
American conservatives in 2026: if you don’t support a chronically lying, racist, misogynistic, shamelessly grifting, morally bankrupt, mentally ill billionaire; you’re not only deranged, but YOU’re the problem…

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