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Bret Bielema is Trash

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #750 on: Today at 05:00:38 PM »
Honestly, I’d love to watch more Illini football, but all I do is work, raise a kid, and try to watch the Bears game. That keeps me quite busy.

I think I can speak for Judge Judy as well when I say I am honored you take the time out to text us!
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« Reply #751 on: Today at 05:02:02 PM »
I think I can speak for Judge Judy as well when I say I am honored you take the time out to text us!

I’m often driving and voice texting.
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« Reply #752 on: Today at 05:02:34 PM »
Coaches’ poll. Illini not assigned a number or ranking.

https://sportsdata.usatoday.com/football/ncaaf/coaches-poll
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« Reply #753 on: Today at 05:05:07 PM »
I’m sure they are for some people.

What do you mean, "some people"?

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« Reply #754 on: Today at 05:05:41 PM »
I’m sure Mn likes them.
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« Reply #755 on: Today at 05:06:22 PM »
Coaches’ poll. Illini not assigned a number or ranking.

https://sportsdata.usatoday.com/football/ncaaf/coaches-poll

They have the number of votes they received. That is a number.

Boom goes the dynamite.
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« Reply #756 on: Today at 05:08:22 PM »
They have the number of votes they received. That is a number.

Boom goes the dynamite.

But it’s not given a number. You’re giving it the number. If they had a number they’d be ranked.
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« Reply #757 on: Today at 05:08:49 PM »
I’m sure Mn likes them.

They all literally alert you in the headers by starting "Hey Tempo!" and including a) who the Illini are playing, b) who is the home team, c) game time in the Central time zone, and d) what channel the game is on.

You do not even read the headers?
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« Reply #758 on: Today at 05:09:44 PM »
But it’s not given a number. You’re giving it the number. If they had a number they’d be ranked.

The number is the total votes received. The teams are listed in order of the most votes received to the least votes received.
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« Reply #759 on: Today at 05:10:03 PM »
That’s why the television won’t have a “30” next to Illinois when they show the score.

Is this where I go “boom?” 💥
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« Reply #760 on: Today at 05:10:55 PM »
The number is the total votes received. The teams are listed in order of the most votes received to the least votes received.

Yes, I get it. I’ve always gotten it. They still aren’t “#30,” they are 5th team in votes also received.
American conservatives in 2026: if you don’t support a chronically lying, racist, misogynistic, shamelessly grifting, morally bankrupt, mentally ill billionaire; you’re not only deranged, but YOU’re the problem…

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« Reply #761 on: Today at 05:12:15 PM »
That’s why the television won’t have a “30” next to Illinois when they show the score.

Is this where I go “boom?” 💥

You will not be watching the game, so no.
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« Reply #762 on: Today at 05:12:29 PM »
If I see “#30” next to Illinois in the box score, I’ll come back and apologize to Mn…
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« Reply #763 on: Today at 05:13:14 PM »
Yes, I get it. I’ve always gotten it. They still aren’t “#30,” they are 5th team in votes also received.

25 + 5 = 30. According to what Big Education taught me.
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« Reply #764 on: Today at 05:13:33 PM »
You will not be watching the game, so no.

I was thinking I’d like to. But I’d also like to put in a lot of hours tonight, son’s 12th birthday party is Sunday and he has expensive tastes, like his mother.
American conservatives in 2026: if you don’t support a chronically lying, racist, misogynistic, shamelessly grifting, morally bankrupt, mentally ill billionaire; you’re not only deranged, but YOU’re the problem…

“We’re 30th.” Mn