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Bret Bielema is Trash

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #285 on: November 02, 2024, 02:47:15 PM »
...at least they clinched a shitty bowl game in Detroit?
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #286 on: November 02, 2024, 02:47:55 PM »
...at least they clinched a shitty bowl game in Detroit?

Custard already has his tickets.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #287 on: November 02, 2024, 03:33:17 PM »
Wonder what Tim Beckman is doing these days?

Stuffing his face with lasagna?
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #288 on: November 08, 2024, 10:46:13 AM »
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #289 on: November 08, 2024, 03:39:06 PM »
Maybe if he’d inherited a top tier program with endless resources instead of a perennial dumpster fire that uses all its money for basketball
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #290 on: November 08, 2024, 04:06:47 PM »
Maybe if he’d inherited a top tier program with endless resources instead of a perennial dumpster fire that uses all its money for basketball

And still only gets a really good basketball team once a decade.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #291 on: November 08, 2024, 04:59:35 PM »
We’ve had two in the last 4 seasons.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #292 on: November 08, 2024, 05:28:15 PM »
Ish.
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« Reply #293 on: November 08, 2024, 06:13:20 PM »
A 1 seed that won the B1G, followed up with a team that won the B1G, a down year where we still made the tourney, and then a 3 seed (would have been higher without TSJ debacle) that made the Elite 8. The team the year the tournament was cancelled was hot and could certainly have made a run too. We had one good tourney run, but we’ve had 3 really good basketball teams, maybe 4, in the past 5 years. We are without question a top 10 program in the 2020s.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #294 on: November 09, 2024, 10:12:09 AM »
We’d better win today, or fuck Bielema.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #295 on: November 09, 2024, 11:16:38 AM »
We’d better win today, or fuck Bielema.

hey Tempo!  I would highly recommend watching the Illini Men's basketball team this year, must see TV imo
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« Reply #296 on: November 09, 2024, 11:26:13 AM »
hey Tempo!  I would highly recommend watching the Illini Men's basketball team this year, must see TV imo

I imagine I’ll catch at least 3 to 5 games a month.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #297 on: November 09, 2024, 02:24:02 PM »
Boat rowers losing at Rutgers.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #298 on: November 09, 2024, 02:26:13 PM »
I imagine I’ll catch at least 3 to 5 games a month.

better than zero, but still pretty bad
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #299 on: November 09, 2024, 02:44:57 PM »
better than zero, but still pretty bad

That’s up to 20 to 30 games
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