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Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow

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Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
« Reply #75 on: September 19, 2021, 05:20:47 PM »
I can't improve on it.

Instant classic.
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Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
« Reply #76 on: September 19, 2021, 10:16:25 PM »
I feel so burned. As if my not knowing when the game was played (because I didn’t care) were important shit.
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Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
« Reply #77 on: September 19, 2021, 11:47:35 PM »
I turned on for the last four and a half minutes. Turns out, it told the whole story.
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Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
« Reply #78 on: September 20, 2021, 05:29:35 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2021, 05:06:47 PM
Don't watch Illini football.  There really is no reason to.

What if you want to raise your blood pressure so you have a grabber so your family collects the insurance money? Sure seems more effective than that Indiana lawyer douche who.paid someone to kill him so his kid could collect and the guy missed the shot.
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Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
« Reply #79 on: September 20, 2021, 05:39:01 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2021, 05:32:16 PM
True.

No shit here, I actually have some issues with blood pressure.  Hard to believe, right?

Honestly, watching this crap might lower my blood pressure because it's comic relief.

Watch out, Rob may suggest you go to an all you can eat Chinese buffet (MSG and salt galore) with a maskless QAnon97.
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Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
« Reply #80 on: September 20, 2021, 05:50:21 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2021, 05:32:16 PM

No shit here, I actually have some issues with blood pressure.  Hard to believe, right?

As long as that is your only issue, it's controllable. Then you're good.
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Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
« Reply #81 on: September 20, 2021, 06:06:32 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2021, 06:03:17 PM
Welll, not the only issue, necessarily. I have this genetic thing also, where I throw some irregular heart beats. The carvedilol controls that, along with the BP. But it is a concern. Ya know, just something to watch out for.

Part of getting old. Lol
You want me to go back a couple of weeks and look for anything from you about being old ?
Something to do with black and white tvs ?
Lol.
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Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
« Reply #82 on: September 20, 2021, 06:42:49 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2021, 06:09:30 PM
Haha, nah. I mean, if you want to, I get it.

I’m sorry about saying stupid shit. You’re a good guy. If I ever hurt your feelings I apologize.

We ARE!
Nope, you haven't hurt my feelings. TY tho.
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Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
« Reply #83 on: September 20, 2021, 08:08:36 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2021, 06:09:30 PM
Haha, nah. I mean, if you want to, I get it.

I’m sorry about saying stupid shit. You’re a good guy. If I ever hurt your feelings I apologize.

We ARE!

Nichi on the other hand has not been around since you went all Logan's Run on the olds.
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Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
« Reply #84 on: September 20, 2021, 08:24:48 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2021, 08:11:31 PM
True.

I’m sorry.

Maybe you can send him a private message with a picture of a cute puppy or a kitty cat.
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Re: Apparently there’s an Illini game tomorrow
« Reply #85 on: September 20, 2021, 08:59:15 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2021, 05:58:23 PM
He wouldn’t do that to me. He likes me.
Jobu is a national treasure.

It's a tragedy that only us six know about him.

And the 20 at Emaw who might not actually recall his brief blow-by.

And the survivors of his victims from previous boards.
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