That's ok. No wildfires and plenty of freshwater here. Also have AL, NL, NFL, NHL, and NBA teams with 10 miles of each other. Suck it, NoCal drivers.
White Sox - worst record in History. So bad that Vegas had a chance and decided to go with the A's instead
Cubs - Holy crap they won a title after 100 years. Giants won 3 in the last 15
Niners - bad year when they lose in the Super Bowl and don't get that 6th ring. Been a lot of bad years lately, lost three super bowls recently. Bears - good year when they get a number one pick.
Blackhawks - OK, they won a title or two, Sharks got there and lost. But Hockey is poor man's WNBA anyway.
FWIW - the Caltrain runs from my house to the Shark Tank, ATT Park and Chase, Levis is 1 10 minute light rail trip.
Bulls - won a lot of titles. LAST CENTURY. Warriors - four in the last decade.