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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #105 on: October 26, 2020, 08:49:28 PM »
So many head scratching moments from the coaching staff.

Why not make the Rams punt at the end of the half?

Play calling is so predictable that the Rams put 8 in the box and Bears run between tackles anyways.

Why the absolute fuck they EVER run that stupid jet sweep with Patterson I’ll never know. It’s the most predictable and defensible play I’ve ever seen outside of the obligatory first down handoff up the gut.

Every week Matt Nagy stands up and tells the entire world he’s going to commit to the run and so drive after drive it’s run, run, third and med-long pass. If you’re gonna just run up the gut against Donald it’s going to be an easy night for him. He never leaves a 5’ circle on those plays.

I know establishing the run is important but if you’re only getting 2.x yards a carry you’re almost always behind the sticks.

At this point in the season I 100% feel better lining up with Foles in the shotgun with a blocking back and letting the pass set up the run. Play action isn’t worth a fuck when your running game sucks.
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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #106 on: October 26, 2020, 09:17:39 PM »
Not to sound too much like Judge Judy but there’s been some awful officiating. Bears getting flagged for everything while blatant holds and other shenanigans going unchecked for the Rams.

Glad to see Nagy has taken my advice and is throwing the fucking ball and playing with some urgency.
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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #107 on: October 26, 2020, 09:20:55 PM »
I knew as soon as I hit the POST button something terrible was going to happen
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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #108 on: October 26, 2020, 09:32:39 PM »
Not to sound too much like Judge Judy....

Did you almost bet $500 on this game?
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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #109 on: October 26, 2020, 09:39:29 PM »
If I did any kind of sports betting I would have put a lot on the Rams. The Bears aren’t good.

Someday they’re going to do a biography on Andy Reid and he will say from the very cusp of a diabetic coma that Matt Nagy was the coach he most appreciated leaving the tree.
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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #110 on: October 26, 2020, 09:53:59 PM »
Bears O Line as good as the Ilini top Big 10 line.
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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #111 on: October 26, 2020, 10:49:26 PM »
It's not Foles. It's not Trubisky. The one constant in all of this: the false genius Matt Nagy.

I love how he takes out his best red zone threats like Jimmy Graham (who the Bears signed specifically because they sucked in the red zone) when the Bears are threatening to score. Cole Kmet makes a few grabs early on, then you don't see him the rest of the game. Demetrius Harris, a blocking TE and Patterson, a kick returner, are the focal points of the offense. Yea let's bring in Patterson on 4th down! No way they can figure out he's getting the ball. LMFAO. Clown shoes at it's finest.

The O-line is an absolute disgrace. Sweeping changes need to be made there. It's beyond comical how inept those bums really are.
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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #112 on: October 29, 2020, 03:01:25 PM »
The Bears’ weakest link last year was the OL. Well, they didn’t fix the OL, and their offense sucks. Who would have thought?

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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #113 on: October 29, 2020, 03:06:36 PM »
The Bears’ weakest link last year was the OL. Well, they didn’t fix the OL, and their offense sucks. Who would have thought?

Au contraire....the weakest link was the HC/OC/Playcaller....and they certainly have not fixed that.
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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #114 on: November 01, 2020, 06:19:54 PM »
Nagy with awful clock management

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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #115 on: November 01, 2020, 08:44:43 PM »
As the late Denny Green aptly put it:

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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #116 on: November 03, 2020, 03:51:57 PM »
Nick Foles is a statue. He’s leaving Soldier Field in a body bag playing behind that offensive line.

Jason Spriggs (Massie’s replacement) has tested positive for COVID. Germain Ifedi was determined to be a high-risk close contact.

Get the eulogies ready for Saint Nick after Sunday. We hardly knew ye, BDN.
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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #117 on: November 03, 2020, 04:29:47 PM »
Jason Spriggs (Massie’s replacement) has tested positive for COVID. Germain Ifedi was determined to be a high-risk close contact.

Get the eulogies ready for Saint Nick after Sunday. We hardly knew ye, BDN.

You would hope they can find better linemen who are now out-of-work bouncers.
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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #118 on: November 08, 2020, 03:35:42 PM »
At best, the Bears look like a team that might luck their way into a one-and-done playoff appearance as a low seed.
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Re: 2020 Chicago Bears
« Reply #119 on: November 08, 2020, 03:59:09 PM »
That’s awfully generous
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