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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1785 on: May 25, 2023, 03:23:26 PM »
No one here knows that.

Ok. I laughed.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1786 on: May 25, 2023, 03:26:20 PM »
That’s not info.

That’s a dumbass from “IlliniGuys” who are made up of of the 2 biggest homer dumbasses on the internet (Sturdy and Kedric Prince).

Sparky has 5 days left.

Then you’re next. I’m taking out the trash one bet at a time

I laughed at this too.

Anyone who bets this sweaty, bugged eyed, squeaky voiced, bet welching motherfucker deserves whatever they get. Because if you win...

Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1787 on: May 25, 2023, 03:45:46 PM »
Hopefully Custard is amenable to banning him if he won't be a man and pay up, which we all know he won't because he is a beta pussy.

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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1788 on: May 25, 2023, 04:12:25 PM »
That’s not info.

That’s a dumbass from “IlliniGuys” who are made up of of the 2 biggest homer dumbasses on the internet (Sturdy and Kedric Prince).

Sparky has 5 days left.

Then you’re next. I’m taking out the trash one bet at a time

Next for what? Nobody actually gives a fuck what you think.
You are just a sad little infantile troll begging for attention.

But.....
Let's make a bet NIT Fcktard Pedophile.


You claim Illinois will have record low attendance. We have it in writing.


If that happens you win and you get to suck Indy Illini's and LvilleILL's dick.
We know you have been desperately obsessed with them paying attention to you for years. Your life will be complete.

Well, you are obsessed with them and Kofi of course.
You are openly Kofisexual.
It's ok. God made you that way for a reason. He is in China so not available right now though.

But....
If you lose you get buttfucked by Indy Illini and LvilleILL, and Illini0440.


Scoreboard.


We will be keeping close track of that record low attendance you fucking idiot.




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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1789 on: May 25, 2023, 04:20:24 PM »
Seems to be a win-win bet for Squeaky.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1790 on: May 25, 2023, 04:22:46 PM »
Next for what? Nobody actually gives a fuck what you think.
You are just a sad little infantile troll begging for attention.

But.....
Let's make a bet NIT Fcktard Pedophile.


You claim Illinois will have record low attendance. We have it in writing.


If that happens you win and you get to suck Indy Illini's and LvilleILL's dick.
We know you have been desperately obsessed with them paying attention to you for years. Your life will be complete.

Well, you are obsessed with them and Kofi of course.
You are openly Kofisexual.
It's ok. God made you that way for a reason. He is in China so not available right now though.

But....
If you lose you get buttfucked by Indy Illini and LvilleILL, and Illini0440.


Scoreboard.


We will be keeping close track of that record low attendance you fucking idiot.

He got really into Kofi as soon as he left and he could do the "never been good without Kofi" thing.

When Kofi committed here he said the same shit he does about any other kid that commits to Illinois.  He sucks, totally out of shape, can't get up and down the court, anybody who thinks he might be good is an idiot homer.

It's why I laugh when people come here and agree with him about Illinois basketball.  This guy has dedicated 20 years of his life to going online and praying Illinois basketball sucks ass.  He wants us to be bad, every post he makes is aimed at that.
« Last Edit: May 25, 2023, 04:28:26 PM by spark mandrill »

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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1791 on: May 25, 2023, 04:37:15 PM »
I laughed at this too.

Anyone who bets this sweaty, bugged eyed, squeaky voiced, bet welching motherfucker deserves whatever they get. Because if you win...



The only bet Welcher is you.

42-0.

Doesn’t get as clear as that.

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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1792 on: May 25, 2023, 04:47:17 PM »
Hopefully Custard is amenable to banning him if he won't be a man and pay up, which we all know he won't because he is a beta pussy.

You got 5 days left.

You’ve killed the scout board to where there’s nobody on it anymore.

I won’t let you kill this place.

You are a cancer.  And I’m getting rid of the cancers here so this place can flourish.

PAMan is pancreatic cancer.
Sparky is lung cancer
LK Dog is brain cancer
Nichi is breast cancer.

Once the cancers are removed from here, this place will be what it should be all along.  A place for Illini fans that can say anything they want and hold the team accountable. 

You have tried to redefine what is acceptable performance.  You have lowered the bar for that.  Well you can be happy with the rest of the low bar people on another board.

Not here.  Not on my watch.


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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1793 on: May 25, 2023, 04:59:17 PM »
You got 5 days left.

You’ve killed the scout board to where there’s nobody on it anymore.

I won’t let you kill this place.

You are a cancer.  And I’m getting rid of the cancers here so this place can flourish.

PAMan is pancreatic cancer.
Sparky is lung cancer
LK Dog is brain cancer
Nichi is breast cancer.

Once the cancers are removed from here, this place will be what it should be all along.  A place for Illini fans that can say anything they want and hold the team accountable. 

You have tried to redefine what is acceptable performance.  You have lowered the bar for that.  Well you can be happy with the rest of the low bar people on another board.

Not here.  Not on my watch.

Wow. Quite the delusional meltdown.
Congratulations. You are one really sorryass piece of shit.




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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1794 on: May 25, 2023, 05:03:18 PM »
And there you have it



Looks like Noah deleted his 'take'.


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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1795 on: May 25, 2023, 05:13:33 PM »
The only bet Welcher is you.

42-0.

Doesn’t get as clear as that.

As was said at the time by many, there was no bet because we all know you are all sweaty, bugged eyed, squeaky voiced, bet welching cuck whose wife left him
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1796 on: May 25, 2023, 05:13:58 PM »
You got 5 days left.

You’ve killed the scout board to where there’s nobody on it anymore.

I won’t let you kill this place.

You are a cancer.  And I’m getting rid of the cancers here so this place can flourish.

PAMan is pancreatic cancer.
Sparky is lung cancer
LK Dog is brain cancer
Nichi is breast cancer.

Once the cancers are removed from here, this place will be what it should be all along.  A place for Illini fans that can say anything they want and hold the team accountable. 

You have tried to redefine what is acceptable performance.  You have lowered the bar for that.  Well you can be happy with the rest of the low bar people on another board.

Not here.  Not on my watch.

Enjoy your last couple days with a board that'll let you post on it.

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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1797 on: May 25, 2023, 05:15:04 PM »
You got 5 days left.

You’ve killed the scout board to where there’s nobody on it anymore.

I won’t let you kill this place.

You are a cancer.  And I’m getting rid of the cancers here so this place can flourish.

PAMan is pancreatic cancer.
Sparky is lung cancer
LK Dog is brain cancer
Nichi is breast cancer.

Once the cancers are removed from here, this place will be what it should be all along.  A place for Illini fans that can say anything they want and hold the team accountable. 

You have tried to redefine what is acceptable performance.  You have lowered the bar for that.  Well you can be happy with the rest of the low bar people on another board.

Not here.  Not on my watch.

This is great. What a delusional loser. Post the video again, Squeaky!
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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« Reply #1798 on: May 25, 2023, 05:20:23 PM »
This is great. What a delusional loser. Post the video again, Squeaky!

What's funny is they actually let him post on the Scout board for a while a couple years ago when AerchAngel was still alive, but he - as he always does - melted down like a toddler and got permabanned, again.

Then he started sending hundreds of vulgar DMs to everyone on the board.

He's one of the saddest people I've ever interacted with.

If he had the slightest ounce of self-awareness I would feel bad for him.
« Last Edit: May 25, 2023, 05:25:48 PM by spark mandrill »

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Re: Recruiting
« Reply #1799 on: May 25, 2023, 05:25:14 PM »
He's one of the saddest people I've ever interacted with.

Does that make him the tallest or the shortest HQ2 midget?
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"