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The best sex is unexpected sex

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Reacher

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The best sex is unexpected sex
« on: August 11, 2021, 02:56:58 PM »
The best sex is when you stumble into it without prior expectation of having sex. Who wants to argue this point?
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2021, 03:03:43 PM »
You are supposed to include a picture of your hairdresser with a post like this.
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2021, 03:25:32 PM »
You fully bald yet Tempo?

I was gettin' there so decided to go with a clean buzz.  Never going back.
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2021, 03:39:24 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on August 11, 2021, 03:25:32 PM
You fully bald yet Tempo?

I was gettin' there so decided to go with a clean buzz.  Never going back.

Nah, man. Gained some weight and definitely not feeling in my athletic prime, but minus some grays hair looks the same.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2021, 03:41:40 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on August 11, 2021, 03:39:24 PM
Nah, man. Gained some weight and definitely not feeling in my athletic prime, but minus some grays hair looks the same.

Must be nice.  I'm almost two decades younger than you but at this point if I let it grow out for a week my hair looks like Costanza's.
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2021, 03:49:21 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on August 11, 2021, 03:41:40 PM
Must be nice.  I'm almost two decades younger than you but at this point if I let it grow out for a week my hair looks like Costanza's.

What ever happened to the photoshop of Rob and Elton John?
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2021, 03:57:29 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 11, 2021, 03:44:30 PM
Genetics can be cruel.

My brother's 7 years older than me and he ain't bald.  It's horseshit.
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2021, 04:03:36 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on August 11, 2021, 03:41:40 PM
Must be nice.  I'm almost two decades younger than you but at this point if I let it grow out for a week my hair looks like Costanza's.

You guys need to top Custard by posting pictures of your heads from your eyebrows up.
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2021, 04:07:21 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on August 11, 2021, 04:03:36 PM
You guys need to top Custard by posting pictures of your heads from your eyebrows up.
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2021, 04:16:22 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 11, 2021, 04:11:05 PM
Looks fine to me.

It's pretty short right now, buzzed it like 3 days ago.  If I let it go 6 days, I look like a parody person.
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2021, 05:01:57 PM »
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2021, 07:12:45 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on August 11, 2021, 03:41:40 PM
Must be nice.  I'm almost two decades younger than you but at this point if I let it grow out for a week my hair looks like Costanza's.

How old are you again?
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2021, 10:39:05 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on August 11, 2021, 03:57:29 PM
My brother's 7 years older than me and he ain't bald.  It's horseshit.
Thing is, though, he's your half-brother, see?
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2021, 09:35:58 AM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on August 11, 2021, 04:07:21 PM


Thats what consuming a lot of soy does to you
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