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Re: Cycling
« Reply #180 on: May 16, 2023, 12:10:01 AM »

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #182 on: May 21, 2023, 02:59:02 PM »

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #184 on: May 22, 2023, 08:35:52 AM »
I laughed out loud
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #185 on: May 22, 2023, 09:30:28 AM »
It was a good one.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #186 on: May 22, 2023, 09:35:35 AM »
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fwm96V0XoAAIXU6?format=png&name=medium

Totally ripped off Pearls before Swine (Victor the Vegan vs Jef the Cyclist) - the real insufferable personality is a plagiarist

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #187 on: May 22, 2023, 10:07:07 AM »
Totally ripped off Pearls before Swine (Victor the Vegan vs Jef the Cyclist) - the real insufferable personality is a plagiarist

Before last week, it would just be considered "fair use."
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #188 on: May 22, 2023, 12:38:26 PM »
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2023/5/22/23732468/man-attacked-with-construction-sign-while-riding-bicycle-in-south-loop

A man was critically injured when someone beat him with a construction sign and his own bike while he was riding in the South Loop early Monday.

The man, 62, was attacked about 1 a.m. Monday in the 2200 block of South State Street, police said.

The man was transported to Northwestern Memorial Hospital in critical condition, police said.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #189 on: May 22, 2023, 12:42:18 PM »
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2023/5/22/23732468/man-attacked-with-construction-sign-while-riding-bicycle-in-south-loop

A man was critically injured when someone beat him with a construction sign and his own bike while he was riding in the South Loop early Monday.

The man, 62, was attacked about 1 a.m. Monday in the 2200 block of South State Street, police said.

The man was transported to Northwestern Memorial Hospital in critical condition, police said.

Reads like a couple homeless guys got into a fight. But that's not as click baity as "cyclist gets beaten"

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #190 on: May 22, 2023, 12:55:56 PM »
Reads like a couple homeless guys got into a fight. But that's not as click baity as "cyclist gets beaten"

Well, he was, apparently, beaten with his own bicycle.
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« Reply #191 on: May 22, 2023, 10:29:23 PM »
Well, he was, apparently, beaten with his own bicycle.

Love the creativity
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« Reply #192 on: May 23, 2023, 02:17:50 PM »
Well, he was, apparently, beaten with his own bicycle.

cmon we've all had that urge before
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« Reply #193 on: May 23, 2023, 04:05:46 PM »
cmon we've all had that urge before

He said "Beaten with his own bicycle", not "Beat off using his bicycle"

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #194 on: May 23, 2023, 04:19:40 PM »
"Beat off using his bicycle"

That is one of your urges?
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