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Re: Cycling
« Reply #120 on: August 10, 2022, 11:42:04 AM »
Even if the driver was 100% in the wrong the cyclist still comes off as a little bitch
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #121 on: August 10, 2022, 11:58:02 AM »
cyclist still comes off as a little bitch

Sounds redundant!
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #122 on: August 10, 2022, 12:01:00 PM »
Well...he could have pulled out a gun and tried to shoot the driver.

STAND YOUR GROUND!!!

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #123 on: August 10, 2022, 12:10:15 PM »
Well...he could have pulled out a gun and tried to shoot the driver.

STAND YOUR GROUND!!!

Replace the water bottle holder with a gun rack.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #124 on: August 10, 2022, 12:37:23 PM »
People just seem to get away with murder these days.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #125 on: August 10, 2022, 12:44:03 PM »
Replace the water bottle holder with a gun rack.

Yes, you can put a gun on it. This is how I roll.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #126 on: August 10, 2022, 12:48:28 PM »
Yes, you can put a gun on it. This is how I roll.
https://crankpunk.com/2020/05/27/the-bicycle-in-war/

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #127 on: August 10, 2022, 01:07:13 PM »
Hilarious. I feel the car driver's pain. Pass Dearborn/Van Buren usually once a week. What car is that? A Mercury?

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #128 on: August 11, 2022, 01:09:25 AM »
Well...he could have pulled out a gun and tried to shoot the driver.

STAND YOUR GROUND!!!
Foment an argument, then when he gets out of the car, go to the car and lock the doors with the keys inside.

Pro move is to grab the keys and drop them in the sewer

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #129 on: August 11, 2022, 10:24:18 AM »
an oldie but goodie

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #130 on: August 11, 2022, 11:21:30 AM »
That’s fantastic
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #131 on: August 11, 2022, 01:06:16 PM »
Never knew the word “cyclist” could carry so much baggage. 

The funny thing is most people who ride bikes do not refer to themselves as “cyclists.”  They don't own a lightweight road bike or wear spandex outfits.  Many don’t wear a helmet or clip into their pedals while riding. They’ve simply discovered that a bike is a good, cheap way to get around town, such as commuting to work, running errands and visiting friends.  It's also a simple way to fit a little exercise into your daily routine.   

Meet this average Joe.  He’s not a cyclist.



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Re: Cycling
« Reply #132 on: August 11, 2022, 01:10:21 PM »
A lot of adults in the neighborhood have bikes. Hardly ever see then ride them though. I did see my neighbor Chad on his the other night. But the ones I see out on the actual roads or more in the city look like they went out of their way to look like douchebags.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #133 on: August 11, 2022, 01:17:28 PM »
A lot of adults in the neighborhood have bikes. Hardly ever see then ride them though. I did see my neighbor Chad on his the other night. But the ones I see out on the actual roads or more in the city look like they went out of their way to look like douchebags.

Anecdotal evidence baloney.  It's ok if people in your neighborhood don't ride their bikes. 

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #134 on: August 11, 2022, 01:32:24 PM »
Not cycling, but on two wheels and equally irritating.